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Re: Kirk Shulz names goEMAW AD, what now
« Reply #75 on: March 16, 2014, 05:00:24 PM »
Oh man, here's an awesome idea: We have our teams go absolutely insane on any plane ride. It's our new tradition. And I mean really go nuts, like the plane ride out to the Vegas bachelor party in The Wolf On Wall Street. And here's the best part of the tradition; when they land and get docked and everybody is ready to unload, the pilot comes out and goes, "THAT'S IT! I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHER F*CKING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHER F*CKING PLANE!" and everyone laughs and laughs and high fives the pilot on their way out while he laughs along. Maybe a couple of the cooler players give him a hug and a playful pat on the back. The crew just loves it and get excited everytime they see that they are flying us to one of our games.

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Re: Kirk Shulz names goEMAW AD, what now
« Reply #76 on: March 16, 2014, 05:43:37 PM »
SYS! I've seen a ton(I see one maybe once a month when I'm doing yard work/gardening) of these in my backyard! Should I be scared?!? Do I need to decapitate them with a shovel!?!? Lady was sniffing at one the other day, can a gartersnake kill a dog?!?! HELP!

don't hurt them.
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Re: Kirk Shulz names goEMAW AD, what now
« Reply #77 on: March 16, 2014, 06:51:10 PM »
Hire an excavator and dig up Ron princes notebook.


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