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Offline Skipper44

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Re: If you were able to choose your adult occupation at 5 years old...
« Reply #25 on: April 23, 2014, 12:35:25 PM »
GI Joe

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Re: If you were able to choose your adult occupation at 5 years old...
« Reply #26 on: April 23, 2014, 12:37:12 PM »
I wanted to "be the guy who got to ride on the back of the trash truck in the morning".  I only remember because my dad brought it up whenever I screwed up.
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Re: If you were able to choose your adult occupation at 5 years old...
« Reply #27 on: April 23, 2014, 12:39:27 PM »
U.S.A. tank driver that shot crap at the U.S.S.R.

 Me and my bros used to draw these huge tank battles with U.S.S.R and U.S.A. written on all the vehicles.  The Coldwar was hell on dad's drafting table.

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Re: If you were able to choose your adult occupation at 5 years old...
« Reply #28 on: April 23, 2014, 12:42:49 PM »
Fighter pilot

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Re: If you were able to choose your adult occupation at 5 years old...
« Reply #29 on: April 23, 2014, 12:54:11 PM »
GI Joe

Same, but only because I didn't find out who Mötley Crüe was until I was like 7 or 8

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Re: If you were able to choose your adult occupation at 5 years old...
« Reply #30 on: April 23, 2014, 01:10:34 PM »
Attack Helicopter Pilot with a buffalo ranch.  :gocho:

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Re: If you were able to choose your adult occupation at 5 years old...
« Reply #31 on: April 23, 2014, 01:12:47 PM »
NFL Punter

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Re: If you were able to choose your adult occupation at 5 years old...
« Reply #32 on: April 23, 2014, 01:14:47 PM »
Maverick in Top Gun.

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Re: If you were able to choose your adult occupation at 5 years old...
« Reply #33 on: April 23, 2014, 01:15:15 PM »
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Re: If you were able to choose your adult occupation at 5 years old...
« Reply #34 on: April 23, 2014, 03:21:59 PM »
Luke Skywalker, or at least a Jedi.  Safety net would be merely being an X wing pilot for the rebellion.  AND, my best friends would be a wookie and an R2 unit.

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Re: If you were able to choose your adult occupation at 5 years old...
« Reply #35 on: April 23, 2014, 03:25:59 PM »
stock broker
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: If you were able to choose your adult occupation at 5 years old...
« Reply #36 on: April 23, 2014, 03:26:24 PM »
Cher


Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

New warning: Don't get in a fight with someone who doesn't even need to bother to buy ink.

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Re: If you were able to choose your adult occupation at 5 years old...
« Reply #37 on: April 23, 2014, 03:26:29 PM »
Play video games and eat pizza, duh.

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Re: If you were able to choose your adult occupation at 5 years old...
« Reply #38 on: April 23, 2014, 04:20:50 PM »
Knight.

Later on, I remember telling my mom around age 14 that I wanted to be in "middle management."
"I'm thankful our MHK forefathers had the foresight to lynch white dudes so that we might be able to throw up the mob with a clear conscience."

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Re: If you were able to choose your adult occupation at 5 years old...
« Reply #39 on: April 23, 2014, 04:42:17 PM »
junkie
I once blew clove smoke in a guy's face that cut in front of me in the line to KJ's.

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Re: If you were able to choose your adult occupation at 5 years old...
« Reply #40 on: April 23, 2014, 04:45:15 PM »
Coolio


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Re: If you were able to choose your adult occupation at 5 years old...
« Reply #42 on: April 23, 2014, 04:54:30 PM »
on broadway or coach for green bay.

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Re: If you were able to choose your adult occupation at 5 years old...
« Reply #43 on: April 23, 2014, 04:57:39 PM »
Astronaut, or Heavy Equipment Operator. I just couldn't get enough of those planes, trains, and automobiles as a tyke!

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Re: If you were able to choose your adult occupation at 5 years old...
« Reply #44 on: April 23, 2014, 04:58:56 PM »
on broadway or coach for green bay.
We coulda used ya during the Mike Sherman era!

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Re: If you were able to choose your adult occupation at 5 years old...
« Reply #45 on: April 23, 2014, 05:21:48 PM »
professional basketball, baseball and football player. (3 sport star)

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Re: If you were able to choose your adult occupation at 5 years old...
« Reply #46 on: April 23, 2014, 08:03:35 PM »
Oceanographer

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Re: If you were able to choose your adult occupation at 5 years old...
« Reply #47 on: April 23, 2014, 08:04:23 PM »
World's best cardiovascular surgeon. ugh...

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Re: If you were able to choose your adult occupation at 5 years old...
« Reply #48 on: April 23, 2014, 08:20:30 PM »
The guy that talked really fast in the Micro Machines commercials.
I got a guy on the other line about some white walls

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Re: If you were able to choose your adult occupation at 5 years old...
« Reply #49 on: April 23, 2014, 08:20:36 PM »
When I was 5, I was regularly quoted as wanting to be a "Hitter like Hal" when I grow up.