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Re: Nicaraguan Canal - JOB OPPORTUNITY THREAD
« Reply #50 on: February 23, 2014, 07:46:32 PM »


Just using the naked eye, those red lines look to be considerably longer than the blue line.  So………. I guess what i'm saying is, this seems to be an ill conceived idea.

But, are the red lines closer to the US?  Ha!

The Chinese are financing this thing, and are the general contractors.  USA won't get to use it without paying loads extra.  I expect to see Chinese military in Nicaragua (and probably Honduras) at some point.  But, I'm not going to let that dampen my enthusiasm for our Canal Frat. 

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Re: Nicaraguan Canal - JOB OPPORTUNITY THREAD
« Reply #51 on: February 23, 2014, 07:54:39 PM »
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Re: Nicaraguan Canal - JOB OPPORTUNITY THREAD
« Reply #52 on: February 23, 2014, 08:17:45 PM »


Just using the naked eye, those red lines look to be considerably longer than the blue line.  So………. I guess what i'm saying is, this seems to be an ill conceived idea.

But, are the red lines closer to the US?  Ha!

The Chinese are financing this thing, and are the general contractors.  USA won't get to use it without paying loads extra.  I expect to see Chinese military in Nicaragua (and probably Honduras) at some point.  But, I'm not going to let that dampen my enthusiasm for our Canal Frat.

Of course Pete, we have great friends in Beijing.  If anything this assures our success at fratting out something g crazy.

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Re: Nicaraguan Canal - JOB OPPORTUNITY THREAD
« Reply #53 on: February 23, 2014, 08:31:17 PM »
what's the dame sitch in nicaragua?
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Re: Nicaraguan Canal - JOB OPPORTUNITY THREAD
« Reply #54 on: February 23, 2014, 08:52:42 PM »
IIRC, Nicaragua was originally planned to be the spot for the Canal.  In that sense, the Nicaraguan Canal is even more pro-Uncle Sam than the Johnny Come Lately Panamanian variety.

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Re: Nicaraguan Canal - JOB OPPORTUNITY THREAD
« Reply #55 on: February 23, 2014, 09:33:32 PM »
IIRC, Nicaragua was originally planned to be the spot for the Canal.  In that sense, the Nicaraguan Canal is even more pro-Uncle Sam than the Johnny Come Lately Panamanian variety.

#USA #TFM #NicaraguanNights

Ya Nicaragua is old school. We have to do this crap the old way.

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« Reply #56 on: February 23, 2014, 10:07:01 PM »
Already looking at which Nicaraguan cigar operation I'm gonna buy. DIBS!!  :excited:

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« Reply #57 on: February 23, 2014, 10:08:07 PM »
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« Reply #58 on: February 23, 2014, 10:19:29 PM »
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« Reply #59 on: February 24, 2014, 08:47:17 AM »
So, Nicaragua is looking to get into the the Canal game.  What does that mean to you and me?  In a word, profit.



The construction of a canal in Nicaragua linking the Atlantic to the Pacific Ocean has been delayed by a year and will not begin until 2015.  This is good news, because more time to plan.

Meanwhile, the consortium of European countries working to expand the Panama canal are way behind and way over budget.  They won't be done with that until late 2015 at best.  That would be a horrible project to be a part of.  Cost cutting and finger pointing abound, certainly. 

No, the real action is on ground breaking of the Nicaraguan canal.  If this thing is even close to as awesome as the Panama Canal building project, we are in for a treat.  I did some research, and this rough ridin' Panama Canal effort was basically a giant rough ridin' party.

http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/americanexperience/features/general-article/panama-workers/

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In stark contrast, white workers had a luxurious life in the canal zone. The dismal quality of life in the first years of construction on the Panama Canal had sent American workers away in droves. When the turnover rate of skilled U.S. laborers reached 75% in the summer of 1905, the ICC realized they needed to create incentives for Americans to stay on the isthmus. One of the first projects was building a new cold-storage unit to keep fresh, perishable foods. Then, the ICC set to work improving the living conditions. In 1906, 2,500 structures were either renovated or built new, including two-story family homes that featured screened-in verandas, modern plumbing, and electricity. The ICC Band
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A year later, American workers celebrated Independence Day on July 4, 1906 with games, athletic competitions, and dancing. This was the beginning of recreation in the canal zone. Baseball leagues, social clubs, and fraternal organizations sprang up to fill lazy Sundays. By that winter, the canal zone had paved roads, warehouses, dormitories, and dining halls.

Attractive enticements to keep white workers on the isthmus became the norm. New cottage homes, public schools, churches and bakeries opened in towns and camps along the route of the canal. Bachelor "hotels," built to house single workers, turned into social gathering places filled with noise and smoke.

YMCA clubhouses charged Gold Roll employees $10 a year for access to bowling lanes, billiards tables, chess boards, and a host of organized social events. In 1911, workers published a yearbook titled The Makers of the Panama Canal that contained biographies of selected employees and pictures of clubs and brotherhoods on the isthmus. By 1913, there were dances and band concerts every Sunday, and nine women's clubs.

White workers were encouraged to bring their wives and families to the isthmus with increasingly extravagant incentives. Housing for married workers was provided rent-free, and homes increased in luxury according to a worker's place on the pay scale. In 1908, over 1,000 families were living on the isthmus and the ICC was spending $2.5 million a year for entertainment and games for white workers.

Yeah, so you see that big lake that all the red lines go through? Its one of the largest freshwater lakes in the world...or it would be until the canal brings in saltwater.


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Re: Nicaraguan Canal - JOB OPPORTUNITY THREAD
« Reply #60 on: February 24, 2014, 08:54:02 AM »
lciq, here. What's the point in a second canal?  The Chinese are tired paying the US to go thru Panama?

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Re: Nicaraguan Canal - JOB OPPORTUNITY THREAD
« Reply #61 on: February 24, 2014, 08:56:16 AM »
lciq, here. What's the point in a second canal?  The Chinese are tired paying the US to go thru Panama?

Bigger, faster, stronger.

The huge transport ships cant fit through the canal and have to unload on the west coast, only smaller ships can fit through the current canal. If they can fit through the new canal it will be cheaper to ship goods from Asia to the east coast/gulf of mexico.

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Re: Nicaraguan Canal - JOB OPPORTUNITY THREAD
« Reply #62 on: February 24, 2014, 09:00:29 AM »
kind of a dumb question but is there any concern by meteorologists who are studying this design that one ocean can all leak out through the canal and into the other ocean? 


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Re: Nicaraguan Canal - JOB OPPORTUNITY THREAD
« Reply #63 on: February 24, 2014, 09:01:53 AM »
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« Reply #64 on: February 24, 2014, 09:06:42 AM »
my mom said I have to live in the Nicaraguan dorms for my first semester. is there spring rush?
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« Reply #65 on: February 24, 2014, 09:06:50 AM »
kind of a dumb question but is there any concern by meteorologists who are studying this design that one ocean can all leak out through the canal and into the other ocean?

i'm assuming and maybe it's a wrong assumption on my part but i'm assuming that there are gates and stuff in the canal and will be in this new one for example where a boat goes in and then a gate is locked behind them and water is drained and then filled with fresh water and then they pass through the lake and then the opposite happends before they go back. it isn't/won't be just a constant free flow of water.

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« Reply #66 on: February 24, 2014, 09:26:41 AM »
safety gates.  it sounds like a water protection barrier.  if the gates leak we could have a problem, i guess i'll just assume the safety gate designer is qualified.


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« Reply #67 on: February 24, 2014, 09:36:58 AM »
safety gates.  it sounds like a water protection barrier.  if the gates leak we could have a problem, i guess i'll just assume the safety gate designer is qualified.

well i guess we will just have to put lsoc in charge of watching them for leaks while pete and i party balls.

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« Reply #68 on: February 24, 2014, 09:37:52 AM »
safety gates.  it sounds like a water protection barrier.  if the gates leak we could have a problem, i guess i'll just assume the safety gate designer is qualified.

well i guess we will just have to put lsoc in charge of watching them for leaks while pete and i party balls.
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« Reply #69 on: February 24, 2014, 09:38:35 AM »
safety gates.  it sounds like a water protection barrier.  if the gates leak we could have a problem, i guess i'll just assume the safety gate designer is qualified.

well i guess we will just have to put lsoc in charge of watching them for leaks while pete and i party balls.
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« Reply #70 on: February 24, 2014, 09:39:06 AM »
safety gates.  it sounds like a water protection barrier.  if the gates leak we could have a problem, i guess i'll just assume the safety gate designer is qualified.

well i guess we will just have to put lsoc in charge of watching them for leaks while pete and i party balls.

pretty sure k-state qatz u has an elite safety gate designer program, maybe we should just make sure the guy/ gal is EMAW.

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« Reply #71 on: February 24, 2014, 09:54:26 AM »
I am getting in the Granada real estate game now. Once this canal is completed, real estate in Granada will explode.

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« Reply #72 on: February 24, 2014, 09:55:00 AM »
i honestly didn't know we had a good safety gate program at ksu.  #makin' news


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« Reply #73 on: February 24, 2014, 10:14:35 AM »
i honestly didn't know we had a good safety gate program at ksu.  #makin' news

iirc upks tweeted something about it around a month ago. #gatecats

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« Reply #74 on: February 24, 2014, 10:29:06 AM »
its ironic that the number one safety gate program and the guy who invented the nicaraguan canal safety gates which keep the world's 2nd largest ocean from completely draining is from the middle of the good old usa but thousands of miles from the nearest ocean it is protecting.

#o'rly?  #saveouroceans #ksugrads=protectors


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