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Re: Schlitterbahn
« Reply #50 on: May 15, 2014, 02:30:09 PM »
Man, if you make it to the bottom you end up in a tropical paradise, but the trip that it takes to get there.  :sdeek:

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Re: Schlitterbahn
« Reply #51 on: May 15, 2014, 04:25:48 PM »
BTW, The slide will have a net around it and the 4 person raft will have seatbelts. Snooze city.  :zzz:

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Re: Schlitterbahn
« Reply #52 on: May 15, 2014, 04:46:42 PM »
http://www.kake.com/home/headlines/Opening-of-worlds-tallest-water-slide-pushed-back-259385051.html?llsms=840021&c=y

Umm "more testing" is an interesting way to word what's going on. What until you see a picture taken after June 5th and compare it to what mocat just posted.

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Re: Schlitterbahn
« Reply #53 on: May 15, 2014, 06:26:05 PM »
i heard same height, they're just fixing that bump thing


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Re: Schlitterbahn
« Reply #54 on: May 15, 2014, 06:31:13 PM »
What they need to do is keep the bump thing and put a zip line up that goes across it and when you take flight, you either snag the zip line down or fly into a huge swimming pool

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Re: Schlitterbahn
« Reply #55 on: May 15, 2014, 06:42:50 PM »
http://www.kake.com/home/headlines/Opening-of-worlds-tallest-water-slide-pushed-back-259385051.html?llsms=840021&c=y

Umm "more testing" is an interesting way to word what's going on. What until you see a picture taken after June 5th and compare it to what mocat just posted.

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Re: Schlitterbahn
« Reply #56 on: May 16, 2014, 11:39:43 AM »
So I heard this thing is in pieces right now?

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Re: Schlitterbahn
« Reply #57 on: May 16, 2014, 11:42:06 AM »
If they have a net around it, that means they're not confident with it.  :buh-bye:

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Re: Schlitterbahn
« Reply #58 on: May 16, 2014, 01:57:11 PM »
So I heard this thing is in pieces right now?

Thats probably why the tests are failing   :dunno:

Put it all the way together guys, then run the crash test dummies.  Sheesh.

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Re: Schlitterbahn
« Reply #59 on: May 16, 2014, 02:19:23 PM »
If they have a net around it, that means they're not confident with it.  :buh-bye:

Not really, there are many smaller slides with nets. Typically water coasters.

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Re: Schlitterbahn
« Reply #60 on: May 16, 2014, 02:30:58 PM »
This is the tallest water slide in the whole world, we don't need some sissy net holding us in

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Re: Schlitterbahn
« Reply #61 on: May 16, 2014, 02:39:20 PM »
This is the tallest water slide in the whole world, we don't need some sissy net holding us in
Yeah. Pretty lame. I think the first person who tries it should do it w/ out any water too. I think that would really weigh how badass it really is.
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Re: Schlitterbahn
« Reply #62 on: May 16, 2014, 02:47:57 PM »
This is the tallest water slide in the whole world, we don't need some sissy net holding us in
Yeah. Pretty lame. I think the first person who tries it should do it w/ out any water too. I think that would really wigh how badass it really is.

I don't even know what word you were going for here.

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Re: Schlitterbahn
« Reply #63 on: May 16, 2014, 02:53:24 PM »
Fixed it. :)


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Re: Schlitterbahn
« Reply #66 on: May 23, 2014, 10:52:43 AM »
That whole Park seems half assed city. Could they clean up the trash parts on the perimeter at least?

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Re: Schlitterbahn
« Reply #67 on: May 23, 2014, 11:18:23 AM »
That whole Park seems half assed city. Could they clean up the trash parts on the perimeter at least?

You know it's in Wyandotte Co, right?

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Re: Schlitterbahn
« Reply #68 on: May 23, 2014, 11:29:06 AM »
That whole Park seems half assed city. Could they clean up the trash parts on the perimeter at least?

You know it's in Wyandotte Co, right?

Well, yeah...but as you're looking east leaving the Legends, the foreground is this awful overgrown field. Then you see a few random slides in the sky and it looks sort of chernobyl-y. It doesn't make me want to go over there.
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Re: Schlitterbahn
« Reply #69 on: May 23, 2014, 12:10:57 PM »
That whole Park seems half assed city. Could they clean up the trash parts on the perimeter at least?

You know it's in Wyandotte Co, right?

Sad part is that's the "nice"  part of kck they are actually paying attention to.

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Re: Schlitterbahn
« Reply #70 on: May 23, 2014, 12:32:16 PM »
This is why they will need a height/weight minimum, those little kids will be too light and even a breeze will move them.  This is a ride for real men.

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Re: Schlitterbahn
« Reply #71 on: May 23, 2014, 12:53:28 PM »
This is why they will need a height/weight minimum, those little kids will be too light and even a breeze will move them.  This is a ride for real men.

LOL at worrying about white mid-westerners being too light weight for a ride.

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« Reply #72 on: May 23, 2014, 12:55:30 PM »
This is why they will need a height/weight minimum, those little kids will be too light and even a breeze will move them.  This is a ride for real men.

LOL at worrying about white mid-westerners being too light weight for a ride.

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Re: Schlitterbahn
« Reply #73 on: May 23, 2014, 01:52:54 PM »
BTW, The slide will have a net around it and the 4 person raft will have seatbelts. Snooze city.  :zzz:

If this is the case, I've lost just about all interest in riding.   :angry:
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Re: Schlitterbahn
« Reply #74 on: May 23, 2014, 01:54:47 PM »
BTW, The slide will have a net around it and the 4 person raft will have seatbelts. Snooze city.  :zzz:

If this is the case, I've lost just about all interest in riding.   :angry:
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