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Re: Kirk Shulz names goEMAW AD, what now
« Reply #25 on: March 15, 2014, 10:41:36 PM »
hire Shalee Lehning as the basketball coach, Dawn Cady Sullivan as the volleyball coach and start women's soccer as a varsity sport and I'm cutting equestrian or rowing only if I have to as a means of making soccer possible

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Re: Kirk Shulz names goEMAW AD, what now
« Reply #26 on: March 15, 2014, 10:48:53 PM »
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Re: Kirk Shulz names goEMAW AD, what now
« Reply #27 on: March 15, 2014, 10:49:59 PM »
hire Shalee Lehning as the basketball coach, Dawn Cady Sullivan as the volleyball coach and start women's soccer as a varsity sport and I'm cutting equestrian or rowing only if I have to as a means of making soccer possible

can't speak to volleyball but 100% agree with your other points

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Re: Kirk Shulz names goEMAW AD, what now
« Reply #28 on: March 15, 2014, 10:51:43 PM »
I want a badass hockey team
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Re: Kirk Shulz names goEMAW AD, what now
« Reply #29 on: March 15, 2014, 10:52:51 PM »
hire Shalee Lehning as the basketball coach, Dawn Cady Sullivan as the volleyball coach and start women's soccer as a varsity sport and I'm cutting equestrian or rowing only if I have to as a means of making soccer possible

can't speak to volleyball but 100% agree with your other points

well you aren't cutting rowing because you just built a 2 million dollar rowing center on your nw corridor you dorks. so forget about that.

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Re: Kirk Shulz names goEMAW AD, what now
« Reply #30 on: March 15, 2014, 10:52:52 PM »
I want a badass hockey team

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Re: Kirk Shulz names goEMAW AD, what now
« Reply #31 on: March 15, 2014, 10:54:09 PM »

well you aren't cutting rowing because you just built a 2 million dollar rowing center on your nw corridor you dorks. so forget about that.

i'll introduce you to the new AD at fattyfest

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Re: Kirk Shulz names goEMAW AD, what now
« Reply #32 on: March 15, 2014, 10:55:54 PM »
Jamar as director of compliance

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Re: Kirk Shulz names goEMAW AD, what now
« Reply #33 on: March 15, 2014, 10:58:10 PM »
1) Cut Equestrian
    1b) start women's soccer
         1c)Renovate Old Stadium to become a soccer only field
               1d) encourage a donor to foot the bill to build a new rec field for people who want to use it to run and play pick up games

2) Cut Rowing
    2b) start softball
          2c) build a small softball stadium where the current outdoor practice fields for football are

3) Sell beer at all sporting events

4) Hire Shalee Lehning as the Women's basketball coach

5) Put Suzie Fritz on notice

6) Hang Beasley and Pullen's Jerseys at the first game they and some of their teammates can be in town for

7) Bring back the lavender two tone jerseys

8 ) Add more seating at the Toint

9) Limestone wall

10) Post the NEZ expansion rendos on gE

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Re: Kirk Shulz names goEMAW AD, what now
« Reply #34 on: March 15, 2014, 11:00:04 PM »
that's a good post @scottwildcat

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Re: Kirk Shulz names goEMAW AD, what now
« Reply #35 on: March 15, 2014, 11:00:25 PM »
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Re: Kirk Shulz names goEMAW AD, what now
« Reply #36 on: March 15, 2014, 11:05:05 PM »
that's a good post @scottwildcat

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Re: Kirk Shulz names goEMAW AD, what now
« Reply #37 on: March 15, 2014, 11:57:36 PM »
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Re: Kirk Shulz names goEMAW AD, what now
« Reply #38 on: March 16, 2014, 12:00:38 AM »
Tell oscar he needs to find a great recruiter, someone who will being in 4* and 5* kids on a year-to-year basis, and pay them whatever they want.

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Re: Kirk Shulz names goEMAW AD, what now
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Re: Kirk Shulz names goEMAW AD, what now
« Reply #40 on: March 16, 2014, 02:33:53 AM »
institute SWP immediately


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Re: Kirk Shulz names goEMAW AD, what now
« Reply #41 on: March 16, 2014, 05:45:49 AM »
Put Brad Underwood on the very, very short list.  At current trend, probably only need to hole in a hotel for the next coach just long enough for room service to deliver the omelet and gin.   Before pulling the trigger on BU.


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Re: Kirk Shulz names goEMAW AD, what now
« Reply #42 on: March 16, 2014, 06:12:54 AM »
First thing I would do is call up the Auburn AD and pick his brain.

Then I would call a meeting(Maybe spring game?) with all my Big Money Donors and ask if they would die for EMAW. Those that remain in the room will be in charge of setting up a slush fund for recruiting. Bob Krause will be director of said slush fund.

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Re: Kirk Shulz names goEMAW AD, what now
« Reply #43 on: March 16, 2014, 06:16:11 AM »
First thing I would do is call up the Auburn AD and pick his brain.

Then I would call a meeting(Maybe spring game?) with all my Big Money Donors and ask if they would die for EMAW. Those that remain in the room will be in charge of setting up a slush fund for recruiting. Bob Krause will be director of said slush fund.
Bring lots of napkins to that meeting.

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Re: Kirk Shulz names goEMAW AD, what now
« Reply #44 on: March 16, 2014, 08:23:51 AM »
Hockey

Football dorm

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Re: Kirk Shulz names goEMAW AD, what now
« Reply #45 on: March 16, 2014, 10:21:57 AM »
+1 on Football dorm

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Re: Kirk Shulz names goEMAW AD, what now
« Reply #46 on: March 16, 2014, 10:28:12 AM »
nice hotel/restaurant w/ great food and drink specials to be built on top of cat town area.

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Re: Kirk Shulz names goEMAW AD, what now
« Reply #47 on: March 16, 2014, 10:41:22 AM »
narrow the god damn aisles in the Bram.

Nothing else really matters after that.
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Re: Kirk Shulz names goEMAW AD, what now
« Reply #48 on: March 16, 2014, 12:04:55 PM »
Fire torches on top of the castles

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Re: Kirk Shulz names goEMAW AD, what now
« Reply #49 on: March 16, 2014, 12:16:30 PM »
Most of you would suck at being AD.