how easily would you be able to "score" drugs?

[Mr Bread]

If it's not clear I'm saying a fun way to enjoy the dick pics is to hide them in your friends' stuff.  Or keep them.  You know what?  Do whatever, you're going to anyway. 

[star seed 7]

If it's not clear I'm saying a fun way to enjoy the dick pics is to hide them in your friends' stuff.  Or keep them.  You know what?  Do whatever, you're going to anyway.

why would this guy be all freaking out if all the shots were POV and then that means he would have taken them and remembered.  your frat brah sounds like a rough ridin' idiot

[Mr Bread]

Cocaine and ecstasy are way easier to come by than opiates.  That is a rough crowd.  Far more likely to steal the money you gave them and score for themselves. 

[The Big Train]

Probably a couple of calls

[star seed 7]

Cocaine and ecstasy are way easier to come by than opiates.  That is a rough crowd.  Far more likely to steal the money you gave them and score for themselves.

yeah, it seems perhaps coke/x would just be like a few hours wait, but heroin... gonna take me a while.

[Mr Bread]

If it's not clear I'm saying a fun way to enjoy the dick pics is to hide them in your friends' stuff.  Or keep them.  You know what?  Do whatever, you're going to anyway.

why would this guy be all freaking out if all the shots were POV and then that means he would have taken them and remembered.  your frat brah sounds like a rough ridin' idiot

Easy seven, easy.

Two things here: 1) he mumped a lot of lot of girls and he was usually very hammered 2) He was very drunk when he got home (we worked at the same bar and protocol was typically to get really shitty drunk while working).  So it was around 3 AM CST and he was shitty. 

Bonus thing: it is hard to immediately understand how this could be happening to you the instant you are confronted with it.  They were all over his room.  He was very paranoid about it.  There also existed the possibility that maybe this psycho chick just broke into the wrong room at our fraternity and he was the unintended target.  He was very worried about his gf seeing them under any circumstance, but particularly because he did in fact cheat on her on the reg and it was a big thing with them. 

Last thing:  They were both sort of rough ridin' dip shits of course.  He was a real bros bro.  Fun guy.

[star seed 7]

i'm just saying, i would be able to pick my male genitals out of a line up.  if i see a picture with male genitals in it, i'm able to very easily determine if it's my male genitals.  i figure that's not abnormal, but maybe i'm just some kind of male genitals savant.

[Rage Against the McKee]

i'm just saying, i would be able to pick my male genitals out of a line up.  if i see a picture with male genitals in it, i'm able to very easily determine if it's my male genitals.  i figure that's not abnormal, but maybe i'm just some kind of male genitals savant.

The way these pics were described, though, you would only be able to see the back half of the male genitals in any particular pic, as the other end would be buried in some poon. That would make it harder, imo.

[EllRobersonisInnocent]

stfu, weirdos.

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

i'm just saying, i would be able to pick my male genitals out of a line up.  if i see a picture with male genitals in it, i'm able to very easily determine if it's my male genitals.  i figure that's not abnormal, but maybe i'm just some kind of male genitals savant.

couldn't even pick my own penis out of a lineup and me and my penis is like this, son!

[Mr Bread]

i'm just saying, i would be able to pick my male genitals out of a line up.  if i see a picture with male genitals in it, i'm able to very easily determine if it's my male genitals.  i figure that's not abnormal, but maybe i'm just some kind of male genitals savant.

Look if you come stumbling into your room at 3 AM CST and you are shitty drunk and your room is rough ridin' papered with these things and you're this big cheater guy and paranoid about your gf being hip to your shenigans you are going to take a few minutes to sort things out and if a good best bro is there to stick a couple in your face and really get you to stare them down well then you're gonna.  He denied it was him everytime.  It's not like he misIDed his own crock.  Also we're talking rough ridin' polaroids here.  Not high res.  Lighten up.  It was a tough spot to be in. 

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

some fresh permed hair, with glitter on it.

[Asteriskhead]

Depends on what it is and how far away from Topeka I am. I can get you meth in the drive time it takes to get to and from the Green Monster.

[Mr Bread]

i'm just saying, i would be able to pick my male genitals out of a line up.  if i see a picture with male genitals in it, i'm able to very easily determine if it's my male genitals.  i figure that's not abnormal, but maybe i'm just some kind of male genitals savant.

The way these pics were described, though, you would only be able to see the back half of the male genitals in any particular pic, as the other end would be buried in some poon. That would make it harder, imo.

This is exactly right, but also a mouth.  The tip was never displayed. 

[Mr Bread]

some fresh permed hair, with glitter on it.

I don't know what this is for sure, but I loled hard for a bit. 

[star seed 7]

i'm just saying, i would be able to pick my crock out of a line up.  if i see a picture with crock in it, i'm able to very easily determine if it's my crock.  i figure that's not abnormal, but maybe i'm just some kind of crock savant.

Look if you come stumbling into your room at 3 AM CST and you are shitty drunk and your room is rough ridin' papered with these things and you're this big cheater guy and paranoid about your gf being hip to your shenigans you are going to take a few minutes to sort things out and if a good best bro is there to stick a couple in your face and really get you to stare them down well then you're gonna.  He denied it was him everytime.  It's not like he misIDed his own crock.  Also we're talking rough ridin' polaroids here.  Not high res.  Lighten up.  It was a tough spot to be in.

well that's all you had to say, sheesh

[star seed 7]

some fresh permed hair, with glitter on it.

I don't know what this is for sure, but I loled hard for a bit.

it's micheal jacksons penis

[8manpick]

far too easily

[Mr Bread]

some fresh permed hair, with glitter on it.

I don't know what this is for sure, but I loled hard for a bit.

it's micheal jacksons penis

Oh man, I knew it was a thing but I couldn't place it. 

[Emo EMAW]

I think if my life depended on it I could score in less than an hour.

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

http://www.cc.com/video-clips/5uemlz/chappelle-s-show-celebrity-trial-jury-selection---uncensored

[EllRobersonisInnocent]

http://www.cc.com/video-clips/5uemlz/chappelle-s-show-celebrity-trial-jury-selection---uncensored

omg that's like soooo funny

[pissclams]

love mr bread describing a scene that happened to michael douglas in the game and you idiot rubes went hook, line and sinker for it, #smh #douglas

[Mr Bread]

some fresh permed hair, with glitter on it.

I don't know what this is for sure, but I loled hard for a bit.

it's micheal jacksons penis

Oh man, I knew it was a thing but I couldn't place it.

  http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=31774.msg1083288#msg1083288

[Mr Bread]

Well I mean that's a luke, but I was trying to put it in its proper thread and then link to it.  So I'm leaving it.