Eminent Destruction (Yellowstone Super Volcano)

[CNS]

Would we really losing anything? I mean, its only Wyoming

My mom lives there you son of a bitch! 

Seems like we should equip her for live tweeting all animal migration, prepping, and end of the world stuff 

She doesn't live in Yellowstone but I will see what the general mood is there and report back.

So then she should be okay

You did see "super" in front of "Volcano", right?

[Trogdor]

Would we really losing anything? I mean, its only Wyoming

My mom lives there you son of a bitch! 

Seems like we should equip her for live tweeting all animal migration, prepping, and end of the world stuff 

She doesn't live in Yellowstone but I will see what the general mood is there and report back.

So then she should be okay

You did see "super" in front of "Volcano", right?

I bet she's a super-mom too

[CNS]

fair enough

[pissclams]

thing blows up, who cares?  go to wal-mart/target buy a umbrella, boom- no ash.  it will come down like rain.  hilarious that scientists can come up with when it's going to blow up but aren't smart enough to know it can be solved with a simple umbrella.  what's is it that they say about being too smart for your own good? 

[0.42]

guys is goEMAW accessible in mexico? gonna need to post from nuevo laredo after this thing blows.

thing blows up, who cares?  go to wal-mart/target buy a umbrella, boom- no ash.  it will come down like rain.  hilarious that scientists can come up with when it's going to blow up but aren't smart enough to know it can be solved with a simple umbrella.  what's is it that they say about being too smart for your own good? 

looks like one giant umbrella that covers like 20 states is going to be the latest great american invention ey ey ey

[0.42]

looks like one giant umbrella that covers like 20 states is going to be the latest great american invention ey ey ey

Wait but wouldn't the ash eventually slope down the sides and land like on the coasts and bury our population centers? I don't know, I think science has gone too far here. Then again, no more taco bell campus designs.

[ksupamplemousse]

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/07/14/parts-of-yellowstone-national-park-closed-after-massive-supervolcano-beneath-it-melts-roads/

Guys, the rough ridin' roads are melting, and ground over the volcano is basically one big trap door waiting to pull you into it's boiling clutches.

[CNS]

Is this the point that we start sacrificing ppl to the volcano to keep it peaceful? 

[ksupamplemousse]

Is this the point that we start sacrificing ppl to the volcano to keep it peaceful?

CNS, you're a proactive kind of guy. You'll go places in this world.

[CNS]

Is this the point that we start sacrificing ppl to the volcano to keep it peaceful?

CNS, you're a proactive kind of guy. You'll go places in this world.

No where west of Denver until roads stop melting.  I can tell you that.

[wELLsculptedbrows]

Sorry guys, my wedding out there last month must have really upset Vulcan/Hephaestus/Pele.

Our maybe the super volcano just doesn't want Kansas to have any of it's bison?

http://www.kansas.com/2014/06/30/3533405/feds-say-potential-for-bison-in.html

That rawstory.com article is lolz. http://www.nps.gov/yell/parknews/14045.htm

[deputy dawg]

True story:  A volcanologist was looking for the super volcano at Yellowstone, and after several weeks gave up his search.  This was in the 1970's.  A couple of months later he got a satellite image of the park, and discovered that the entire Yellowstone Park was a volcano, something like 43 miles in diameter.  I guess the last eruption, 660,000 years ago, deposited several feet of ash in what is now Nebraska, giving the farmland there its current fertility.  That volcanologist found that the super volcano at Yellowstone erupts about every 660,000 years (see last eruption).   

[kso_FAN]

Park officials also asked tourists not to hike into the affected areas, as the danger of stepping through what appears to be solid soil into boiling-hot water was “high.”

“There are plenty of other great places to see thermal features in the park,” park spokesman Al Nash told The Weather Channel. “I wouldn’t risk personal injury to see these during this temporary closure.”

Plenty of other thermal features guys, no reason to be boiled alive.

[K-S-U-Wildcats!]

Anybody ever read The Road (or see the movie, I guess). I don't think the book ever explained what caused the catastrophe, but I assumed it was the YSV.

[Pete]

Park officials also asked tourists not to hike into the affected areas, as the danger of stepping through what appears to be solid soil into boiling-hot water was “high.”

“There are plenty of other great places to see thermal features in the park,” park spokesman Al Nash told The Weather Channel. “I wouldn’t risk personal injury to see these during this temporary closure.”

Plenty of other thermal features guys, no reason to be boiled alive.

Crap.  We are goners, dudes.

[Frankenklein]

  at all the immigrants coming here to die

[Pete]

at all the immigrants coming here to die

I know!  rough ridin' dumb dumbs.

[nicname]

If anything clicking on ben ji's link has allowed me to increase my ever-expanding self-defense arsenal.

[Frankenklein]

If anything clicking on ben ji's link has allowed me to increase my ever-expanding self-defense arsenal.

probably more effective to just throw your wallet at them

[XocolateThundarr]

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/07/14/parts-of-yellowstone-national-park-closed-after-massive-supervolcano-beneath-it-melts-roads/

Guys, the rough ridin' roads are melting, and ground over the volcano is basically one big trap door waiting to pull you into it's boiling clutches.

 

[Spracne]

A supervolcano that spews 24K gold is a good example of eminent destruction.

[mocat]

a supervolcano that spews vicodin all over Detroit is a good example of eminem destruction

[The Big Train]

Detroit has enough problems, they don't need drug addicts roaming the streets hunting drugs and being hunted by mutant cats and packs of dogs

[Tobias]

a supervolcano that spews vicodin all over Detroit is a good example of eminem destruction

[WildcatNkilt]