The end-all be-all of celeb sex tapes: Sandra Bullock

[Jeffy]

http://www.showbizspy.com/article/202476/sandra-bullock-and-jesse-james-caught-up-in-sordid-sex-tape-scandal-according-to-report.html

CHEATING Jesse James filmed himself having sex with his superstar wife Sandra Bullock, according to a bombshell new report.

The alleged tape reportedly includes James smearing feces on Bullock’s upper lip during various types of anal sex, lots of profanity hurled from both parties, and a leather clad James, sporting a Hitler mustache with brown hat with a swastika, ramming a handcuffed Bullock’s bottom with a shotgun in his left hand.

[WillieWatanabe]

[EllToPay]

this one gets me every time.

[Johnny Wichita]

Holy eff that's awesome. Glad to know I'm not the only one with a hitler/shotgun/dirty sanchez fetish.  

[Pete]

 

[slackcat]

sex rehab...........

[powercatmiller]

 Im gonna need to see that tape

[Cire]

rahahahahahahaahahhaaha

[Gooch]

Im gonna need to see that tape

This

[I_have_purplewood]

Miss Congeniality?

I hope this makes Miss Congeniality II.  Catmatt could direct..

[CHONGS]

Already happened man.

LSBIQ

[michigancat]

Miss Congeniality?

I hope this makes Miss Congeniality II.  Catmatt could direct..

Pretty sure there's already a miss congeniality II. 

[stunz]

[dmartin]

http://www.showbizspy.com/article/202476/sandra-bullock-and-jesse-james-caught-up-in-sordid-sex-tape-scandal-according-to-report.html

CHEATING Jesse James filmed himself having sex with his superstar wife Sandra Bullock, according to a bombshell new report.

The alleged tape reportedly includes James smearing feces on Bullock’s upper lip during various types of anal sex, lots of profanity hurled from both parties, and a leather clad James, sporting a Hitler mustache with brown hat with a swastika, ramming a handcuffed Bullock’s bottom with a shotgun in his left hand.

These things always end up living up to only a fraction of the hype they were given.  But with all that hype, something great has to come out of it.

[Mikeyis4dcats]

this isn't real.   another satire site last week posted this, and it appears this is just pulling from that.

[TBL]

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   That's just fuk'n awsome!

[pissclams]

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   That's just fuk'n awsome!

i love chocolate ice cream

[Pete]

this isn't real.   another satire site last week posted this, and it appears this is just pulling from that.

Horrible news.  I was really looking forward to this.