Wonder if this has anything to do with Seff to the Lakers/Thunder.
He's not going to LA unless he's Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!). (he's not Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!))
Bill loves strange ass more than he loves winning at college basketball, obviously. That's indisputable at this point, given his well documented life choices.
Where could Bill fill his seemingly unquenchable desire for vagina holes (if you know what I mean)? Los Angeles. With fist full of cash, crushing fallen angels like a boss.