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Master Racquetball thread
« on: February 26, 2014, 05:50:39 PM »
Hey guys so I used to play a lot but haven't for some time now.  I got an itch to get back in the game, who all has played it before? It's pretty simple rules and stuff and it's good cardio and you can hit the ball really really hard.  What kind of racquet do you guys have, or do you just check out those really shitty ones they have to rent out?  Black or white headband, or other colors? Do you guys have Oakley protectant glasses, or even wear them? I sure as crap don't.  Do you wear a glove? Have an extra one after you get done whooping somebodies ass and change gloves?

I got this bad boy a few years ago and I about sent it back because I was terrible with it but have gotten better at it now. 


Anybody wanna hit it around sometime, I'm not very good anymore but you may keep it within 10 points now.  Let me hear it you guys!


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Re: Master Racquetball thread
« Reply #1 on: February 26, 2014, 06:27:19 PM »
Squash>Racquetball

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Re: Master Racquetball thread
« Reply #2 on: February 26, 2014, 06:44:54 PM »
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Re: Master Racquetball thread
« Reply #3 on: February 26, 2014, 06:59:55 PM »
racquetball is great.  haven't really played much since intramural days. 

squash is great too.  All-U intramural champ every year.  Mostly because everybody else really sucked. 

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Re: Master Racquetball thread
« Reply #4 on: February 26, 2014, 07:19:13 PM »
I used to play all the time at the rec, fun stuff.


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Re: Master Racquetball thread
« Reply #5 on: February 27, 2014, 05:14:23 PM »
do you get one giganitic arm and one tiny arm like a fiddler crab or john leguizamo in the lady in the water

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Re: Master Racquetball thread
« Reply #6 on: February 27, 2014, 05:30:30 PM »
do you get one giganitic arm and one tiny arm like a fiddler crab or john leguizamo in the lady in the water

It's closer to Roger Federer than a fiddler crab

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Re: Master Racquetball thread
« Reply #7 on: February 27, 2014, 09:15:54 PM »
Saw the thread title and thought it was about me, disappointed it's not
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Re: Master Racquetball thread
« Reply #8 on: February 27, 2014, 09:25:17 PM »
Saw the thread title and thought it was about me, disappointed it's not

I mean, I assume you like racquetball and I don't blame you for misspelling your name on purpose(?). Is your racquet as good as mine?

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Re: Master Racquetball thread
« Reply #9 on: March 04, 2014, 11:32:06 PM »
Love racquetball. Moving to KC soon- any recomendos for clubs to look at?

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Re: Master Racquetball thread
« Reply #10 on: March 04, 2014, 11:36:15 PM »
Love racquetball. Moving to KC soon- any recomendos for clubs to look at?

We should play before you move, also OP Lifetime has courts, Shawnee/Lenexa Lifetime does not

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Re: Master Racquetball thread
« Reply #11 on: March 04, 2014, 11:45:55 PM »
Played a lot of racquetball years ago and really liked it. Probably should have stayed with it. This thread may get the ol' r-ball juices flowing again.  :billdance:

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Re: Master Racquetball thread
« Reply #12 on: March 05, 2014, 12:05:38 AM »
Love racquetball. Moving to KC soon- any recomendos for clubs to look at?

We should play before you move, also OP Lifetime has courts, Shawnee/Lenexa Lifetime does not
agreed. rec still lax on letting non-students with other peoples IDs in?

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Re: Master Racquetball thread
« Reply #13 on: March 05, 2014, 12:09:18 AM »
Love racquetball. Moving to KC soon- any recomendos for clubs to look at?

We should play before you move, also OP Lifetime has courts, Shawnee/Lenexa Lifetime does not
agreed. rec still lax on letting non-students with other peoples IDs in?

Probably

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Re: Master Racquetball thread
« Reply #14 on: March 05, 2014, 12:11:44 AM »
Any fat mhk'r want to raq-b? Also need to borrow a racquet. Used to love this when I was a kid
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Re: Master Racquetball thread
« Reply #15 on: March 05, 2014, 12:38:40 AM »
Latinos at the park by my house play some strange version of racquetball using their hands instead of rackets.

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Re: Master Racquetball thread
« Reply #16 on: March 05, 2014, 01:59:47 AM »
Latinos at the park by my house play some strange version of racquetball using their hands instead of rackets.

That's called handball, you ignorant racist
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Re: Master Racquetball thread
« Reply #17 on: March 05, 2014, 07:12:37 AM »
Latinos at the park by my house play some strange version of racquetball using their hands instead of rackets.

That's called handball, you ignorant racist

I thought this was handball:

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Handball

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Re: Master Racquetball thread
« Reply #18 on: March 05, 2014, 07:40:34 AM »
Love love love racquetball.   Played a ridic amt in college and haven't played once since.  I am sometgung like a 20-25min drive from the nearest courts and none of my current bros play. :sad:.

I would probably suck super bad at it now.

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Re: Master Racquetball thread
« Reply #19 on: March 05, 2014, 08:49:52 PM »
Love love love racquetball.   Played a ridic amt in college and haven't played once since.  I am sometgung like a 20-25min drive from the nearest courts and none of my current bros play. :sad:.

I would probably suck super bad at it now.
Same boat. If you're in the KC area, i'll play you. Also, TonyaHarding's the one who introduced me to the game so i'm sure we could get a goEMAW league going or something.

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Re: Master Racquetball thread
« Reply #20 on: March 05, 2014, 09:02:54 PM »
Any fat mhk'r want to raq-b? Also need to borrow a racquet. Used to love this when I was a kid

Not "fat" in my eyes but def out of shape. Didn't know if this was serious but the rec is the only place with courts in MHK, anybody know of others? You can check out racquets at the rec to use, idk when MSLH is moving but we could play cutthroat while he is still in MHK.

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Re: Master Racquetball thread
« Reply #21 on: March 07, 2014, 11:07:03 AM »
Any fat mhk'r want to raq-b? Also need to borrow a racquet. Used to love this when I was a kid

Not "fat" in my eyes but def out of shape. Didn't know if this was serious but the rec is the only place with courts in MHK, anybody know of others? You can check out racquets at the rec to use, idk when MSLH is moving but we could play cutthroat while he is still in MHK.
Candlewood has courts, i believe, but you'd need to be a member.

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Re: Master Racquetball thread
« Reply #22 on: March 17, 2014, 10:12:13 PM »
Alright guys, I'm ready to get back to beating ass, MSLH cut those curly Fabio locks or get a scrunchy and lets rough ridin' do this!

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Re: Master Racquetball thread
« Reply #23 on: March 18, 2014, 10:01:23 AM »
siebrant, ive got a court we can use if you PM me.
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Re: Master Racquetball thread
« Reply #24 on: March 18, 2014, 04:21:16 PM »
Latinos at the park by my house play some strange version of racquetball using their hands instead of rackets.

That's called handball, you ignorant racist

I thought this was handball:

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Handball

i dunno.  when i lived in jardine as a kid, tons of kids that lived around there would play at the outdoor rec courts and we always called it handball.
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