Author Topic: Nicaraguan Canal - JOB OPPORTUNITY THREAD (Read 10594 times)

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #25 on:** February 22, 2014, 12:34:09 PM »

There have a lot of idiotic brainless ideas on this blog, but this sheesh.

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #26 on:** February 22, 2014, 12:34:32 PM »

Quote from: NoUndershirtWillFor3 on February 22, 2014, 12:34:09 PM

There have a lot of idiotic brainless ideas on this blog, but this sheesh.

AND THIS IS NOT ONE OF THEM! BEST IDEA EVER!!!!!!!

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #27 on:** February 22, 2014, 12:34:54 PM »

Dibs on the nicname El Guapo!

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #28 on:** February 22, 2014, 12:38:00 PM »

I want a huge mansion with like 100 butlers and a huge wall around my compound. Inside, I want a pool with a waterfall, with purple (go cats) tiles, and a high dive. I want lots of arches and covered walkways and guards on the top of my house with rifles to protect me.

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #29 on:** February 22, 2014, 12:39:24 PM »

Quote from: NoUndershirtWillFor3 on February 22, 2014, 12:38:00 PM

I want a huge mansion with like 100 butlers and a huge wall around my compound. Inside, I want a pool with a waterfall, with purple (go cats) tiles, and a high dive. I want lots of arches and covered walkways and guards on the top of my house with rifles to protect me.

I figure I can afford it right? We'll be rich pretty quickly I assume. I'm thinking I'll have some coconut trees and banana trees in my compound and you guys are free to all the coconuts and bananas you can eat.

DQ12 · « **Reply #30 on:** February 22, 2014, 01:16:41 PM »

The best part of starting this canal frat is that there are no loser alumni who will breathe down our necks and get after us when the house gets dirty.

Side question: are we gonna be pledges our first year? Will we get hazed, and if so, by whom?

Pete · « **Reply #31 on:** February 22, 2014, 01:27:13 PM »

Cartier, yes, obviously that's exactly what our Canal Frat will look like.

Dlew, we will not be pledges, we are founding fathers, and as such we can never be hazed. However, we WILL haze the ever living crap out of all new members, because that is the ONLY way to build brotherhood and respect for the house (hardly needs stating, but there it is).

A few house rules I have been thinking over:

1. No infected monkeys, only clean ones. If your monkey gets infected or dead, the pledge on monkey duty will get you a new one. I don't want to hear a bunch of complaining about this.

2. Quiet hours during Downton Abbey and Bachelor.

3. No driving off the property if you are drunk. Get a rickshaw. We don't want to lose our rough ridin' charter.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #32 on:** February 22, 2014, 03:14:40 PM »

No swearing on the first floor

DQ12 · « **Reply #33 on:** February 22, 2014, 03:19:40 PM »

we should get a house mom.

ChiComCat · « **Reply #34 on:** February 22, 2014, 03:37:35 PM »

I know Pete said to hold off, but this is too good of an idea. I am just going to send him all my money and hope its enough.

Pete · « **Reply #35 on:** February 22, 2014, 03:56:24 PM »

Quote from: Limestone on February 22, 2014, 03:14:40 PM

No swearing on the first floor

Slucat?

Kat Kid · « **Reply #36 on:** February 22, 2014, 07:25:47 PM »

Quote from: Pete on February 22, 2014, 03:56:24 PM

Quote from: Limestone on February 22, 2014, 03:14:40 PM
No swearing on the first floor

Slucat?

ksuamanda?

Pete · « **Reply #37 on:** February 22, 2014, 09:20:05 PM »

Our Canal Frat's secret knock is Knock-Knock, Knock, Knock, Knock-Knock (Ever-y, Man, A, Can-al)

Pete · « **Reply #38 on:** February 22, 2014, 09:22:18 PM »

Look, this stays on this message board, but here is the secret greeting and response that you use to ensure you are dealing with a fellow member of our Canal frat.

Canal Frat Brother 1: How now canal?

Canal Frat Brother 2: Fear the Canal.

Asteriskhead · « **Reply #39 on:** February 23, 2014, 02:50:22 AM »

I bet the coke business is pretty easy to get in to.

nicname · « **Reply #40 on:** February 23, 2014, 03:05:43 AM »

Quote from: NoUndershirtWillFor3 on February 22, 2014, 12:34:54 PM

Dibs on the nicname El Guapo!

Every time is see one of these misspellings I feel like I influenced the course of the universe.

Pete · « **Reply #41 on:** February 23, 2014, 01:33:56 PM »

Quote from: nicname on February 23, 2014, 03:05:43 AM

Quote from: NoUndershirtWillFor3 on February 22, 2014, 12:34:54 PM
Dibs on the nicname El Guapo!

Every time is see one of these misspellings I feel like I influenced the course of the universe.

...Says the guy who may not even get in our Canal Frat.

Look, you have a monkey to capture and train before you can even think about getting initiated. This isn't the cell phone thread, pal.

nicname · « **Reply #42 on:** February 23, 2014, 02:06:20 PM »

Quote from: Pete on February 23, 2014, 01:33:56 PM

Quote from: nicname on February 23, 2014, 03:05:43 AM
Quote from: NoUndershirtWillFor3 on February 22, 2014, 12:34:54 PM
Dibs on the nicname El Guapo!

Every time is see one of these misspellings I feel like I influenced the course of the universe.

...Says the guy who may not even get in our Canal Frat.

Look, you have a monkey to capture and train before you can even think about getting initiated. This isn't the cell phone thread, pal.

I don't care about your stupid frat. My dad has a boat tho (a nice one) says I can take it with me. Boat might be nice to have at this Canal frat.

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #43 on:** February 23, 2014, 02:18:51 PM »

Quote from: Dlew12 on February 22, 2014, 03:19:40 PM

we should get a house mom.

Nicky Whelan?

kim carnes · « **Reply #44 on:** February 23, 2014, 03:32:23 PM »

Quote from: Pete on February 22, 2014, 10:13:03 AM

So, Nicaragua is looking to get into the the Canal game. What does that mean to you and me? In a word, profit.

Just using the naked eye, those red lines look to be considerably longer than the blue line. So………. I guess what i'm saying is, this seems to be an ill conceived idea.

ChiComCat · « **Reply #45 on:** February 23, 2014, 03:39:59 PM »

Don't worry about nicname guys, I sold my house and bought a boat this weekend. I know it maybe moving a little fast, but I am thinking that I will start to head down that way now and just meet you all there.

0.42 · « **Reply #46 on:** February 23, 2014, 03:40:58 PM »

i bet they have a lot of maps that need posting

pissclams · « **Reply #47 on:** February 23, 2014, 03:42:05 PM »

i've been noodling on a recipe for imitation doritos, i think this is the perfect opportunity to open a stand and start selling them. right next to the canal.

yup, that's not a dorito you're eating but it's cheaper than one and basically tastes the same. $5 please. #retired

nicname · « **Reply #48 on:** February 23, 2014, 04:02:32 PM »

Quote from: pissclams on February 23, 2014, 03:42:05 PM

i've been noodling on a recipe for imitation doritos, i think this is the perfect opportunity to open a stand and start selling them. right next to the canal.

yup, that's not a dorito you're eating but it's cheaper than one and basically tastes the same. $5 please. #retired

yeah right.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #49 on:** February 23, 2014, 05:24:49 PM »

Quote from: kim carnes on February 23, 2014, 03:32:23 PM

Quote from: Pete on February 22, 2014, 10:13:03 AM
So, Nicaragua is looking to get into the the Canal game. What does that mean to you and me? In a word, profit.

Just using the naked eye, those red lines look to be considerably longer than the blue line. So………. I guess what i'm saying is, this seems to be an ill conceived idea.

But, are the red lines closer to the US? Ha!