window seat question

[Emo EMAW]

Do slucat and 176 work together?  Or just fly all over collecting air miles and high fiving and watching the cats maybe?

[Dr Rick Daris]

mr SLU176

"the 2nd best best that lives in slu's house" 

[Tobias]

"the 2nd best best that lives in slu's house" 

oh man, that one's pretty good too.  i can't recall if they have kids/pets though.  seems kinda presumptuous

[Dr Rick Daris]

"the 2nd best best that lives in slu's house" 

oh man, that one's pretty good too.  i can't recall if they have kids/pets though.  seems kinda presumptuous

could ammend with a probably in the front

[michigancat]

I prefer the window seat on long flights where I intend to sleep. Easier for me to sleep if I can lean my head against the side of the plane.  On shorter flights the aisle is the best seat.

do you realize how many heads lean up against that plane?  disgusting.

pillow/hoodie

[pissclams]

of course hoodie, (he made no mention of one) (I don't fly without one) (pillows are for dork wanna be pro travelers)

surprised no one else uses ear plugs

[michigancat]

of course hoodie, (he made no mention of one) (I don't fly without one) (pillows are for dork wanna be pro travelers)

surprised no one else uses ear plugs

Pro tip: They give you pillows and blankets on international flights.

[pissclams]

of course hoodie, (he made no mention of one) (I don't fly without one) (pillows are for dork wanna be pro travelers)

surprised no one else uses ear plugs

Pro tip: They give you pillows and blankets on international flights.

hey look at you!  pro tip:  those things aren't clean, don't let the bag fool you

[michigancat]

Hoodie

[Boom Roasted]

I guess it was a successful flight. No one asked me  to put the shade up or down

[Trim]

I have this awesome talent of looking really unfriendly so people just don't wanna sit in the middle seat next to me on SW flights. like they'll come on and be like "hey idiots this flight is full move your crap off the middle seat cuz people are gonna sit there" and so ill just be chilling there and boom. next thing I know the middle seat next to me is the only seat open on the flight. I can honestly say ive never seen a plane where someone else has an open middle seat and I don't. they never choose me. 

edit: I think this is a bad thing. im very shrek-like, apparently.

I had a really fat woman middle seat and half of my seat me last week.  I'm going to war with southwest on it.

https://www.southwest.com/html/customer-service/extra-seat/index-pol.html

Southwest saw things my way.

[Mrs. Gooch]

I have this awesome talent of looking really unfriendly so people just don't wanna sit in the middle seat next to me on SW flights. like they'll come on and be like "hey idiots this flight is full move your crap off the middle seat cuz people are gonna sit there" and so ill just be chilling there and boom. next thing I know the middle seat next to me is the only seat open on the flight. I can honestly say ive never seen a plane where someone else has an open middle seat and I don't. they never choose me. 

edit: I think this is a bad thing. im very shrek-like, apparently.

I had a really fat woman middle seat and half of my seat me last week.  I'm going to war with southwest on it.

https://www.southwest.com/html/customer-service/extra-seat/index-pol.html

Southwest saw things my way.

What does that mean?

[Trim]

I have this awesome talent of looking really unfriendly so people just don't wanna sit in the middle seat next to me on SW flights. like they'll come on and be like "hey idiots this flight is full move your crap off the middle seat cuz people are gonna sit there" and so ill just be chilling there and boom. next thing I know the middle seat next to me is the only seat open on the flight. I can honestly say ive never seen a plane where someone else has an open middle seat and I don't. they never choose me. 

edit: I think this is a bad thing. im very shrek-like, apparently.

I had a really fat woman middle seat and half of my seat me last week.  I'm going to war with southwest on it.

https://www.southwest.com/html/customer-service/extra-seat/index-pol.html

Southwest saw things my way.

What does that mean?

Refund of the ticket cost.  Money back, not southwest credit.

[Mrs. Gooch]

I have this awesome talent of looking really unfriendly so people just don't wanna sit in the middle seat next to me on SW flights. like they'll come on and be like "hey idiots this flight is full move your crap off the middle seat cuz people are gonna sit there" and so ill just be chilling there and boom. next thing I know the middle seat next to me is the only seat open on the flight. I can honestly say ive never seen a plane where someone else has an open middle seat and I don't. they never choose me. 

edit: I think this is a bad thing. im very shrek-like, apparently.

I had a really fat woman middle seat and half of my seat me last week.  I'm going to war with southwest on it.

https://www.southwest.com/html/customer-service/extra-seat/index-pol.html

Southwest saw things my way.

What does that mean?

Refund of the ticket cost.  Money back, not southwest credit.

So they didn't only give you half your money back since she was only taking up half of your seat. 

[Trim]

I have this awesome talent of looking really unfriendly so people just don't wanna sit in the middle seat next to me on SW flights. like they'll come on and be like "hey idiots this flight is full move your crap off the middle seat cuz people are gonna sit there" and so ill just be chilling there and boom. next thing I know the middle seat next to me is the only seat open on the flight. I can honestly say ive never seen a plane where someone else has an open middle seat and I don't. they never choose me. 

edit: I think this is a bad thing. im very shrek-like, apparently.

I had a really fat woman middle seat and half of my seat me last week.  I'm going to war with southwest on it.

https://www.southwest.com/html/customer-service/extra-seat/index-pol.html

Southwest saw things my way.

What does that mean?

Refund of the ticket cost.  Money back, not southwest credit.

So they didn't only give you half your money back since she was only taking up half of your seat. 

Nope, and it was only on the first leg of the flight.  I had told them that the connecting flight was delayed, but that wasn't my primary grievance.

Plus, of the $300+ that the ticket cost that they're refunding to my credit card, half of it was southwest credit that was expiring before long.  So now that's turned into money.

I still probably won't fly southwest again if I have a choice unless it's a short flight like ICT-Vegas or I'm flying with 1-2 known fit people who I can be sure will be in my row.

[CNS]

Wouldn't this be the same with any airline, not just southwest?  I mean, if you aren't traveling with someone, how do you know who you would be sitting next to on Delta, for example, and if they are fat or not? 

[Trim]

https://twitter.com/TrimGoEMAW/status/458003332032757760

[Trim]

Wouldn't this be the same with any airline, not just southwest?  I mean, if you aren't traveling with someone, how do you know who you would be sitting next to on Delta, for example, and if they are fat or not? 

I normally pay more for at least the economy plus seats or whatever.  Fat people don't.

[CNS]

Wouldn't this be the same with any airline, not just southwest?  I mean, if you aren't traveling with someone, how do you know who you would be sitting next to on Delta, for example, and if they are fat or not? 

I normally pay more for at least the economy plus seats or whatever.  Fat people don't.

Ah.

[star seed 7]

If you're a fat guy, fly southwest and pay for a30 or less. No one wants to sit next to you, I've had middle seat open so many times, it's great

[Trim]

If you're a fat guy, fly southwest and pay for a30 or less. No one wants to sit next to you, I've had middle seat open so many times, it's great

Southwest has a policy for you people.

[star seed 7]

If you're a fat guy, fly southwest and pay for a30 or less. No one wants to sit next to you, I've had middle seat open so many times, it's great

Southwest has a policy for you people.

one of the few perks of being fat, don't ruin this for me

[Trim]

[Institutional Control]

Old people on smart phones are the greatest thing to watch, ever.

[Emo EMAW]

New nickname:

Middle Seat Manziel