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[Spracne]

Rusty's will be having a church service on Wednesdays.

That reminds me of two sundays ago. I was watching the masters at mom and dads and we were going to the night service. I had a beer and got up an hour afterwards to get another one right before we headed to church. OMG, Dad flipped.  "Do you need to get loaded before you talk to the lord, Can't you wait for after church, etc." His crazy overly conservative ass. 

Do you have to LoL so much right before going to talk to the ACTUAL Lord? :(

[420seriouscat69]

We do grape juice, but still, he's on another level. ErIII, i'm not that creepy when it comes to faith btw, it did not pass on. Thank god!

[420seriouscat69]

Rusty's will be having a church service on Wednesdays.

That reminds me of two sundays ago. I was watching the masters at mom and dads and we were going to the night service. I had a beer and got up an hour afterwards to get another one right before we headed to church. OMG, Dad flipped.  "Do you need to get loaded before you talk to the lord, Can't you wait for after church, etc." His crazy overly conservative ass. 

Do you have to LoL so much right before going to talk to the ACTUAL Lord? :(

Yes. Gotta get myself in the right mood.

[CNS]

We do grape juice, but still, he's on another level. ErIII, i'm not that creepy when it comes to faith btw, it did not pass on. Thank god!

Is the grape juice so you can still be sober before you stop talking to the lord, because your church is super conservative and all alcohol is the devil's work, or because your church is for AA members mostly?

[420seriouscat69]

We do grape juice, but still, he's on another level. ErIII, i'm not that creepy when it comes to faith btw, it did not pass on. Thank god!

Is the grape juice so you can still be sober before you stop talking to the lord, because your church is super conservative and all alcohol is the devil's work, or because your church is for AA members mostly?

Ha. I'm not sure. They're definitely not that conservative. It's more of a free spirit kind of thing. My dad is just a loon (love him tho). I go to westside family church. It's like 25 minutes of christian music (they've got a legit band) and 35 minutes of some type of message from the pastor.

[Mrs. Gooch]

We do grape juice, but still, he's on another level. ErIII, i'm not that creepy when it comes to faith btw, it did not pass on. Thank god!

Is the grape juice so you can still be sober before you stop talking to the lord, because your church is super conservative and all alcohol is the devil's work, or because your church is for AA members mostly?

Ha. I'm not sure. They're definitely not that conservative. It's more of a free spirit kind of thing. My dad is just a loon (love him tho). I go to westside family church. It's like 25 minutes of christian musid (they've got a legit band) and 35 minutes of some type of message from the pastor.

Why don't you just use water and have Jesus turn it in to wine right when you are drinking it?

[420seriouscat69]

Good question? That would save me a lot of $ in the long run.

[Spracne]

We do grape juice, but still, he's on another level. ErIII, i'm not that creepy when it comes to faith btw, it did not pass on. Thank god!

Is the grape juice so you can still be sober before you stop talking to the lord, because your church is super conservative and all alcohol is the devil's work, or because your church is for AA members mostly?

Ha. I'm not sure. They're definitely not that conservative. It's more of a free spirit kind of thing. My dad is just a loon (love him tho). I go to westside family church. It's like 25 minutes of christian musid (they've got a legit band) and 35 minutes of some type of message from the pastor.

Why don't you just use water and have Jesus turn it in to wine right when you are drinking it?

Because Jesus wasn't there.  He only goes to Catholic churches.

[420seriouscat69]

  #controversy

[CNS]

Pretty great post to follow with L.O.L.

[Emo EMAW]

I wouldn't drink beer before church, but only because I'd have to get up to pee.

[Spracne]

I wouldn't drink beer before church, but only because I'd have to get up to pee.

Going to Midnight Mass full of the spirit(s) is sorta an institution for me.

[Emo EMAW]

I wouldn't drink beer before church, but only because I'd have to get up to pee.

Going to Midnight Mass full of the spirit(s) is sorta an institution for me.

I respect that.  Do you binge on international flights?  I don't, also because of the pee thing.  Also don't drink in/before movies.  Is my bladder crippling my ability to lead a fulfilling life? 

[CNS]

Peeing on a plane is a huge pain in the ass.  I am the same on that.

[Tobias]

get it together emo

[Spracne]

I wouldn't drink beer before church, but only because I'd have to get up to pee.

Going to Midnight Mass full of the spirit(s) is sorta an institution for me.

I respect that.  Do you binge on international flights?  I don't, also because of the pee thing.  Also don't drink in/before movies.  Is my bladder crippling my ability to lead a fulfilling life? 

Well, I don't think bingeing on a plane sounds like much fun.  Your little bladder may be saving you from the crippling grip of alcoholism, tho.  So, there's that.

[Emo EMAW]

get it together emo

I defer to my previously assigned life coach CNS, who's got my back on this pee thing. 

[420seriouscat69]

Emo, I can't go to a theater now w/out drinking. I literally pick the theater based off of whether they serve alcohol or not.

[Spracne]

Peeing on a plane is a huge pain in the ass.  I am the same on that.

economy cabiner outted.

[Tobias]

get it together emo

I defer to my previously assigned life coach CNS, who's got my back on this pee thing. 

planes in general are a PITA for him though since he's 7'6"

[EllRobersonisInnocent]

You're all a bunch of booze addicted losers. I'll pray for you.

[CNS]

Emo has the right idea when discussing binging.  List the times when you don't like it.

Planes and before work(my career, not working around the house and stuff cause that is totally binge time) for me, guys.

Also, you are both right about my plane issues. 

[CNS]

You're all a bunch of booze addicted losers. I'll pray for you.

Perfect post ITT

[OK_Cat]

Sounds like fanning is an alcoholic

[CNS]

Emo, I can't go to a theater now w/out drinking. I literally pick the theater based off of whether they serve alcohol or not.

Now that you have a sig other, big purse that crap in.