I drank whiskeys, ate smoked brisket, smoked pork, and smoked chicken till my cargo shorts busted. Hugged it out with the happy couple (he kissed me on the cheek... Awkward). Took a break from hugging to have more whiskey and well generally had a great time. Weird right, I mean sounds like stuff straight people do.

bad person bro didn't show, shocker. He had a softball tournament AND he even tried to get me and police bro to go with him. He told me MY priorities are messed up! This jackass has the gall to tell me my priorities are wrong but not 2 or 3 months ago he asks me for a 5k loan (which at the time I was willing to do) and he's saying I'm doing it wrong. The bank is closed hit the bricks pal.
Everyone that attended had a good time. I'll answer any questions that you may have.