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Life is Short...
« on: April 17, 2014, 06:09:54 PM »
Have an affair.


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Re: Life is Short...
« Reply #1 on: April 17, 2014, 06:22:32 PM »
NO!

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Re: Life is Short...
« Reply #2 on: April 17, 2014, 06:23:12 PM »
what kind, krapne?

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Re: Life is Short...
« Reply #3 on: April 18, 2014, 07:15:56 AM »
Did goEMAW pick up Ashley Madison as a sponsor or something?

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Re: Life is Short...
« Reply #4 on: February 25, 2016, 11:20:27 AM »
Don't we have an Ashley Madison thread somewhere? I couldn't find it. Anyways... In order from 1 to 10.

http://b1047.com/the-kansas-cities-with-the-most-ashley-madison-accounts/

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Fort Riley
Mc Louth
Fort Leavenworth
Junction City
Manhattan
Lenexa
Lawrence
Overland Park
Plainville
Mulvane

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Re: Life is Short...
« Reply #5 on: February 25, 2016, 12:08:43 PM »
What's up in McClouth?   The quail hunting go bad?

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Re: Life is Short...
« Reply #6 on: February 25, 2016, 03:28:41 PM »
Small town Ashley Madisoning seems like such a bad idea.   I always imagined that only city folk would use it...and Fort Riley

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Re: Life is Short...
« Reply #7 on: February 25, 2016, 03:33:30 PM »
Small town Ashley Madisoning seems like such a bad idea.   I always imagined that only city folk would use it...and Fort Riley
This! Soldiers wives.  :curse:

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Re: Life is Short...
« Reply #8 on: February 25, 2016, 03:34:50 PM »

Small town Ashley Madisoning seems like such a bad idea.   I always imagined that only city folk would use it...and Fort Riley

This makes me wonder how a couple would react if the husband actually found the wife on Ashley Madison and they agreed to meet up at a hotel or something. So many ways that could go.  I wonder if it's ever happened?

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Re: Life is Short...
« Reply #9 on: February 25, 2016, 03:35:52 PM »
Didn't they find out that Ashley Madison had almost no women on the site and that most of the accounts were bots?

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Re: Life is Short...
« Reply #10 on: February 25, 2016, 03:41:56 PM »

Small town Ashley Madisoning seems like such a bad idea.   I always imagined that only city folk would use it...and Fort Riley

This makes me wonder how a couple would react if the husband actually found the wife on Ashley Madison and they agreed to meet up at a hotel or something. So many ways that could go.  I wonder if it's ever happened?

Do people use their real names? Would the husband know it was his wife ahead of time or just realize it when he gets there?

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Re: Life is Short...
« Reply #11 on: February 25, 2016, 03:44:50 PM »
Like you don't know...
Hyperbolic partisan duplicitous hypocrite

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Re: Life is Short...
« Reply #12 on: February 25, 2016, 04:03:17 PM »
I'm pretty sure the #1 name on that site is mrsgooch69for3

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Re: Life is Short...
« Reply #13 on: February 25, 2016, 04:06:27 PM »

Small town Ashley Madisoning seems like such a bad idea.   I always imagined that only city folk would use it...and Fort Riley

This makes me wonder how a couple would react if the husband actually found the wife on Ashley Madison and they agreed to meet up at a hotel or something. So many ways that could go.  I wonder if it's ever happened?

Do people use their real names?

That made me laugh. I don't even use my real name when ordering coffee or making reservations for dinner. Any time I am asked to provide a name, I use one other than my real name.

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Re: Life is Short...
« Reply #14 on: February 25, 2016, 04:12:22 PM »
......do you like piña coladas.......
it’s not like I’m tired of WINNING, but dude, let me catch my breath.

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Re: Life is Short...
« Reply #15 on: February 25, 2016, 04:14:26 PM »

Small town Ashley Madisoning seems like such a bad idea.   I always imagined that only city folk would use it...and Fort Riley

This makes me wonder how a couple would react if the husband actually found the wife on Ashley Madison and they agreed to meet up at a hotel or something. So many ways that could go.  I wonder if it's ever happened?

Do people use their real names?

That made me laugh. I don't even use my real name when ordering coffee or making reservations for dinner. Any time I am asked to provide a name, I use one other than my real name.

Do you always use the same fake name? If so, then your wife would probably recognize it if she saw it on Ashley Madison.

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Re: Life is Short...
« Reply #16 on: February 25, 2016, 04:21:55 PM »
My fake names: Wackycat08, fanningksu, adasatra69, pigfuker, wheatdreams, dreamwheater, etc.

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Re: Life is Short...
« Reply #17 on: February 25, 2016, 06:37:37 PM »
Life is short, have an affair, get a divorce, loose the crap you got................ :lol: