Author Topic: HOW ROCK HARD IS YOUR MAN/WOMANHOOD? (Read 1955 times)

J · « **on:** February 10, 2014, 11:46:51 PM »

MY DICK IS THE SIZE OF 50 MOUNTAINS.

SkinnyBenny · « **Reply #1 on:** February 10, 2014, 11:48:31 PM »

forever flaccid until we play a real team like wichita state

puniraptor · « **Reply #2 on:** February 10, 2014, 11:48:48 PM »

Moister and hotter than 400 undersea volcanoes

bones129 · « **Reply #3 on:** February 10, 2014, 11:48:57 PM »

Did not vote. No choice matched the hardness of what I have.

EMAWzified · « **Reply #4 on:** February 10, 2014, 11:49:21 PM »

Don't really equate sex to ballgames. Mainly, I'm doing work I should have done earlier with Sports Center running in a continual loop. May go on all night.

MadCat · « **Reply #5 on:** February 10, 2014, 11:50:00 PM »

Liquid diamond

Skipper44 · « **Reply #6 on:** February 10, 2014, 11:50:49 PM »

Only choose Dragonbone because Unobtanium wasn't available

Bloodfart · « **Reply #7 on:** February 10, 2014, 11:54:04 PM »

I've been doing the big balls dance non stop in honor of Will.

yoman · « **Reply #8 on:** February 10, 2014, 11:55:56 PM »

Is platinum coated dragonbone an option?

BackPayne · « **Reply #9 on:** February 10, 2014, 11:58:15 PM »

Pretty hard. I am typing this message with my man hood.

Skipper44 · « **Reply #10 on:** February 10, 2014, 11:59:17 PM »

Quote from: BackPayne on February 10, 2014, 11:58:15 PM

Pretty hard. I am typing this message with my man hood.

Swype is great

SeanSnyder4Prez · « **Reply #11 on:** February 11, 2014, 02:11:56 AM »

i think my nipples are hard enough to stop a chariot right now

ksupamplemousse · « **Reply #12 on:** February 11, 2014, 02:22:21 AM »

Quote from: J on February 10, 2014, 11:46:51 PM

MY DICK IS THE SIZE OF 50 MOUNTAINS.

I read this like two and a half hours ago...I'm still laughing. Never change, J.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #13 on:** February 11, 2014, 02:56:39 AM »

i high fived JO 4 times, nino twice, omari once, tay once

Johnny Thunderbone · « **Reply #14 on:** February 11, 2014, 03:22:34 AM »

So many great posts in such a young thread. Good work, gE.

Side note, I high fived nearly the entire team tonight as they went into Jimmy John's, 'Tay included (who was looking extra adorable tonight). Used my hand and not my erect penis, as they were shortly to eat their victory Pepes, Gargantuans, and Turkey Toms, and we all know the gray area there with the whole touching dicks and eating food thing.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #15 on:** February 11, 2014, 03:24:49 AM »

Quote from: Johnny Thunderbone on February 11, 2014, 03:22:34 AM

So many great posts in such a young thread. Good work, gE.

Side note, I high fived nearly the entire team tonight as they went into Jimmy John's, 'Tay included (who was looking extra adorable tonight). Used my hand and not my erect penis, as they were shortly to eat their victory Pepes, Gargantuans, and Turkey Toms, and we all know the gray area there with the whole touching dicks and eating food thing.

OMG J-TBONE, WE WERE PROBABLY WITHIN MERE FEET OF EACH OTHER

That_Guy · « **Reply #16 on:** February 11, 2014, 03:51:28 AM »

Fully Torqued

SdK · « **Reply #17 on:** February 11, 2014, 03:52:49 AM »

Everyday I'm glad that I fell in love with Skyrim. I wouldn't have answered this thread had I not.

That_Guy · « **Reply #18 on:** February 11, 2014, 04:04:38 AM »

Quote from: Johnny Thunderbone on February 11, 2014, 03:22:34 AM

So many great posts in such a young thread. Good work, gE.

Side note, I high fived nearly the entire team tonight as they went into Jimmy John's, 'Tay included (who was looking extra adorable tonight). Used my hand and not my erect penis, as they were shortly to eat their victory Pepes, Gargantuans, and Turkey Toms, and we all know the gray area there with the whole touching dicks and eating food thing.

On a side note, as an employee of Olive Garden (OG), our EMAW elites love that place btw. BBall team mostly I've noticed. They order carry out quite often. At least once a week.
Guessing mostly for all the carbs.

Unruly · « **Reply #19 on:** February 11, 2014, 07:54:08 AM »

God, I still woke up turgid. You better believe I'm not calling a doctor for this purple wood.

slobber · « **Reply #20 on:** February 11, 2014, 07:57:44 AM »

Quote from: seven on February 11, 2014, 02:56:39 AM

i high fived JO 4 times, nino twice, omari once, tay once

Didn't all of the boners get in the way?

GoodForAnother · « **Reply #21 on:** February 11, 2014, 07:58:10 AM »

if it lasts longer than four hours, just keep partying

slobber · « **Reply #22 on:** February 11, 2014, 08:02:36 AM »

Quote from: GoodForAnother on February 11, 2014, 07:58:10 AM

if it lasts longer than four hours, just keep partying

Good lord, maneuvering on campus is going to be next to impossible today. This problem/occurence is acceptable in bars to a large degree, but in campus, during the daytime?

I_have_purplewood · « **Reply #23 on:** February 11, 2014, 08:05:47 AM »

good thread.

0.42 · « **Reply #24 on:** February 11, 2014, 11:58:18 AM »

i used to be an adventurer like you. then i took a dragonboner in the knee.

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