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is self the meanest/weirdest coach in the big12 now?
« on: February 14, 2014, 10:18:45 AM »
no doubt when frank was here that he was meaner and weirder than self but with him gone? i mean self just gets so red and spits and yells and not just at refs but at his own players all the time. and he gets technicals like a lot. is there anyone comparable? huggins maybe but i don't even think you can really compare them. self just seems meaner. like whoa guy, i'm trying to do my best here. calm down.

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Re: is self the meanest/weirdest coach in the big12 now?
« Reply #1 on: February 14, 2014, 10:19:26 AM »
vulgar language

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Re: is self the meanest/weirdest coach in the big12 now?
« Reply #2 on: February 14, 2014, 10:20:53 AM »
"Kids haven't changed, we adults have changed"

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Re: is self the meanest/weirdest coach in the big12 now?
« Reply #3 on: February 14, 2014, 10:22:47 AM »
disregards marital vows

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Re: is self the meanest/weirdest coach in the big12 now?
« Reply #4 on: February 14, 2014, 10:23:36 AM »
angry yelling:

barnes - very rarely
mayor - don't know if he knows how
drew - only WTF???? to the refs
oscar - no
travis - only when he uses his weirdly square head to talk during opposing teams' free throws
lon - a little bit
tubbs - i haven't watched him at tech yet
bob - yeah he yells and gets red in the face at players and refs, but he also will smother you with whiskey-soaked fatherly affection if you break your leg on the court
warlock - no


i would say bob gets more frothy and red faced than self. self seems like he's in control even when he's yelling at somebody

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Re: is self the meanest/weirdest coach in the big12 now?
« Reply #5 on: February 14, 2014, 10:23:48 AM »
1) super red face
2) lots of yelling
3) yelling at refs
4) yelling at his own players
5) sweats
6) lots of technicals
7) cussing a bunch


what am i missing? i mean this league has some real characters like drew and huggins but when you get down to it, self really probably is the least likeable from a verifiable actions standpoint, no?

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Re: is self the meanest/weirdest coach in the big12 now?
« Reply #6 on: February 14, 2014, 10:25:16 AM »
also, i'm disregarding and not even including the fact that i'm 99% sure he has cheated on his wife multiple times because i haven't actually witnessed it first hand and have just heard about it from people i trust.

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Re: is self the meanest/weirdest coach in the big12 now?
« Reply #7 on: February 14, 2014, 10:29:11 AM »
appears violent and out of control

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« Reply #8 on: February 14, 2014, 10:33:04 AM »
appears violent and out of control


i thought about it and this is what sticks out the most. just watch a ku game where the score is close and i promise you that at some point in time he is going to be red faced yelling spitting and someone (another coach or player) will be holding him back or trying to redirect him. i mean, he's the coach and other people are having to worry about him! where else does that happen?

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Re: is self the meanest/weirdest coach in the big12 now?
« Reply #9 on: February 14, 2014, 10:36:01 AM »
1) super red face
2) lots of yelling
3) yelling at refs
4) yelling at his own players
5) sweats
6) lots of technicals
7) cussing a bunch


what am i missing? i mean this league has some real characters like drew and huggins but when you get down to it, self really probably is the least likeable from a verifiable actions standpoint, no?

Your list makes me think Self may have a chemical imbalance or mild mental illness of some sort.  Not even joking here guys. 

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« Reply #10 on: February 14, 2014, 10:37:56 AM »
i mean this is not controlled anger imo.


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Re: is self the meanest/weirdest coach in the big12 now?
« Reply #12 on: February 14, 2014, 10:40:52 AM »
His off-the-court antics worry me the most.  He has players who are top NBA talent and he breaks them down to a point where their draft stock falls so he can selfishly keep them longer.  Pretty scary if you really think about it...
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« Reply #13 on: February 14, 2014, 10:42:12 AM »
is there a site to check how many technicals all the coaches have had over the past five years or so?

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Re: is self the meanest/weirdest coach in the big12 now?
« Reply #14 on: February 14, 2014, 10:43:07 AM »


Poor guy is either going to have a heart attack on the court one day or crap his pants on the court. Let's just hope for our sake that it's not both.

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Re: is self the meanest/weirdest coach in the big12 now?
« Reply #15 on: February 14, 2014, 10:43:23 AM »
He went after that Weatherwax guy in Ames that one time...

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Re: is self the meanest/weirdest coach in the big12 now?
« Reply #16 on: February 14, 2014, 10:44:36 AM »
bill self angry

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Re: is self the meanest/weirdest coach in the big12 now?
« Reply #17 on: February 14, 2014, 10:46:50 AM »
His daughter won't see behind the bench at games because of his behavior. This comes from a super reliable source.

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Re: is self the meanest/weirdest coach in the big12 now?
« Reply #18 on: February 14, 2014, 10:47:48 AM »
bill self angry

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his anger has been well-established in this topic, but the weirdness factor has not been explored.  using your method, daris, I uncovered the following.

bill self weird
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Re: is self the meanest/weirdest coach in the big12 now?
« Reply #19 on: February 14, 2014, 10:52:34 AM »
I think making Joel Embiid play in their Super Bowl when he was admittedly hurt was pretty mean.  the guy had an MRI and the were worried about knee damage but he sent him out there.  Forcing injured players onto the court.  Makes me worried that Joel could suffer a serious injury and damage his professional prospects.

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Re: is self the meanest/weirdest coach in the big12 now?
« Reply #20 on: February 14, 2014, 10:52:43 AM »
he is a monster

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Re: is self the meanest/weirdest coach in the big12 now?
« Reply #21 on: February 14, 2014, 10:53:29 AM »
bill self angry

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frank martin angry
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Not even a fourth of how angry Self gets, science proves it.

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Re: is self the meanest/weirdest coach in the big12 now?
« Reply #22 on: February 14, 2014, 10:55:54 AM »
serious thought:

when osu fires ford and goes after self again, does ku even try and keep him?  they can't, can they?  it's time to clean up their image and letting mr. potty mouth go would be a great thing.

we let our potty mouth coach go, and we've won a conference championship and are fighting for a second.  win/win.

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Re: is self the meanest/weirdest coach in the big12 now?
« Reply #23 on: February 14, 2014, 10:57:06 AM »
Don't goEMAW this thing?  :ROFL: This thread is the quintessential goEMAW thread.  Relevant excerpt, tho:

Self ‘cooler than us’

“Man, toughest decision I ever made in my life. Memphis is still right here,” he said, pointing to his heart. “It was bigger than basketball. Getting away from home, experiencing something different. Having the opportunity to play for a guy like coach Self. How much can I learn? How much better can I get?”

He said he has gotten a great deal better as a basketball player and person.

“I can take back to the city things I’ve learned,” he said. “For one thing, maturity. Being under coach Self, I’ve learned how to be so much more patient with myself, my teammates, and just with people in general, just accepting things around me. Taking it for what it is, figuring it out, assessing it to my life. How is it going to help? What are the negatives about the situation? Then moving on. That’s the way he coaches.”

The polished Self who appears in public doesn’t always have the same delivery in practice, but to hear Black tell it, KU’s 11th-year head coach forever is in control.

“He’s so calm,” Black said. “He’s so cool. I’ve never experienced it before. When I came out here I didn’t expect it. I expected him to be even more rowdy than the coach (Josh Pastner) I previously had. I figured, well, they win, so he has to be jumping on them, going crazy every day.”

Not so in practice or games, Black insisted.

“He’s so cool,” he said. “He’s cooler than us. He’ll tell us, ‘Guys we’re going to be OK. Just run the play the way I told you to and we’re going to be fine.’ I didn’t expect it. I didn’t know. These are things I hadn’t experienced.”
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Re: is self the meanest/weirdest coach in the big12 now?
« Reply #24 on: February 14, 2014, 10:57:38 AM »
i think what you're witnessing is a man whose life is spiraling out of control.  when he came to the big 12, he was a much different person.  he was cordial and seemed very outgoing, a nice person to be around.  now we hear stories of him hanging with co-eds and drinking on mass street.

he wears those years he's spent in lawrence like a putrid rotting fungus.  it's really a sad example of the pressure of high major division 1 athletics and what it can do to a person.  #disgusting #sad


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