The lady in question lives across the street from my in-laws. She tends to wash the cars in a bikini when it's warm out, lol.
if i were you, and i think you know where this one is going, TBL, i would find a way to start spending a shitload of time at the in laws. in their driveway, on hot days, with a camcorder or phone w/ video capabilities. from there we start making video after video of "the cougar" and just kind of let things grow organically.
i'm thinking a youtube channel, possibly some podcasts or even start an online gaming guild (titanfall, CoD Ghosts?), etc. if this gets big enough we make a cookbook of what we think are her favorite recipes, "Cooking With Heat!" or "the Caliente Cougar!" just ideas, dunno - we can continue to brainstorm though if you're on board.