window seat question

[CNS]

I still get excited when i fly. Like, it's exciting to be going to a new place, etc, and the idea of flying is pretty amazing. But that actual act of flying, like rocketing through the sky in a tube of coughing, farting, cramped people, man it sort of sucks hard. Like, there is a point in every flight where I'm just like "fuuuuuuuuuck, I hate this. I wish I could sleep for more than 10 minutes at a time, but I can't. No, I don't really want to talk, I want to time warp to the second we have landed so I can escape this death cylinder."

headphones, earplugs, movies, and/or good books can make it a quite pleasant little bubble.

If planes were more physically comfortable for me, I would absolutely love the whole experience exactly for this reason.  Time down to relax and be entertained.

[Dugout DickStone]

My buddy got off an airplane in a connecting city to shack up with a stewardess.  Was late for meeting next day.   

impressive lie told by your friend.  go big or go home is what I say in the lying game

[Emo EMAW]

My buddy got off an airplane in a connecting city to shack up with a stewardess.  Was late for meeting next day.   

impressive lie told by your friend.  go big or go home is what I say in the lying game

It was corroborated by another colleague. 

[Dugout DickStone]

My buddy got off an airplane in a connecting city to shack up with a stewardess.  Was late for meeting next day.   

impressive lie told by your friend.  go big or go home is what I say in the lying game

It was corroborated by another colleague. 

what kind of perverts are you hanging out with?

[CNS]

My buddy got off an airplane in a connecting city to shack up with a stewardess.  Was late for meeting next day.   

impressive lie told by your friend.  go big or go home is what I say in the lying game

It was corroborated by another colleague. 

Are intraoffice relationships looked down upon at your company?

[Emo EMAW]

Goddamnit guys.  Two dudes were on an airplane bound for somewhere with a layover somewhere where you stay on the plane if you're not getting off there.  Guy #1 is jawing with the stewardess and she invites him to have dinner with her, he gets off.  Colleague #2 is all  "hey rough rider you need to be there tomorrow morning do not get off this rough ridin' plane!"  Guy #1 is hard up and does what he has to do and doesn't make the AM the next morning because he was up late respecting the crap out of her.  Story recanted and corroborated to me by both over lunch. 

[Dr Rick Daris]

Goddamnit guys.  Two dudes were on an airplane bound for somewhere with a layover somewhere where you stay on the plane if you're not getting off there.  Guy #1 is jawing with the stewardess and she invites him to have dinner with her, he gets off.  Colleague #2 is all  "hey rough rider you need to be there tomorrow morning do not get off this rough ridin' plane!"  Guy #1 is hard up and does what he has to do and doesn't make the AM the next morning because he was up late respecting the crap out of her.  Story recanted and corroborated to me by both over lunch.

out of the two words recanted and corroborated, which one don't you understand the meaning of?

[Emo EMAW]

Could be both or neither.

[Dugout DickStone]

at least that lawyer recanted

[Emo EMAW]

Damnit, what's the word I'm looking for?  It appears my brain has made a false connection.

[Benja]

Well, I don't think it's the word recanted.

[Spracne]

Damnit, what's the word I'm looking for?  It appears my brain has made a false connection.

Recounted?

re·count1
ri?kount/
verb
1.
tell someone about something; give an account of an event or experience.
"I recounted the tale to Steve Dave"
synonyms:   tell, relate, narrate, give an account of, describe, report, outline, delineate, relay, convey, communicate, impart

[Emo EMAW]

There ya are! 

[Mr Bread]

Those guys really think you are a rough ridin' idiot.  Very disrespectful. 

[waks]

Damnit, what's the word I'm looking for?  It appears my brain has made a false connection.

Recounted?

re·count1
ri?kount/
verb
1.
tell someone about something; give an account of an event or experience.
"I recounted the tale to Steve Dave"
synonyms:   tell, relate, narrate, give an account of, describe, report, outline, delineate, relay, convey, communicate, impart

[Trim]

GCCPAkat proposed to a stewardess on the plane.

[Trim]

I have this awesome talent of looking really unfriendly so people just don't wanna sit in the middle seat next to me on SW flights. like they'll come on and be like "hey idiots this flight is full move your crap off the middle seat cuz people are gonna sit there" and so ill just be chilling there and boom. next thing I know the middle seat next to me is the only seat open on the flight. I can honestly say ive never seen a plane where someone else has an open middle seat and I don't. they never choose me. 

edit: I think this is a bad thing. im very shrek-like, apparently.

I had a really fat woman middle seat and half of my seat me last week.  I'm going to war with southwest on it.

https://www.southwest.com/html/customer-service/extra-seat/index-pol.html

[GoodForAnother]

I get mildly claustrophobic on planes so I like to have an open window to see out of. But if the window person closes it I just deal with it, I don't want to be a dick.

[slobber]

I think I posted in here about the large dude with horrendous BO a month or two ago. It was awful. If I would have had the slightest hangover, I would have been puking. I almost puked as it was.

[mhkpasa]

Flight back to KC.. I sit in the middle of mid 50s guy (aisle) and high school dude (window). It becomes obvious HSer is not well, he is trying to sleep, but gets up, crawls over, every  +/- 20 minutes to go to restroom. I watch HS girl across aisle puke a little on floor, before stewardess gets her a bag and paper towels. Old guy next to me is her dad. Then HS dude next to me barfs a little, gets bag, towels..I then realize I am in between father and sick son, with his sick daughter across aisle. This kid spits/pukes in bag 3-4 times over next 50 minutes. At the end of flight, they are collecting trash. He carefully hands puke bag in front of me to dad/stewardess. Drips on my hand... I wanted to kill them. I should have made them switch me seats somehow immediately, but I just bit my lip and stayed silent. Worst Flight Ever.

[CNS]

Flight back to KC.. I sit in the middle of mid 50s guy (aisle) and high school dude (window). It becomes obvious HSer is not well, he is trying to sleep, but gets up, crawls over, every  +/- 20 minutes to go to restroom. I watch HS girl across aisle puke a little on floor, before stewardess gets her a bag and paper towels. Old guy next to me is her dad. Then HS dude next to me barfs a little, gets bag, towels..I then realize I am in between father and sick son, with his sick daughter across aisle. This kid spits/pukes in bag 3-4 times over next 50 minutes. At the end of flight, they are collecting trash. He carefully hands puke bag in front of me to dad/stewardess. Drips on my hand... I wanted to kill them. I should have made them switch me seats somehow immediately, but I just bit my lip and stayed silent. Worst Flight Ever.

How does dad not get sick girl to switch with you given what is going on?  Unbelievable.

[slobber]

Flight back to KC.. I sit in the middle of mid 50s guy (aisle) and high school dude (window). It becomes obvious HSer is not well, he is trying to sleep, but gets up, crawls over, every  +/- 20 minutes to go to restroom. I watch HS girl across aisle puke a little on floor, before stewardess gets her a bag and paper towels. Old guy next to me is her dad. Then HS dude next to me barfs a little, gets bag, towels..I then realize I am in between father and sick son, with his sick daughter across aisle. This kid spits/pukes in bag 3-4 times over next 50 minutes. At the end of flight, they are collecting trash. He carefully hands puke bag in front of me to dad/stewardess. Drips on my hand... I wanted to kill them. I should have made them switch me seats somehow immediately, but I just bit my lip and stayed silent. Worst Flight Ever.

Maybe you had really bad BO?


  jk

[mhkpasa]

they muttered some apologies along the way...sick girl was next to her mom also..with a female travel companion of mine next to them...in hindsight I should have said eff that immediately and demanded a seat shuffle getting sick kids together and me in between the mom and girl I knew..i guess I wasn't interested in making a scene at the time. forgot about it until this thread...

[Dugout DickStone]

there is a thread I started about the traveling public for this crap

[Emo EMAW]

Oh man mhkpasa, do you have a paypal?  I want to donate to you.  That sounds awful.