Bachelor Party Stories

[FunruhCat76]

Bros...I'm getting married in about a month and am heading out tomorrow with 10 buddies for a bachelor party in nearby Lake Charles, LA.  I'm pretty fired up.  Gonna gamble at Lauberge, play some golf and stir up trouble.  It's gonna be a crap show

Made me think that some of yall might have some pretty legit stories from your Stags.  Any advice?

[powercatmiller]

Sent a guy to the ER after he tried to jump on someones back and missed and landed on his head in the Club Orleans parking lot.

[lopakman]

Bros...I'm getting married in about a month and am heading out tomorrow with 10 buddies for a bachelor party in nearby Lake Charles, LA.  I'm pretty fired up.  Gonna gamble at Lauberge, play some golf and stir up trouble.  It's gonna be a crap show

Made me think that some of yall might have some pretty legit stories from your Stags.  Any advice?

If your looking for advice on how to be a better message boarder use the search function before starting a new thread. 
If your looking for advice on bachelor parties, go read the bachelor party thread http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=26480.0

Grats tho

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

congrats on getting married, Funruhcat76! shes a lucky lady!

[steve dave]

Ate at some really great places in Chicago for sdbro bach. last summer. Then drank craft beer until about 10PM.

[Bloodfart]

I've been witness to many bachelor parties.  This one time my bro knocked out the bodyguard because the strippers were doing blow on grandma's bathroom vanity.  Visions of WWF style combination moves being performed with whip cream and baby oil everywhere.   

[Pete]

I've been witness to many bachelor parties.  This one time my bro knocked out the bodyguard because the strippers were doing blow on grandma's bathroom vanity.  Visions of WWF style combination moves being performed with whip cream and baby oil everywhere.   

Why would anyone object to strippers doing blow on their grandma's bathroom vanity, or anywhere else for that matter? 

[Bloodfart]

I've been witness to many bachelor parties.  This one time my bro knocked out the bodyguard because the strippers were doing blow on grandma's bathroom vanity.  Visions of WWF style combination moves being performed with whip cream and baby oil everywhere.   

Why would anyone object to strippers doing blow on their grandma's bathroom vanity, or anywhere else for that matter?

The thirty or forty WPD oficers in attendence my have objected to it.   

[Dugout DickStone]

I've been witness to many bachelor parties.  This one time my bro knocked out the bodyguard because the strippers were doing blow on grandma's bathroom vanity.  Visions of WWF style combination moves being performed with whip cream and baby oil everywhere.   

Why would anyone object to strippers doing blow on their grandma's bathroom vanity, or anywhere else for that matter?

The thirty or forty WPD oficers in attendence my have objected to it.   

But they were cool with illegal strippers and assault.  weird line

[Bloodfart]

I've been witness to many bachelor parties.  This one time my bro knocked out the bodyguard because the strippers were doing blow on grandma's bathroom vanity.  Visions of WWF style combination moves being performed with whip cream and baby oil everywhere.   

Why would anyone object to strippers doing blow on their grandma's bathroom vanity, or anywhere else for that matter?

The thirty or forty WPD oficers in attendence my have objected to it.   

But they were cool with illegal strippers and assault.  weird line

I don't make the rules. 

['taterblast]

[Bloodfart]

[420seriouscat69]

One time I was at the same bachelor party as Lazlo and Slimfast from 96.5 the buzz. It was pretty disturbing. Dildo show's, Dildo shows with anus themed shows, and the real dirt of the dirt from KCMO. 

[Tobias]

One time I was at the same bachelor party as Lazlo and Slimfast from 96.5 the buzz. It was pretty disturbing. Dildo show's, Dildo shows with anus themed shows, and the real dirt of the dirt from KCMO. 

like the end of requiem for a dream but with even more nasty?

[Emo EMAW]

One time I was at the same bachelor party as Lazlo and Slimfast from 96.5 the buzz. It was pretty disturbing. Dildo show's, Dildo shows with anus themed shows, and the real dirt of the dirt from KCMO. 

Is that the one where Slimfast's dad or maybe his FIL had too much fun?

[420seriouscat69]

One time I was at the same bachelor party as Lazlo and Slimfast from 96.5 the buzz. It was pretty disturbing. Dildo show's, Dildo shows with anus themed shows, and the real dirt of the dirt from KCMO. 

like the end of requiem for a dream but with even more nasty?

Yup

[420seriouscat69]

One time I was at the same bachelor party as Lazlo and Slimfast from 96.5 the buzz. It was pretty disturbing. Dildo show's, Dildo shows with anus themed shows, and the real dirt of the dirt from KCMO. 

Is that the one where Slimfast's dad or maybe his FIL had too much fun?

Possibly. I was a rookie in the radio industry at the time. I was not ready for that crap show. 

[8manpick]

One friend's BP we took an RV to the Kentucky Derby with some buds. The only things we ingested were alcohol, pharmaceuticals, hot dogs, and omelettes made from powdered eggs.  One weekend almost certainly took years off my life.

[mocat]

One time I was at the same bachelor party as Lazlo and Slimfast from 96.5 the buzz. It was pretty disturbing. Dildo show's, Dildo shows with anus themed shows, and the real dirt of the dirt from KCMO. 

Is that the one where Slimfast's dad or maybe his FIL had too much fun?

Possibly. I was a rookie in the radio industry at the time. I was not ready for that crap show. 

 

[Tobias]

would BP with:




would not BP with:

[everyone shut up]

Just make sure you don't invite children to your wedding

[AST]

  at my brothers bachelor party, we went to that club in a cornfield by lawerence.  lots of shenanigans.  i was actually sober and dd due to the night before but the whole evening got ramped up quickly.

some skank started dancing on Big Dave (from the funeral thread) and he didn't ask her to and wouldn't pay her.  anyways a broohaha commences and spills into the parking lot.  as the cops were pulling up minutes later, someone was pulling a shotgun out of his trunk (not with our party) and Big Dave shatters another guys from our party's nose as the guy he was holding ducked just as Big Dave was attempting to smash his face with his bear-like fist.

i don't know how none of us got arrested but i will never forget cornhusks flying, red lights flashing and some skank running out of the club in her birthday suit screaming "give me my money"

['taterblast]

lawrencetucky indeed

[pissclams]

this is a long one so bear with me....

the groom:  clams little bro
the date:  married on valentines day (dumb) bachelor party on NYE
the location:  vegas via nyc

this was a two day event that occurred on december 30th and 31st, 1997.

we told clams bro that our bachelor party for him was 12/30 and we all head to westport, there's 6 of his friends, me and my older bro, and clams little bro aka the groom.  we proceed to get him very drunk in westport - blackout phase 8 type crap.  clams older bro doesn't drink and so we had him drive us to KCI and we put the groom on to a plane headed for laguardia.  we first took his credit cards and money.  only thing he had in his wallet was ID.  we hopped on the plane headed to vegas.  he woke up in NYC mad and hated us but we told him he left westport with some girl and we didn't know what happened to him.  his ticket to vegas was waiting for him at the ticket counter.  so he flew to Vegas and got there the next morning, we had been there since 11 pm the previous night doing vegas balls-2-da-wall crap.  this is when the fun starts and he realizes his real bachelor party is starting now...

more to come.

[meow meow]

this is a long one so bear with me....

the groom:  clams little bro
the date:  married on valentines day (dumb) bachelor party on NYE
the location:  vegas via nyc

this was a two day event that occurred on december 30th and 31st, 1997.

we told clams bro that our bachelor party for him was 12/30 and we all head to westport, there's 6 of his friends, me and my older bro, and clams little bro aka the groom.  we proceed to get him very drunk in westport - blackout phase 8 type crap.  clams older bro doesn't drink and so we had him drive us to KCI and we put the groom on to a plane headed for laguardia.  we first took his credit cards and money.  only thing he had in his wallet was ID.  we hopped on the plane headed to vegas.  he woke up in NYC mad and hated us but we told him he left westport with some girl and we didn't know what happened to him.  his ticket to vegas was waiting for him at the ticket counter.  so he flew to Vegas and got there the next morning, we had been there since 11 pm the previous night doing vegas balls-2-da-wall crap.  this is when the fun starts and he realizes his real bachelor party is starting now...

more to come.