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Nicaraguan Canal - JOB OPPORTUNITY THREAD
« on: February 22, 2014, 10:13:03 AM »
So, Nicaragua is looking to get into the the Canal game.  What does that mean to you and me?  In a word, profit.



The construction of a canal in Nicaragua linking the Atlantic to the Pacific Ocean has been delayed by a year and will not begin until 2015.  This is good news, because more time to plan.

Meanwhile, the consortium of European countries working to expand the Panama canal are way behind and way over budget.  They won't be done with that until late 2015 at best.  That would be a horrible project to be a part of.  Cost cutting and finger pointing abound, certainly. 

No, the real action is on ground breaking of the Nicaraguan canal.  If this thing is even close to as awesome as the Panama Canal building project, we are in for a treat.  I did some research, and this rough ridin' Panama Canal effort was basically a giant rough ridin' party.

http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/americanexperience/features/general-article/panama-workers/

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In stark contrast, white workers had a luxurious life in the canal zone. The dismal quality of life in the first years of construction on the Panama Canal had sent American workers away in droves. When the turnover rate of skilled U.S. laborers reached 75% in the summer of 1905, the ICC realized they needed to create incentives for Americans to stay on the isthmus. One of the first projects was building a new cold-storage unit to keep fresh, perishable foods. Then, the ICC set to work improving the living conditions. In 1906, 2,500 structures were either renovated or built new, including two-story family homes that featured screened-in verandas, modern plumbing, and electricity. The ICC Band
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A year later, American workers celebrated Independence Day on July 4, 1906 with games, athletic competitions, and dancing. This was the beginning of recreation in the canal zone. Baseball leagues, social clubs, and fraternal organizations sprang up to fill lazy Sundays. By that winter, the canal zone had paved roads, warehouses, dormitories, and dining halls.

Attractive enticements to keep white workers on the isthmus became the norm. New cottage homes, public schools, churches and bakeries opened in towns and camps along the route of the canal. Bachelor "hotels," built to house single workers, turned into social gathering places filled with noise and smoke.

YMCA clubhouses charged Gold Roll employees $10 a year for access to bowling lanes, billiards tables, chess boards, and a host of organized social events. In 1911, workers published a yearbook titled The Makers of the Panama Canal that contained biographies of selected employees and pictures of clubs and brotherhoods on the isthmus. By 1913, there were dances and band concerts every Sunday, and nine women's clubs.

White workers were encouraged to bring their wives and families to the isthmus with increasingly extravagant incentives. Housing for married workers was provided rent-free, and homes increased in luxury according to a worker's place on the pay scale. In 1908, over 1,000 families were living on the isthmus and the ICC was spending $2.5 million a year for entertainment and games for white workers.





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Re: Nicaraguan Canal - JOB OPPORTUNITY THREAD
« Reply #1 on: February 22, 2014, 10:15:35 AM »
if they keep building canals you can kiss south america goodbye. thing's heading to antarctica.

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Re: Nicaraguan Canal - JOB OPPORTUNITY THREAD
« Reply #2 on: February 22, 2014, 10:16:14 AM »
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Re: Nicaraguan Canal - JOB OPPORTUNITY THREAD
« Reply #3 on: February 22, 2014, 10:17:37 AM »
Canal frats?!

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Re: Nicaraguan Canal - JOB OPPORTUNITY THREAD
« Reply #4 on: February 22, 2014, 10:23:32 AM »
Canal frats?!

They will be rough ridin' awesome!  Everyone download Rosetta Stone and start learning Nicaraguan!

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Re: Nicaraguan Canal - JOB OPPORTUNITY THREAD
« Reply #5 on: February 22, 2014, 10:25:37 AM »
Canal frats?!

They will be rough ridin' awesome!  Everyone download Rosetta Stone and start learning Nicaraguan!

LOL, I AM rough ridin' KIDDING!  No, they will totally speak our language. I also read where prostitution is legal in Nicaragua.  NO FAT CHICKS, THOUGH (our rule, not theirs).

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Re: Nicaraguan Canal - JOB OPPORTUNITY THREAD
« Reply #6 on: February 22, 2014, 10:27:33 AM »
Who wants in on Limestone and my Canal baseball team?  I'm not real good at baseball, but sounds like a good way to just have some brews and enjoy a lazy Nicaraguan Sunday with my Canal Frat buds.

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Re: Nicaraguan Canal - JOB OPPORTUNITY THREAD
« Reply #7 on: February 22, 2014, 10:30:14 AM »
I'm planning rush parties right now.  Paintball for the first one!

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Re: Nicaraguan Canal - JOB OPPORTUNITY THREAD
« Reply #8 on: February 22, 2014, 10:31:53 AM »
Im out. I hope you have a great time for 2 weeks before you catch malaria and die.

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Re: Nicaraguan Canal - JOB OPPORTUNITY THREAD
« Reply #9 on: February 22, 2014, 10:37:11 AM »
Everyone in our Frat will have a pet monkey.  It will be our "thing," kinda like ATO's all used to have crotch rockets, and Sigma Chi's had Ping hats.

Apparently they are ALL over Nicaragua, so it probably will not be a big deal to capture and train them.  Obviously pledges will do this.

Also, the chicks apparently LOVE the crap out monkeys.  We will be THE most elite house in the Canal game.  I am picturing an annual party that is kinda like a cross between Fiji Islander and SAE's Patty Murphy.  We have loads of monkeys and a huge pool with tiki torches, and one monkey is Patty and cannot refuse a drink all week....he will be SO mumped UP!






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Re: Nicaraguan Canal - JOB OPPORTUNITY THREAD
« Reply #10 on: February 22, 2014, 10:39:09 AM »
I will name my monkey Gonzo

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Re: Nicaraguan Canal - JOB OPPORTUNITY THREAD
« Reply #11 on: February 22, 2014, 10:39:53 AM »
I will name my monkey Gonzo

I will name mine JoJo WaWa.

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Re: Nicaraguan Canal - JOB OPPORTUNITY THREAD
« Reply #12 on: February 22, 2014, 10:40:12 AM »
this is a once in a lifetime opportunity
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Re: Nicaraguan Canal - JOB OPPORTUNITY THREAD
« Reply #13 on: February 22, 2014, 10:42:28 AM »
my thing will be pronouncing "nica-ragua" like cornholio does

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Re: Nicaraguan Canal - JOB OPPORTUNITY THREAD
« Reply #14 on: February 22, 2014, 10:43:29 AM »
OH MY GOD, GOOGLE "NICARAGUAN NIGHTLIFE!"  Jesus, it looks awesome.


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Re: Nicaraguan Canal - JOB OPPORTUNITY THREAD
« Reply #15 on: February 22, 2014, 10:45:59 AM »
pharmaPAK :love:

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Re: Nicaraguan Canal - JOB OPPORTUNITY THREAD
« Reply #16 on: February 22, 2014, 10:48:40 AM »
OK, let's get serious about this.  What will be the best ways to make loads of cash?


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Re: Nicaraguan Canal - JOB OPPORTUNITY THREAD
« Reply #17 on: February 22, 2014, 10:51:16 AM »
OK, let's get serious about this.  What will be the best ways to make loads of cash?

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Re: Nicaraguan Canal - JOB OPPORTUNITY THREAD
« Reply #18 on: February 22, 2014, 10:54:38 AM »
I was thinking of opening a Burger King right down the road from the Canal Frats, and have it stay open pretty late into the night.

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Re: Nicaraguan Canal - JOB OPPORTUNITY THREAD
« Reply #19 on: February 22, 2014, 11:00:28 AM »
Liquor store of course

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Re: Nicaraguan Canal - JOB OPPORTUNITY THREAD
« Reply #20 on: February 22, 2014, 11:09:36 AM »
I'm not going to over think this and miss out again.  Pete, tell me how much it costs to get in on this and where to send the check

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« Reply #21 on: February 22, 2014, 11:11:36 AM »
Anybody else picture a super rich Pete down in Nicaragua with a monocle and one of those super long cigarette holder thingies?

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« Reply #22 on: February 22, 2014, 11:12:35 AM »
I'm not going to over think this and miss out again.  Pete, tell me how much it costs to get in on this and where to send the check

We are in the fact finding stage.  Obviously you all will have a chance to get in on the ground floor.

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« Reply #23 on: February 22, 2014, 11:14:59 AM »
We will put our monkey's names on the DD list when we have parties and IFC will be all  :dubious:

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Re: Nicaraguan Canal - JOB OPPORTUNITY THREAD
« Reply #24 on: February 22, 2014, 11:16:14 AM »
We will put our monkey's names on the DD list when we have parties and IFC will be all  :dubious:

We will train our monkeys to watch out for the IFC, and then alert us by ringing a bell or something.  We will never get busted, not even for room-to-rooms.