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Re: Malaysia Airlines
« Reply #750 on: July 17, 2014, 08:54:37 PM »
These puns are really tsar-ry.

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Re: Malaysia Airlines
« Reply #751 on: July 17, 2014, 09:03:53 PM »
these jokes are really Pushkin the boundaries of funny

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Re: Malaysia Airlines
« Reply #752 on: July 17, 2014, 09:05:46 PM »
i think i sprained my brain from making all of these puns, somebody get me a medveydevac out of here

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Re: Malaysia Airlines
« Reply #753 on: July 17, 2014, 09:25:38 PM »
Maybe you can trotsky out of this threat to safety.
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Re: Malaysia Airlines
« Reply #754 on: July 17, 2014, 09:38:20 PM »
This thread is about a tragedy, not a bunch of stupid puns by basement dwellers. A lot of insensitive bolshakov if you ask me.

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Re: Malaysia Airlines
« Reply #755 on: July 17, 2014, 09:45:42 PM »
This thread is about a tragedy, not a bunch of stupid puns by basement dwellers. A lot of insensitive bolshakov if you ask me.
OK. Enough is enough. OK_cat just sent this crap over the line. Good grief.

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Re: Malaysia Airlines
« Reply #756 on: July 17, 2014, 09:46:41 PM »
these puns are highly unOrthodox
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Re: Malaysia Airlines
« Reply #757 on: July 17, 2014, 09:47:31 PM »
Was fanning smarting off? I wouldn't know, I pushed the bloc button

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Re: Malaysia Airlines
« Reply #758 on: July 17, 2014, 09:51:56 PM »
Adulf is enough
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Re: Malaysia Airlines
« Reply #759 on: July 17, 2014, 10:01:19 PM »
Some of these comments are close to crimeanal.

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Re: Malaysia Airlines
« Reply #760 on: July 17, 2014, 10:02:56 PM »
 :buh-bye:

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Re: Malaysia Airlines
« Reply #761 on: July 17, 2014, 10:04:29 PM »
I'm mad at all of you
Hyperbolic partisan duplicitous hypocrite

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Re: Malaysia Airlines
« Reply #762 on: July 17, 2014, 11:36:50 PM »
Some of these are pretty bad. I mean you've got to be Kievin me

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Re: Malaysia Airlines
« Reply #763 on: July 17, 2014, 11:38:34 PM »
thanks sys

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Re: Malaysia Airlines
« Reply #764 on: July 17, 2014, 11:59:55 PM »
Samara going to take this thread the wrong way. 

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Re: Malaysia Airlines
« Reply #765 on: July 18, 2014, 08:18:02 AM »
Samara going to take this thread the wrong way. 
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Re: Malaysia Airlines
« Reply #766 on: July 18, 2014, 09:26:34 AM »

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Re: Malaysia Airlines
« Reply #767 on: July 18, 2014, 09:31:51 AM »
sheesh

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Re: Malaysia Airlines
« Reply #768 on: July 18, 2014, 10:03:56 AM »
yeah, MH is going to have to go all Valujet and change their name after this.

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Re: Malaysia Airlines
« Reply #769 on: July 18, 2014, 10:23:50 AM »
God I am seeing red in this thread.


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Re: Malaysia Airlines
« Reply #770 on: July 18, 2014, 11:19:36 AM »

http://news.msn.com/world/woman-loses-relatives-in-2-malaysia-air-disasters

What are the chances? :frown:

I bet she asks for some pretty big discounts when she flies Mylasian Air in the future.

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Re: Malaysia Airlines
« Reply #771 on: July 18, 2014, 11:24:26 AM »
Samara going to take this thread the wrong way. 
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shut it down.  we have reached the everest of this thread.

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Re: Malaysia Airlines
« Reply #772 on: July 18, 2014, 11:39:18 AM »
Samara going to take this thread the wrong way. 
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shut it down.  we have reached the everest of this thread.

The plum pun was first plucked on March 5, 2014 (yours truly).

Since then, _33 (3/18/14), seven (6/20/14) and now 'clams (7/18/14) have all eaten of its fruit.

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Re: Malaysia Airlines
« Reply #774 on: July 19, 2014, 05:38:12 PM »
http://www.nytimes.com/2014/07/20/world/europe/malaysia-airlines-plane-ukraine.html

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