Official Bring Back Touchdown the Bobcat Thread

[joda]

We should put a meat goat on the field.

[KITNfury]

Yep, having a secretive, wild animal surrounded by 50,000 screaming people is a great idea.

That's what I walked away with from the Real Sports episode on this last November, for sure.

If we use a zoo animal, then its happiness was long ago ignored.

[DQ12]

if we have some animal on the field it better rough ridin' be a farm animal

are raccoons farm animals?

[hippocraticoaf]

A tame bobcat acts pretty similar to a house cat, and I don't think too many people would object to that.

We can just put Touchdown on a leash, walk him onto the field or along the terraces at the beginning of the game, get some good publicity/exposure, and take him off. (The terraces/field, not the leash)

[Katpappy]

A tame bobcat acts pretty similar to a house cat, and I don't think too many people would object to that.

We can just put Touchdown on a leash, walk him onto the field or along the terraces at the beginning of the game, get some good publicity/exposure, and take him off. (The terraces/field, not the leash)

But you know what would be better; put a Willie the Wildcat Mastcot head on this little sucker.  Bet no one would complain that we just have a head on a person in a jersey anymore.  Better yet, we could put the old style Willie head on him.  Of course we would need to keep him in a cage, due to the scare factor.
Kids be shitting and getting.  Especially when our fake Willie pulls the real scary Willie around the field after we score.

[Emo EMAW]

Whatever the animal is, it needs to be able to run on the field and retrieve the tee during kickoffs.

[Katpappy]

Whatever the animal is, it needs to be able to run on the field and retrieve the tee during kickoffs.

A monkey with a Willie head on?

[steve dave]

can you guys imagine how amazing it would be to have a menagerie of farm livestock fenced up in all the corners? like, you've got some stupid cow over here, 3 pigs laying in mud over here, some chickens sitting on some dumb eggs, some sheep just standing there like idiots. wow.

[Trogdor]

can you guys imagine how amazing it would be to have a menagerie of farm livestock fenced up in all the corners? like, you've got some stupid cow over here, 3 pigs laying in mud over here, some sheep just standing there like idiots. wow.

a petting zoo at BSFS? would totes take

[Emo EMAW]

The Deanna Rose Pettin' Corner by Case IH

[pissclams]

can you guys imagine how amazing it would be to have a menagerie of farm livestock fenced up in all the corners? like, you've got some stupid cow over here, 3 pigs laying in mud over here, some chickens sitting on some dumb eggs, some sheep just standing there like idiots. wow.

giraffe

[steve dave]

at halftime some farmer with overalls and a straw hat walks out and dumps a bunch of disgusting slop out of a wooden bucket all over the pigs and they just go nuts chowing on it

[steve dave]

halftime contest is a bunch of kids trying to milk all the cows and the first one that gets a pint of milk wins and as a joke one cow is a boy cow and an adult always gets picked to milk that one and they turn red with humiliation and the crowd loses it with hee haw laughter

[pissclams]

giraffe races around the harley track

giraffe dung throwing contests

giraffe dung eating contests

[pissclams]

dress up a horse and paint it like a giraffe, contest to see who can spot the fake giraffe

[pissclams]

giraffe day at BSFS:  first 10,000 in the door get a k-state themed purple foam giraffe hoof

[Katpappy]

halftime contest is a bunch of kids trying to milk all the cows and the first one that gets a pint of milk wins and as a joke one cow is a boy cow and an adult always gets picked to milk that one and they turn red with humiliation and the crowd loses it with hee haw laughter

Put a Willie head on the male cow and taters got a hit.

[DQ12]

Have a steer we raise on the farm for two years and the Willie skit before the Texas game is Willie bolt gunning the steer for some great Kansas beef. The next week there's a new baby steer.

Same thing with a chicken for KU.

A bear for Baylor.

[Katpappy]

Have a steer we raise on the farm for two years and the Willie skit before the Texas game is Willie bolt gunning the steer for some great Kansas beef. The next week there's a new baby steer.

Same thing with a chicken for KU.

A bear for Baylor.

Wut?

[Brock Landers]

Have a steer we raise on the farm for two years and the Willie skit before the Texas game is Willie bolt gunning the steer for some great Kansas beef. The next week there's a new baby steer.

Same thing with a chicken for KU.

A bear for Baylor.

Wut?

[Pete]

giraffe day at BSFS:  first 10,000 in the door get a k-state themed purple foam giraffe hoof

Bet we could 3D print them.  How many hooves per minute can most 3D printers churn out? 

[Dugout DickStone]

meatgoat would be the best.

[pissclams]

giraffe day at BSFS:  first 10,000 in the door get a k-state themed purple foam giraffe hoof

Bet we could 3D print them.  How many hooves per minute can most 3D printers churn out? 

not sure but if the number isn't enough we'll just buy more 3d printers because currie

[wELLsculptedbrows]

A tame bobcat acts pretty similar to a house cat, and I don't think too many people would object to that.

We can just put Touchdown on a leash, walk him onto the field or along the terraces at the beginning of the game, get some good publicity/exposure, and take him off. (The terraces/field, not the leash)

It's hard to tell what house cats love more, being on a leash or being surrounded by 50,000 people. I hope someone in Mosier Hall is working on settling this age old question.

[Dugout DickStone]

A tame bobcat acts pretty similar to a house cat, and I don't think too many people would object to that.

We can just put Touchdown on a leash, walk him onto the field or along the terraces at the beginning of the game, get some good publicity/exposure, and take him off. (The terraces/field, not the leash)

It's hard to tell what house cats love more, being on a leash or being surrounded by 50,000 people. I hope someone in Mosier Hall is working on settling this age old question.

It's hard to tell who could care less, me or someone who doesn't care at all