Author Topic: Is Coach John Calipari a pretty huge jackoff? (Read 7827 times)

Dugout DickStone · « **on:** March 21, 2014, 09:45:51 AM »

He is on the radio telling everyone they plan to shock the world by beating EMAW.

I get trying to play the underdog card but they were pre-season #1, printed up 40-0 t-shirts, went to the SEC title game and are the higher seed.

Have I always admired this guy from afar but up close he is a stupid faced prick?

I feel kind of conflicted.

AbeFroman · « **Reply #1 on:** March 21, 2014, 09:51:09 AM »

He was probably drunk during the press conference. He looks like an alcoholic.

Would a sober man play with splenda packets at a restaurant? Not a chance.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #2 on:** March 21, 2014, 09:52:42 AM »

I had no idea he is pretty much sloshed 24-7.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #3 on:** March 21, 2014, 09:52:51 AM »

He's definitely a eff face.

The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep · « **Reply #4 on:** March 21, 2014, 10:00:01 AM »

met coach cal at a camp once in high school. he was drinking on the bench while his assistants ran the drills. he smelled a lot like my grandpa and my grandpa was in WWII. might have been pot? idk.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #5 on:** March 21, 2014, 10:03:31 AM »

drunk and all high on pot all the time?

man, wtf is this guy's deal?

The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep · « **Reply #6 on:** March 21, 2014, 10:05:08 AM »

man I shouldn't start rumors. like I said I don't know what the smell was, I just recognized it from my grandpa. my grandpa has glaucoma and smells a little like a skunk but idk never smelled mary jane (slang for marijuana) before. im sure coach cal is a nice guy and was just liquor drunk. don't spread the weed (nother slang term) rumors plz.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #7 on:** March 21, 2014, 10:05:55 AM »

so he gets the munchies or whatever they are called?

steve dave · « **Reply #8 on:** March 21, 2014, 10:15:48 AM »

He loves booze. Is drinking some right now I can guarantee you. Masturbating.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #9 on:** March 21, 2014, 10:22:44 AM »

Quote from: steve dave on March 21, 2014, 10:15:48 AM

He loves booze. Is drinking some right now I can guarantee you. Masturbating.

And I admire that quite a bit but no one likes a drunk who says dumb crap and looks all stupid. People like drunks who give you a hug and cheer for their team in a vegas casino as they walk by, they like a drunk who parties, spins tunes in the plugin room. Not this dick faced nonsense.

I thought I liked him.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #10 on:** March 21, 2014, 10:23:25 AM »

my budy was out on the landing last night, look who was chugging bud heavies and blacked out...

EllRobersonisInnocent · « **Reply #11 on:** March 21, 2014, 10:24:22 AM »

Faded. Sad to see his life spinning out of control.

The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep · « **Reply #12 on:** March 21, 2014, 10:25:23 AM »

masturbating? good way to get hair on your palms. at least that's what my grandpa told me.

AbeFroman · « **Reply #13 on:** March 21, 2014, 10:26:41 AM »

Go figure he like to eat Papa Johns while getting shitfaced. As we all know, Papa John is a huge alcoholic. Cal must have peer pressured John into becoming an alcoholic pill popper like himself.

Cal would have been in this picture but he was at the bar buying more shots

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #14 on:** March 21, 2014, 11:06:14 AM »

I mean if steve dave is right and coach Calipari is pounding alcohol right now, how wrecked will he be by tip-off?

The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep · « **Reply #15 on:** March 21, 2014, 11:08:37 AM »

I don't think coach cal can hold his booze like huggy can. it could be pretty bad. I expect at least two lines of drool on his Jos A. Bank suit tonight.

lopakman · « **Reply #16 on:** March 21, 2014, 11:11:05 AM »

Quote from: AbeFroman on March 21, 2014, 09:51:09 AM

He was probably drunk during the press conference. He looks like an alcoholic.

Would a sober man play with splenda packets at a restaurant? Not a chance.

No, he was just sleepy.

Trogdor · « **Reply #17 on:** March 21, 2014, 11:12:39 AM »

Quote from: AbeFroman on March 21, 2014, 09:51:09 AM

He was probably drunk during the press conference. He looks like an alcoholic.

Would a sober man play with splenda packets at a restaurant? Not a chance.

You think with his money he would buy real cocaine, instead of snorting Sweet'N Low

lopakman · « **Reply #18 on:** March 21, 2014, 11:15:37 AM »

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #19 on:** March 21, 2014, 11:21:50 AM »

When he is recruiting all of those 5* studs who are one and done and he encourages them to leave for the NBA instead of trying to Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) their growth in order to keep them in his program for longer, I think he is a big time dude who I would like to hangout with but when he says dumb piss-mouthed things about K-State and our game I think he is a boner.

sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #20 on:** March 21, 2014, 11:23:20 AM »

Pretty much confirmed that they have to restock his office bar daily. Doesn't even try to hide it while at work. Several of the resident distilleries have automatic shipments c/o Coach Cal Kentucky B-ball offices.

Just mow's through the stuff. Here's a picture from the alley behind the office

puniraptor · « **Reply #21 on:** March 21, 2014, 11:25:47 AM »

Quote from: sonofdaxjones on March 21, 2014, 11:23:20 AM

Pretty much confirmed that they have to restock his office bar daily. Doesn't even try to hide it while at work. Several of the resident distilleries have automatic shipments c/o Coach Cal Kentucky B-ball offices.

Just mow's through the stuff. Here's a picture from the alley behind the office

what kind of witchery is this? why are the labels upside down?

lopakman · « **Reply #22 on:** March 21, 2014, 11:27:09 AM »

Quote from: sonofdaxjones on March 21, 2014, 11:23:20 AM

Pretty much confirmed that they have to restock his office bar daily. Doesn't even try to hide it while at work. Several of the resident distilleries have automatic shipments c/o Coach Cal Kentucky B-ball offices.

Just mow's through the stuff. Here's a picture from the alley behind the office

Are those mini bar bottles or full size?

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #23 on:** March 21, 2014, 11:28:30 AM »

He chugged it so hard the label flipped?

Tobias · « **Reply #24 on:** March 21, 2014, 11:30:04 AM »

Quote from: Limestone on March 21, 2014, 11:28:30 AM

He chugged it so hard the label flipped?

if that label ain't flippin' you're sippin'