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Re: If you were able to choose your adult occupation at 5 years old...
« Reply #50 on: April 23, 2014, 09:28:03 PM »
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Re: If you were able to choose your adult occupation at 5 years old...
« Reply #51 on: April 23, 2014, 09:43:26 PM »
Maybe earlier than 5, but I distinctly remember gas station person.  I didn't yet understand the concept of employers or employees or companies, and just saw people giving lots of money to the gas station person all day every day.

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Re: If you were able to choose your adult occupation at 5 years old...
« Reply #52 on: April 23, 2014, 09:47:12 PM »
Maybe earlier than 5, but I distinctly remember gas station person.  I didn't yet understand the concept of employers or employees or companies, and just saw people giving lots of money to the gas station person all day every day.

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Re: If you were able to choose your adult occupation at 5 years old...
« Reply #53 on: April 23, 2014, 09:54:14 PM »
I wanted to be Super Mario, in retrospect that would have been a terribly dangerous occupation. I wonder if he gets hazard pay? Also, my little brother used to tell everyone that he wanted to work for Wal-Mart when he grows up, because they have EVERYTHING!
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Re: If you were able to choose your adult occupation at 5 years old...
« Reply #54 on: April 23, 2014, 09:56:47 PM »
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Re: If you were able to choose your adult occupation at 5 years old...
« Reply #55 on: April 23, 2014, 11:03:52 PM »
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Re: If you were able to choose your adult occupation at 5 years old...
« Reply #57 on: April 24, 2014, 01:42:34 AM »
Maybe earlier than 5, but I distinctly remember gas station person.  I didn't yet understand the concept of employers or employees or companies, and just saw people giving lots of money to the gas station person all day every day.

Similar to this, I wanted to be a car dealer because I knew cars were expensive and assumed every dollar made was profit.

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Re: If you were able to choose your adult occupation at 5 years old...
« Reply #58 on: April 24, 2014, 02:50:19 AM »
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Re: If you were able to choose your adult occupation at 5 years old...
« Reply #59 on: April 24, 2014, 09:14:31 AM »
Maybe earlier than 5, but I distinctly remember gas station person.  I didn't yet understand the concept of employers or employees or companies, and just saw people giving lots of money to the gas station person all day every day.

Similar to this, I wanted to be a car dealer because I knew cars were expensive and assumed every dollar made was profit.

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Re: If you were able to choose your adult occupation at 5 years old...
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Re: If you were able to choose your adult occupation at 5 years old...
« Reply #61 on: April 24, 2014, 10:44:41 AM »
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Re: If you were able to choose your adult occupation at 5 years old...
« Reply #63 on: April 24, 2014, 06:28:20 PM »
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Re: If you were able to choose your adult occupation at 5 years old...
« Reply #64 on: April 24, 2014, 06:39:17 PM »
I would guess most of these answers are actually from when you were 8 or so.

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Re: If you were able to choose your adult occupation at 5 years old...
« Reply #65 on: April 24, 2014, 06:39:28 PM »
and definitely farmer

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Re: If you were able to choose your adult occupation at 5 years old...
« Reply #66 on: April 24, 2014, 06:52:01 PM »
I would guess most of these answers are actually from when you were 8 or so.

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Re: If you were able to choose your adult occupation at 5 years old...
« Reply #67 on: April 24, 2014, 06:54:30 PM »
I agree with Rusty.  I thought about this though and checked some dates and I would have wanted to be the American Ninja as portrayed by Michael Dudikoff and his sidekick Steve James.  I was five when that movie came out and I loved it and definitely would have chosen that if asked. 
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Re: If you were able to choose your adult occupation at 5 years old...
« Reply #68 on: April 24, 2014, 06:57:20 PM »
I don't remember wanting to be anything but entertained when I was 5.  So, I guess put me down for a wanting to be a Pit caricature of a liberal.

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Re: If you were able to choose your adult occupation at 5 years old...
« Reply #69 on: April 24, 2014, 08:57:02 PM »
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Re: If you were able to choose your adult occupation at 5 years old...
« Reply #70 on: April 24, 2014, 09:23:46 PM »
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Re: If you were able to choose your adult occupation at 5 years old...
« Reply #71 on: April 25, 2014, 07:56:14 AM »
The only thing I can remember that I wanted to do at 5 years old is to tie my shoes (I remember learning that in kindergarten).