JUSTIN! NO!

[420seriouscat69]

Do most ppl go to jail on DUI's? I didn't. 

"Well I'm just gonna write you a ticket and send you on your way!"

No.  Most people absolutely get booked.

They had my friends pick me up. It was at a check point.

Oh Fanman... bless your heart.  I am guessing you didn't get a DUI.   

 

Well, I almost didn't. The cop apprecaited my cooperation and honesty through the process and he told me he wouldn't show up for the court date. Which he didn't and I got to keep my license. 

Where did this take place?

Are you going to try and get a cop in trouble?This was like 7 years ago. I was coming back from the plaza on Shawnee mission pkwy on the KS side. They made us turn into a church for the check point. That was pretty embarrassing.

[Trim]

I don't have the patience for this, nevermind.

[420seriouscat69]

It was mission, trim.

[Trim]

Nah.

[420seriouscat69]

OK.

[EllRobersonisInnocent]

 

[OK_Cat]

fanman either gets a dui (but not arrested!) or his blows tires.  that's just how he rolls.

[Dugout DickStone]

yeah i don't know what you guys are seeing in that mugshot, but that's not a genuine smile.  he's hiding some sadness or embarrassment or something behind those eyes.

It's fear Dlew.  He is hiding his fear

[Fedor]

[Bloodfart]

[star seed 7]

 

[Mr Bread]

Biebs is prettier than Miley by a lot. 

[michigancat]

Biebs is prettier than Miley by a lot. 

that joke was below you, bread.

[Mr Bread]

Biebs is prettier than Miley by a lot. 

that joke was below you, bread.

I wasn't joking.  That was the first thing that popped into my head when I saw that.  It's what my subconscious mind believes to be true.  I think it's his symmetry. 

[EllRobersonisInnocent]

Biebs is prettier than Miley by a lot. 

that joke was below you, bread.

I wasn't joking.  That was the first thing that popped into my head when I saw that.  It's what my subconscious mind believes to be true.  I think it's his symmetry.

Well, you're also a rough ridin' idiot.

[OK_Cat]

I want Miley and Justin to get together. Power couple 2014.

[Mr Bread]

Maybe also that everytime I see Miley I find her less attractive than the last time I saw her.  Everytime.  This may have nothing or everything to do with her looks, but I can't be sure I can trust myself to make that determination.

[slucat]

Biebs is prettier than Miley by a lot. 

that joke was below you, bread.

I wasn't joking.  That was the first thing that popped into my head when I saw that.  It's what my subconscious mind believes to be true.  I think it's his symmetry.

It appears as though their symmetry is equivalent.
But she is gross and really so is he.

[Mr Bread]

Biebs is prettier than Miley by a lot. 

that joke was below you, bread.

I wasn't joking.  That was the first thing that popped into my head when I saw that.  It's what my subconscious mind believes to be true.  I think it's his symmetry.

Well, you're also a rough ridin' idiot.

It's not my fault she has some weird inverted triangle face and gross troll ears.  Plus that pure fuckface smile she sports when she's not sticking out her cow tongue.  None of that works for anybody including her. 

[Mr Bread]

Biebs is prettier than Miley by a lot. 

that joke was below you, bread.

I wasn't joking.  That was the first thing that popped into my head when I saw that.  It's what my subconscious mind believes to be true.  I think it's his symmetry.

It appears as though their symmetry is equivalent.
But she is gross and really so is he.

Yeah, you're right.  Her sides match up pretty much, but she has a bad face shape overall (which threw me) and terrible ears and a stupid dick smile.  Biebs' face is significantly less wonky in its shape.  Like hers causes an anxiety in the looker and his is a bit more soothing to look upon.  Peaceful.  Less gross. 

[lopakman]

Biebs is prettier than Miley by a lot. 

that joke was below you, bread.

I wasn't joking.  That was the first thing that popped into my head when I saw that.  It's what my subconscious mind believes to be true.  I think it's his symmetry.

Well, you're also a rough ridin' idiot.

It's not my fault she has some weird inverted triangle face and gross troll ears.  Plus that pure fuckface smile she sports when she's not sticking out her cow giraffe tongue.  None of that works for anybody including her.

fyp

[yoga-like_abana]

was lifting for biebs today, max reps..
All I heard was y-l_a change it, what are we listening to.. blah blah blah..
shut your mouth and know your role jabronis

[bubbles4ksu]

Biebs is prettier than Miley by a lot. 

that joke was below you, bread.

[Rage Against the McKee]

If he gets deported, does that mean he can never come back?

[The Big Train]

eff bieber, get off Miley's ass tho you guys