Executions - Now We're Just Winging It

[Rage Against the McKee]

Just give the inmate a roofie and have him wake up in an all white room, with a white door, and a "window" that isn't actually a window but looks like one and it looks like snow is covering everything outside. Bright fluorescent lighting. The guards wear all white outfits that cover them from head to toe. On the inmate's white table is a red pill and a blue pill, with a note that says "follow the white rabbit." Both pills are a lethal dose of cyanide, but the inmate doesn't know that.

[Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!)]

If prisons are too expensive we should outsource incarceration to a third world country, like we do everything else.

This seems like a great idea. Could we have an American on staff in order to insure the prisoners were not being treated inhumanely?

I suppose, but that would cost more.

[8manpick]

Guys, it happens what, 4 times a year? I'll push the button and you all can quit worrying about it.

[ChiComCat]

What about a machine that shoots a bullet in a precise spot every Tuesday at 2pm?  You just put the guy's head in the spot.  Who is the killer then?

[Rage Against the McKee]

Why not just let other inmates perform the executions? They are already killers anyway.

[slucat]

Just give the inmate a roofie and have him wake up in an all white room, with a white door, and a "window" that isn't actually a window but looks like one and it looks like snow is covering everything outside. Bright fluorescent lighting. The guards wear all white outfits that cover them from head to toe. On the inmate's white table is a red pill and a blue pill, with a note that says "follow the white rabbit." Both pills are a lethal dose of cyanide, but the inmate doesn't know that.

 

[michigancat]

our criminal justice system SUCKS

http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/jurisprudence/2015/09/richard_glossip_innocence_governor_or_supreme_court_should_stay_oklahoma.html?wpsrc=sh_all_dt_tw_top

[Rage Against the McKee]

our criminal justice system SUCKS

http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/jurisprudence/2015/09/richard_glossip_innocence_governor_or_supreme_court_should_stay_oklahoma.html?wpsrc=sh_all_dt_tw_top

These people are animals, michigancat. It doesn't really matter if an innocent animal dies. It's not a human, after all.

[Brock Landers]

our criminal justice system SUCKS

http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/jurisprudence/2015/09/richard_glossip_innocence_governor_or_supreme_court_should_stay_oklahoma.html?wpsrc=sh_all_dt_tw_top

Well if Barry Switzer can't get you out of an execution in Oklahoma then you're probably guilty anyway.

[Brock Landers]

our criminal justice system SUCKS

http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/jurisprudence/2015/09/richard_glossip_innocence_governor_or_supreme_court_should_stay_oklahoma.html?wpsrc=sh_all_dt_tw_top

Well if Barry Switzer can't get you out of an execution in Oklahoma then you're probably guilty anyway.

Surprise stay of execution until November 6!!  But it's only to determine if one of the drugs they're going to use is poisony enough....

http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2015/09/30/oklahoma_gov_mary_falin_stays_richard_glossip_s_execution_until_november.html

[michigancat]

our criminal justice system SUCKS

http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/jurisprudence/2015/09/richard_glossip_innocence_governor_or_supreme_court_should_stay_oklahoma.html?wpsrc=sh_all_dt_tw_top

Well if Barry Switzer can't get you out of an execution in Oklahoma then you're probably guilty anyway.

Surprise stay of execution until November 6!!  But it's only to determine if one of the drugs they're going to use is poisony enough....

http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2015/09/30/oklahoma_gov_mary_falin_stays_richard_glossip_s_execution_until_november.html

It's amazing he's even guilty. It's all based on the testimony of the guy who admitted to actually committing the murder! That crap's crazy!

[Rage Against the McKee]

The prosecutor should be in jail.