Author Topic: GOIN' NUTS: Friday's SNAKOFF mother rough riding SMAKOFF (Read 10612 times)

puniraptor · « **on:** April 11, 2014, 01:32:23 PM »

It's time to take a break from the politics and have some REAL hateful intolerant discourse. It's time for a friday Snack Off. Everyone loves nuts as a great and nutritious super snack. Which nut do YOU fancy above all others?? Which nut do you love sooo much that everyone who dislikes it, or even prefers another nut, could only be a gigantic idiot??

YES I KNOW PEANUTS ARE BOTANICALLY DEFINED AS LEGUMES. Culinarily, peanuts are nuts and if you don't agree with that fact, you aren't welcome here.

It's time to put your cholesterol ratios on the line and SNACK OFF SMACKOFF! GO NUTS!

Stevesie60 · « **Reply #1 on:** April 11, 2014, 01:34:54 PM »

Cashew and it is absolutely hilarious if anyone chooses anything else.

0.42 · « **Reply #2 on:** April 11, 2014, 01:35:06 PM »

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #3 on:** April 11, 2014, 01:35:19 PM »

No rough ridin' pistachio choice? eff you.

Gooch · « **Reply #4 on:** April 11, 2014, 01:35:32 PM »

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #5 on:** April 11, 2014, 01:35:44 PM »

Seriously eff off puni. rough rider.

OK_Cat · « **Reply #6 on:** April 11, 2014, 01:35:59 PM »

the inventor of the peanut (mr peanut) wears a top hat, monocle, and some badass shoes and uses a sweet cane.

none of the rest of these nuts have a suave mother rough rider backing them up.

OK_Cat · « **Reply #7 on:** April 11, 2014, 01:36:44 PM »

also, have you ever heard of "cashew butter" NOPE.

CASE CLOSED.

puniraptor · « **Reply #8 on:** April 11, 2014, 01:37:25 PM »

Quote from: OK Cat_24 on April 11, 2014, 01:36:44 PM

also, have you ever heard of "cashew butter" NOPE.

CASE CLOSED.

uh. yeah.

OK_Cat · « **Reply #9 on:** April 11, 2014, 01:38:01 PM »

Quote from: puniraptor on April 11, 2014, 01:37:25 PM

Quote from: OK Cat_24 on April 11, 2014, 01:36:44 PM
also, have you ever heard of "cashew butter" NOPE.

CASE CLOSED.

uh. yeah.

MADE UP

steve dave · « **Reply #10 on:** April 11, 2014, 01:38:25 PM »

NO MACADAMIA

puniraptor · « **Reply #11 on:** April 11, 2014, 01:38:36 PM »

Quote from: Emo EMAW on April 11, 2014, 01:35:44 PM

Seriously eff off puni. rough rider.

I have added the axis of evil's #1 export at the request of emo and mahmoud ahmadinejad.

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #12 on:** April 11, 2014, 01:38:58 PM »

Quote from: puniraptor on April 11, 2014, 01:38:36 PM

Quote from: Emo EMAW on April 11, 2014, 01:35:44 PM
Seriously eff off puni. rough rider.

I have added the axis of evil's #1 export at the request of emo and mahmoud ahmadinejad.

0.42 · « **Reply #13 on:** April 11, 2014, 01:39:10 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on April 11, 2014, 01:38:25 PM

NO MACADAMIA

puniraptor · « **Reply #14 on:** April 11, 2014, 01:39:33 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on April 11, 2014, 01:38:25 PM

NO MACADAMIA

useless beyond cookies. are you seriously going to look me in my eye and tell me you eat macadamia nuts? this isnt a cookie snakoff, btw.

Mrs. Gooch · « **Reply #15 on:** April 11, 2014, 01:39:38 PM »

Quote from: Gooch on April 11, 2014, 01:35:32 PM

Dipped in Nutella.

AppleJack · « **Reply #16 on:** April 11, 2014, 01:40:00 PM »

what in the eff! No Brazil nuts????

WHAT THE eff, MAN!

OK_Cat · « **Reply #17 on:** April 11, 2014, 01:40:13 PM »

no matter what we pick, we can all agree that walnuts are for total boners

XocolateThundarr · « **Reply #18 on:** April 11, 2014, 01:40:13 PM »

Quote from: Gooch on April 11, 2014, 01:35:32 PM

This is the right answer...also the wasabi ones.

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #19 on:** April 11, 2014, 01:40:26 PM »

One of my old Hawaiian clients would send macadamia nuts every Christmas. I always just threw them away.

puniraptor · « **Reply #20 on:** April 11, 2014, 01:40:35 PM »

Quote from: AppleJack on April 11, 2014, 01:40:00 PM

what in the eff! No Brazil nuts????

WHAT THE eff, MAN!

ChiComCat · « **Reply #21 on:** April 11, 2014, 01:41:13 PM »

ChiCat nut rankings

1. Honey Roasted peanuts (that smell

)

2. Almonds like what Gooch posted
3. Pistachios

4. All other nuts. lol @ Cashew "I'll have a peanut, but make the texture a little worse and hold the flavor. K, thx"

OK_Cat · « **Reply #22 on:** April 11, 2014, 01:41:59 PM »

it's waaaaay too late on a friday to add brazil nuts to this poll and to get 5 pages full of MIR being upset.

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #23 on:** April 11, 2014, 01:42:08 PM »

no cornnuts? wow. the snack off has really gone downhill after daris sold it to stevesie and puni.

Tobias · « **Reply #24 on:** April 11, 2014, 01:42:13 PM »

WHAT NOW

Poll

which snak nutt is the best snak????

Author Topic: GOIN' NUTS: Friday's SNAKOFF mother rough riding SMAKOFF (Read 10612 times)