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attn to rick daris
« on: March 17, 2014, 10:02:54 AM »
question for you - when you give people speeding tickets does it make you feel more of a man? 

have you ever gotten a ticket and had to pay it?  do you know how much that sucks? 

oh boy - clams is going 50 in a 35, boner city usa folks, ticket time.  what a joke.  get a life.  just get a life and stay out of my way b/c i will not stop the next time you pull me over.  losr.


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Re: attn to rick daris
« Reply #1 on: March 17, 2014, 10:07:23 AM »
TASERS FIRED! :surprised:

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Re: attn to rick daris
« Reply #2 on: March 17, 2014, 10:10:23 AM »
hope your parents don't take away the car now, dude. that would suck, my cousin dave got grounded last week for something like this, no car for 2 weeks. when i finally get a car, im going to watch out for this rick guy.

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Re: attn to rick daris
« Reply #3 on: March 17, 2014, 10:13:14 AM »
he loves to sit right across from MHS and i'm like - i know you're there turd.  oh well.  love it.  MHK is so much safer now that you're on patrol.  not.


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Re: attn to rick daris
« Reply #4 on: March 17, 2014, 10:18:42 AM »
$150 down the drain right when i wanted to buy miley cyrus tix


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Re: attn to rick daris
« Reply #5 on: March 17, 2014, 10:23:38 AM »
i was leaving band practice the other day for brunch at so long and i'm driving the speed limit yet who's sitting there across the street with his radar gun going  :shakesfist: at me? none other than officer dick paris. he pulled me over and said i was "doing 55 in a 54, now license and registration then step out of the car are you carrying a weapon on you i know a lot of you are" (racist) :Crybaby:

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Re: attn to rick daris
« Reply #6 on: March 17, 2014, 10:38:38 AM »
hopefully you were not carrying a weapon unless it's legal b/c i know he will write you a ticket for anything illegal


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Re: attn to rick daris
« Reply #7 on: March 17, 2014, 10:40:58 AM »
quit dodging the question, rick daris

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Re: attn to rick daris
« Reply #8 on: March 17, 2014, 10:43:50 AM »
pissclams - do you feel you were profiled in any way?
When one person, for whatever reason, has a chance to lead an exceptional life, he has no right to keep it to himself.

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Re: attn to rick daris
« Reply #9 on: March 17, 2014, 10:45:15 AM »
More like:

pissclams - do you feel you were profiled in any EVERY way?

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Re: attn to rick daris
« Reply #10 on: March 17, 2014, 10:47:28 AM »
i don't know what profiled is but i can guarantee you rick daris knew it was me (he knows my car even and has followed me before)

why?  justice?  not justice today nor ever in my dealings with him.


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Re: attn to rick daris
« Reply #11 on: March 17, 2014, 10:51:55 AM »

have you ever gotten a ticket and had to pay it? 


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Re: attn to rick daris
« Reply #12 on: March 17, 2014, 10:55:18 AM »
i mean this is just too much folks. like someone is going to ticket me in the first place and then like i wouldn't just pull a string or two to get it dismissed in the second. somebody take the bottle out of clam's big hand because it's not even noon on monday and he's already level 3.

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Re: attn to rick daris
« Reply #13 on: March 17, 2014, 10:56:23 AM »
rick was probs just trying to meet his quota
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: attn to rick daris
« Reply #14 on: March 17, 2014, 10:59:28 AM »
rick was probs just trying to meet his quota

not a real thing fwiw. now would a police officer hypothetically pull over pretty girls just to try and get a date or a young punk like clams over because well, he's are young punk? oh yes. all the time. quotas though? gmafb w/ that.
« Last Edit: March 17, 2014, 11:21:50 AM by rick daris »

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Re: attn to rick daris
« Reply #15 on: March 17, 2014, 11:01:59 AM »
rick was probs just trying to meet his quota

not a real thing fwiw. now would a police officer hypothetically pull over pretty girls over just to try and get a date or a young punk like clams over because well, he's are young punk? oh yes. all the time. quotas though? gmafb w/ that.

sounds like something a cop would say
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: attn to rick daris
« Reply #16 on: March 17, 2014, 11:16:17 AM »
I almost started this thread a few weeks back.  I would have called it "Questions for a cop"

Anyway, I want to know if they really love giving out a ticket out on the side of a major Interstate in the middle of rush hour and thus grinding traffic to a crawl.  Is it that great to be looked at by thousands of passing motorists who hate you?

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« Reply #17 on: March 17, 2014, 11:23:00 AM »
I almost started this thread a few weeks back.  I would have called it "Questions for a cop"

Anyway, I want to know if they really love giving out a ticket out on the side of a major Interstate in the middle of rush hour and thus grinding traffic to a crawl.  Is it that great to be looked at by thousands of passing motorists who hate you?

was the person who was pulled over a pretty girl or a young punk? if so, then refer to previous post.

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Re: attn to rick daris
« Reply #18 on: March 17, 2014, 11:25:55 AM »
also and just in case some of you fry cooks and insurance salesmen didn't know, women love men in uniforms.  :cop:

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Re: attn to rick daris
« Reply #19 on: March 17, 2014, 11:31:02 AM »

I almost started this thread a few weeks back.  I would have called it "Questions for a cop"

Anyway, I want to know if they really love giving out a ticket out on the side of a major Interstate in the middle of rush hour and thus grinding traffic to a crawl.  Is it that great to be looked at by thousands of passing motorists who hate you?
Drivers should also know to slow down and turn on their hazard lights to show the cop that they see him, then find an exit or side road to pull off onto. Cops appreciate it for safety reasons and it doesn't cause a traffic jam for fellow citizens.


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« Reply #20 on: March 17, 2014, 11:33:47 AM »
i'll also add that there are a lot of very good reasons why someone might have been pulled over like that during rush hour. drugs, warrant, expired tags just to name a few. there is honestly a lot that goes on behind the scenes that your general joe blow pizza delivery guy/girl just doesn't understand.
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Re: attn to rick daris
« Reply #21 on: March 17, 2014, 11:39:52 AM »
Got pulled over on the turnpike last month going 79 in a 75.  I am not a pretty girl or a young punk, I did not have expired tags or a tail light out, or drugs, or a warrant and I was driving a 2009 Mazda5 minivan at 10:00 in the morning on a Saturday.  Explain that one officer rick you dumb idiot.

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Re: attn to rick daris
« Reply #22 on: March 17, 2014, 11:42:39 AM »
expired tags   :ROFL:

seems like a legit reason to risk a multi car pileup during rush hour

MY GAWD HE IS DODGING A $60 REGISTRATION FEE LET'S LIGHT UP THIS 8 LANE HIGHWAY WITH SOME RED LIGHTS AT 5PM AND MAKE THIS CRIMINAL PAY, ALONG WITH EVERY OTHER COMMUTER IN THE METRO

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Re: attn to rick daris
« Reply #23 on: March 17, 2014, 11:49:03 AM »
Cops are so stupid.  They just try to make sure nobody has any fun.  Why do cops hate fun, daris?

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« Reply #24 on: March 17, 2014, 11:52:28 AM »
Got pulled over on the turnpike last month going 79 in a 75.  I am not a pretty girl or a young punk, I did not have expired tags or a tail light out, or drugs, or a warrant and I was driving a 2009 Mazda5 minivan at 10:00 in the morning on a Saturday.  Explain that one officer rick you dumb idiot.

you were speeding. next?