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Re: Malaysia Airlines
« Reply #550 on: March 24, 2014, 09:14:57 AM »
Apparently the US is sending some special blackbox locator to the Indian Ocean.  Glad someone finally thought to do that.
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Re: Malaysia Airlines
« Reply #551 on: March 24, 2014, 09:16:40 AM »
i don't know how anybody is supposed to hear a clicking box. it should be a super loud alarm or thunderstruck on repeat or something

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Re: Malaysia Airlines
« Reply #552 on: March 24, 2014, 09:17:12 AM »
This is the biggest clusterfuck ever  :lol:

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Re: Malaysia Airlines
« Reply #553 on: March 24, 2014, 09:20:18 AM »
i don't know how anybody is supposed to hear a clicking box. it should be a super loud alarm or thunderstruck on repeat or something

They need to be within about a mile and a half to hear it.

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Re: Malaysia Airlines
« Reply #554 on: March 24, 2014, 09:29:59 AM »
a us boomer probably detected it with passive sonar running silent and deep sparking heaters in the aft shaft room, and they are pretending to send a black box locating machine to cover up the presence of the sub helm engage caterpillar drive half steam ahead twenty degrees left rudder aye

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Re: Malaysia Airlines
« Reply #555 on: March 24, 2014, 09:30:49 AM »
a us boomer probably detected it with passive sonar running silent and deep sparking heaters in the aft shaft room, and they are pretending to send a black box locating machine to cover up the presence of the sub helm engage caterpillar drive half steam ahead twenty degrees left rudder aye

i meant "PORT"  :facepalm:

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Re: Malaysia Airlines
« Reply #556 on: March 24, 2014, 09:31:21 AM »
a us boomer probably detected it with passive sonar running silent and deep sparking heaters in the aft shaft room, and they are pretending to send a black box locating machine to cover up the presence of the sub helm engage caterpillar drive half steam ahead twenty degrees left rudder aye

i was thinking this exact same sentence. like word for word

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Re: Malaysia Airlines
« Reply #557 on: March 24, 2014, 09:32:58 AM »
a us boomer probably detected it with passive sonar running silent and deep sparking heaters in the aft shaft room, and they are pretending to send a black box locating machine to cover up the presence of the sub helm engage caterpillar drive half steam ahead twenty degrees left rudder aye

i was thinking this exact same sentence. like word for word

except you would have said port instead of left

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Re: Malaysia Airlines
« Reply #558 on: March 24, 2014, 09:35:18 AM »
i thought they didn't actually say port  and starboard anymore. cDubya get back in here double quick chief heater

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Re: Malaysia Airlines
« Reply #559 on: March 24, 2014, 09:42:51 AM »
Malaysian Prime Minister Najib Razak says a new analysis of satellite data indicates the missing Malaysia Airlines plane plunged into a remote corner of the Indian Ocean.

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Re: Malaysia Airlines
« Reply #560 on: March 24, 2014, 09:44:34 AM »
Even when they find the black box, it may not solve what happened. The data recorder will show what the plane was doing, but the cockpit voice recorder only records the last 2 hours.

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Re: Malaysia Airlines
« Reply #561 on: March 24, 2014, 09:47:04 AM »
Do I owe K S U Wildcats a dollar or what?

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Re: Malaysia Airlines
« Reply #562 on: March 24, 2014, 10:15:14 AM »
Big win for team itsbustedupinthedrink

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Re: Malaysia Airlines
« Reply #563 on: March 24, 2014, 10:23:22 AM »
Apparently they told the families via text message.

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Re: Malaysia Airlines
« Reply #564 on: March 24, 2014, 10:38:54 AM »
Not a coincidence that this was found in combo-fanning season.  Some people on this board finally got back to work

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Re: Malaysia Airlines
« Reply #565 on: March 24, 2014, 10:40:16 AM »
Do I owe K S U Wildcats a dollar or what?

No you're good. We didn't bet, remember? :cheers:

Based on info being reported, I don't see how the PM had enough to make an announcement to the families, so they either know more than they're telling, or dumbasses. Both equally possible, and not mutually exclusive.

Even if they've finally found debris, it's been two weeks. Trying to backtrack from there based on weather, currents, and a vague trajectory leaves a very big search area.

And good point about the voice recorders. Still, finding the wreckage, data recorders, and bodies - particularly those of pilots - could tell us a lot.
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Re: Malaysia Airlines
« Reply #566 on: March 24, 2014, 10:45:18 AM »
Phlebas the Phoenician, a fortnight dead, 
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And the profit and loss.

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Picked his bones in whispers.
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Re: Malaysia Airlines
« Reply #567 on: March 24, 2014, 10:46:17 AM »
Do I owe K S U Wildcats a dollar or what?

No you're good. We didn't bet, remember? :cheers:

Based on info being reported, I don't see how the PM had enough to make an announcement to the families, so they either know more than they're telling, or dumbasses. Both equally possible, and not mutually exclusive.

Even if they've finally found debris, it's been two weeks. Trying to backtrack from there based on weather, currents, and a vague trajectory leaves a very big search area.

And good point about the voice recorders. Still, finding the wreckage, data recorders, and bodies - particularly those of pilots - could tell us a lot.

they know what fake wreckage they planted to wrap this up

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Re: Malaysia Airlines
« Reply #568 on: March 24, 2014, 10:47:47 AM »
Apparently they told the families via text message.

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Re: Malaysia Airlines
« Reply #569 on: March 24, 2014, 10:51:15 AM »
Apparently they told the families via text message.

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Re: Malaysia Airlines
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Re: Malaysia Airlines
« Reply #571 on: March 24, 2014, 11:02:20 AM »
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Re: Malaysia Airlines
« Reply #572 on: March 24, 2014, 11:03:48 AM »
Apparently they told the families via text message.

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Re: Malaysia Airlines
« Reply #573 on: March 24, 2014, 12:02:18 PM »
NYTimes featuring a "Malaysia Says Jet Went Down in Ocean" headline, coupled with a full-screen underwater iPad ad right now.

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Re: Malaysia Airlines
« Reply #574 on: March 24, 2014, 12:07:10 PM »
i thought they didn't actually say port  and starboard anymore. cDubya get back in here double quick chief heater

You give a "left 15 degrees rudder" or "left full rudder" etc. order to turn to port which is a left turn.  Right turns you to starboard.
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