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Re: Auburn game
« Reply #200 on: August 04, 2014, 09:07:39 AM »
Lockett is going to absolutely destroy Mincy.  The entire Auburn secondary is going to be complete dog crap.

who cares.  lockett had 278 yards receiving against OU but they ran the ball straight up our buttholes just like auburn is going to do.

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Where does he say this from?  Campus?  I hope it's from campus.  KSU Cats campus.

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Re: Auburn game
« Reply #201 on: August 04, 2014, 10:56:36 AM »
valid point tho kim (i'm not a huge dumbass is the reason for saying this)

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Re: Auburn game
« Reply #202 on: August 04, 2014, 11:01:01 AM »
i had a dream over the weekend that we fell behind 10-0  :frown:

but before waking i had a feeling that we would stage a comeback and win decisively   :)

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Re: Auburn game
« Reply #203 on: August 04, 2014, 11:30:44 AM »
i had a dream over the weekend that we fell behind 10-0  :frown:

but before waking i had a feeling that we would stage a comeback and win decisively   :)

I had a dream last night that we won the natty in both football and basketball this year.  :crossfingers:
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Re: Auburn game
« Reply #204 on: August 04, 2014, 11:35:24 AM »
We need to control the clock if we are going to beat Auburn. Kim Carnes is right. Hopefully one of our running backs ends up being a huge stud.

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Re: Auburn game
« Reply #205 on: August 04, 2014, 11:43:46 AM »
Lockett is going to absolutely destroy Mincy.  The entire Auburn secondary is going to be complete dog crap.

who cares.  lockett had 278 yards receiving against OU but they ran the ball straight up our buttholes just like auburn is going to do.

Clinkscales says you're rough ridin' wrong Kim Carnes

Ya.  If only fsu and bama had d-line personnel as talented as clinkcales they could've prevented auburn from running the ball up their b-holes.

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Re: Auburn game
« Reply #206 on: August 04, 2014, 12:38:40 PM »
Lockett is going to absolutely destroy Mincy.  The entire Auburn secondary is going to be complete dog crap.

who cares.  lockett had 278 yards receiving against OU but they ran the ball straight up our buttholes just like auburn is going to do.

Clinkscales says you're rough ridin' wrong Kim Carnes

Ya.  If only fsu and bama had d-line personnel as talented as clinkcales they could've prevented auburn from running the ball up their b-holes.

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Re: Auburn game
« Reply #207 on: August 04, 2014, 01:19:40 PM »
looks like kim (jake from washburn rural) carnes is terrified of success

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Re: Auburn game
« Reply #208 on: August 04, 2014, 02:24:49 PM »
i'm watching auburn on espnu right now and they look terrible. they basically just got lucky all last season. cats by 20.

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Re: Auburn game
« Reply #209 on: August 04, 2014, 02:43:03 PM »
looks like kim (jake from washburn rural) carnes is terrified of success
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Re: Auburn game
« Reply #210 on: August 04, 2014, 02:44:43 PM »
here's the thing about auburn: 100% backwoods hicks who eat raccoons for sunday feast.

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Re: Auburn game
« Reply #211 on: August 04, 2014, 02:47:28 PM »
looks like kim (jake from washburn rural) carnes is terrified of success
Isn't Washburn Rural located on Auburn Road?

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Re: Auburn game
« Reply #212 on: August 04, 2014, 02:48:38 PM »
looks like kim (jake from washburn rural) carnes is terrified of success
Isn't Washburn Rural located on Auburn Road?
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Re: Auburn game
« Reply #213 on: August 04, 2014, 02:48:55 PM »
kimmy why do all your metaphors of late involve things forcibly and non-consensually going up buttholes?

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Re: Auburn game
« Reply #214 on: August 04, 2014, 02:52:33 PM »
kimmy why do all your metaphors of late involve things forcibly and non-consensually going up buttholes?

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Re: Auburn game
« Reply #215 on: August 04, 2014, 02:52:42 PM »
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Auburn game
« Reply #216 on: August 04, 2014, 02:54:11 PM »
kimmy why do all your metaphors of late involve things forcibly and non-consensually going up buttholes?
Colonoscopy? Constipation related enema? Prison time looming? Deal with the devil for gf's rear entrance?

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Re: Auburn game
« Reply #217 on: August 04, 2014, 02:57:06 PM »
some of you need to read this:

http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=20921.msg532493#msg532493
Going to need go explain why Kim was referred to in that manner? Afraid to reveal identity?

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Re: Auburn game
« Reply #218 on: August 04, 2014, 03:00:42 PM »
i've only ever heard of 3 people from washburn rural, and two of them are accounted for. that means kim has to be the third. (logic puzzle: solved)

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Re: Auburn game
« Reply #219 on: August 04, 2014, 03:07:13 PM »
I legitimately know a guy named jake from washburn rural. what now

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Re: Auburn game
« Reply #220 on: August 04, 2014, 06:32:43 PM »
I went to Washburn Rural. I know of many posters on this site that went to Washburn Rural. I know of many Jakes from Washburn Rural....


I wonder if I know the guy sd knows named Jake from Washburn Rural...

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Re: Auburn game
« Reply #221 on: August 04, 2014, 06:57:06 PM »
Maybe you guys should spend another page trying to hash it out. Riveting stuff.

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Re: Auburn game
« Reply #222 on: August 04, 2014, 08:01:47 PM »
Maybe you guys should spend another page trying to hash it out. Riveting stuff.



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Re: Auburn game
« Reply #223 on: August 04, 2014, 10:49:03 PM »
Will TP all of Manhattan if we beat Auburn!  Who's with me?
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Re: Auburn game
« Reply #224 on: August 05, 2014, 02:49:30 PM »
Hey guys Auburn man here! I always like to go to opponent's boards and discuss the upcoming games, all in good fun of course ;). Just wanted to see what you guys think of the game and how its gonna play out. Hopefully we can have some good, heated arguments before all hell breaks loose on Sept 18!