Author Topic: phrases at work that bring out the jr high you (Read 5115 times)

slobber · « **Reply #25 on:** February 13, 2014, 03:14:09 PM »

If we are going to save this thread, we must eff US.

slucat · « **Reply #26 on:** February 13, 2014, 03:17:59 PM »

Quote from: hatingfrancis on February 12, 2014, 02:45:13 PM

snatch block

this
also, horse male genitals

for a while i (and co-workers) was known as a geology associate, we'd abbreviate our signature blocks as geo ass.

3gQ@T · « **Reply #27 on:** February 13, 2014, 03:53:22 PM »

Caulk/Caulking. It's even better when bad spelling superintendents have to write it on their two week schedules.

AST · « **Reply #28 on:** February 13, 2014, 03:59:52 PM »

p trap, petcock

Belvis Noland · « **Reply #29 on:** February 13, 2014, 04:04:20 PM »

"get your time sheets in."

Kat Kid · « **Reply #30 on:** February 13, 2014, 04:24:30 PM »

When someone uses PTO, on our time sheets the computer abbreviation is Absence-Special Sheet

A-SS

chum1 · « **Reply #31 on:** February 13, 2014, 07:16:37 PM »

Code for hearing assessment: HERASS

Gooch · « **Reply #32 on:** February 13, 2014, 07:19:07 PM »

Sigcock

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #33 on:** February 14, 2014, 09:22:17 AM »

Every time I type or write the word "analogy" I giggle about half way through.

Also, whenever I drive on 69 highway. People will give directions like "You take 435 west, then 69 south..."

Tobias · « **Reply #34 on:** February 14, 2014, 09:24:49 AM »

i guess maybe stack dumps or something? not very much funny stuff. this crap is serious

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #35 on:** February 14, 2014, 09:26:50 AM »

Quote from: Tobias on February 14, 2014, 09:24:49 AM

i guess maybe stack dumps or something? not very much funny stuff. this crap is serious

"Dumps"

gato montes · « **Reply #36 on:** February 14, 2014, 04:05:48 PM »

Happy VD day.

puniraptor · « **Reply #37 on:** February 14, 2014, 04:27:00 PM »

Analysis/analyze starts with anal and is sometimes abbreviated anal.

Also people sometimes misspell it analize which I am pretty sure is a word exclusive to porn.

Gooch · « **Reply #38 on:** February 14, 2014, 04:30:24 PM »

Quote from: puniraptor on February 14, 2014, 04:27:00 PM

Analysis/analyze starts with anal and is sometimes abbreviated anal.

Also people sometimes misspell it analize which I am pretty sure is a word exclusive to porn.

Nope, I use the term analize on the reg.

<-------- Not in the porn industry.

Brock Landers · « **Reply #39 on:** February 14, 2014, 04:46:30 PM »

Quote from: Gooch on February 14, 2014, 04:30:24 PM

Quote from: puniraptor on February 14, 2014, 04:27:00 PM
Analysis/analyze starts with anal and is sometimes abbreviated anal.

Also people sometimes misspell it analize which I am pretty sure is a word exclusive to porn.
Nope, I use the term analize on the reg.

<-------- Not in the porn industry.

I think the pronunciation of that term matters way more than how it's spelled.

chunkles · « **Reply #40 on:** February 15, 2014, 07:25:24 AM »

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chunkles · « **Reply #41 on:** February 15, 2014, 07:25:56 AM »

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Saulbadguy · « **Reply #42 on:** February 15, 2014, 07:57:02 AM »

Rectified.

schreds21 · « **Reply #43 on:** February 15, 2014, 10:22:02 AM »

cow pussies

schreds21 · « **Reply #44 on:** February 15, 2014, 10:24:27 AM »

Also equating material to porn names.
Nelson Stud
Brick Ledge
etc.

slobber · « **Reply #45 on:** February 15, 2014, 10:57:07 AM »

Hackberry nipplegall maker (nipple...LOL!)
Spruce needleminer (NIEDERMEYER!)
Mormon cricket (Because 'Mormon'!)

Mrs. Gooch · « **Reply #46 on:** February 20, 2014, 09:59:07 AM »

Every time I hear the word ambiguous, I think of these guys...

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Brock Landers · « **Reply #47 on:** February 20, 2014, 10:47:07 AM »

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