Author Topic: Collegefession (Read 2302 times)

Trogdor · « **on:** January 22, 2014, 02:56:09 PM »

Not sure how many of you guys have seen this. This twitter account is where people admit things they've done while at their school. Ill let you guys mull over these and judge these individuals/universities yourselves. Probably luked, dont care.

https://twitter.com/collegefession

TownieCat · « **Reply #1 on:** January 22, 2014, 03:15:49 PM »

Sweet jeebus. This is a family site so I won't repost the first one I saw from a KU student. It definitely fit the stereotype tho.

KITNfury · « **Reply #2 on:** January 22, 2014, 03:20:28 PM »

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Nutted in my roommates sock and watched him put it back on. The look on his face #priceless" - Flordia state

Times like these remind me that my sense of humor is pretty immature.

michigancat · « **Reply #3 on:** January 22, 2014, 03:30:16 PM »

Do people type "Jeebus" because they don't want to take the lord's name in vain, or is it a reference to a movie or something.

EllRobersonisInnocent · « **Reply #4 on:** January 22, 2014, 03:33:51 PM »

Quote from: michigancat on January 22, 2014, 03:30:16 PM

Do people type "Jeebus" because they don't want to take the lord's name in vain, or is it a reference to a movie or something.

I think people say it because they believe if they say the word "jesus" as a reaction to something they might not get into heaven. Not 100% sure though.

Winters · « **Reply #5 on:** January 22, 2014, 03:35:31 PM »

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"Took shots till I thought I was bear grylls. Lit a fire on the sidewalk to stay warm. Woke up in the police station." - Kansas state 'cats U

TownieCat · « **Reply #6 on:** January 22, 2014, 03:37:53 PM »

Quote from: EllRobersonisInnocent on January 22, 2014, 03:33:51 PM

Quote from: michigancat on January 22, 2014, 03:30:16 PM
Do people type "Jeebus" because they don't want to take the lord's name in vain, or is it a reference to a movie or something.

I think people say it because they believe if they say the word "jesus" as a reaction to something they might not get into heaven. Not 100% sure though.

A little of both, but this isn't the thread for that...

RickRampus · « **Reply #7 on:** January 22, 2014, 03:41:20 PM »

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"I hate couches"-WVU

Unruly · « **Reply #8 on:** January 22, 2014, 03:47:52 PM »

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"During our camping date party, someone crap in my tent. So I had to eff the girl I swooped on a tree. " - Kansas State University

Ghost of Stan Parrish · « **Reply #9 on:** January 22, 2014, 04:00:42 PM »

Those aren't "confessions," those are "brags." Easily confused, I'm sure.

mocat · « **Reply #10 on:** January 22, 2014, 04:05:50 PM »

Quote from: Unruly on January 22, 2014, 03:47:52 PM

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"During our camping date party, someone crap in my tent. So I had to eff the girl I swooped on a tree. " - Kansas State University

holy crap, probably someone who posts here. certainly someone who knows someone who posts here

michigancat · « **Reply #11 on:** January 22, 2014, 04:07:35 PM »

Holy crap

kitten_mittons · « **Reply #12 on:** January 22, 2014, 04:10:40 PM »

Quote from: Ghost of Stan Parrish on January 22, 2014, 04:00:42 PM

Those aren't "confessions," those are "brags." Easily confused, I'm sure.

Yes, should read, "I let some random bro eff me on a tree because someone crap in his tent." - Go Cats!

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #13 on:** January 22, 2014, 05:30:39 PM »

"One time I stole a girls fridge magnets... I swallowed them as a dare at a party." - Baylor

Headinjun · « **Reply #14 on:** January 22, 2014, 05:39:31 PM »

Are we fessing yet?

star seed 7 · « **Reply #15 on:** January 22, 2014, 06:30:27 PM »

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“Showed up to a frat party, mumped a members girlfriend in his room, walked out. I’m in high school.”

i spotted winters'

Trogdor · « **Reply #16 on:** January 22, 2014, 08:19:25 PM »

Quote from: Headinjun on January 22, 2014, 05:39:31 PM

Are we fessing yet?

One time I shat in a urinal at the union

Bloodfart · « **Reply #17 on:** January 22, 2014, 08:29:18 PM »

star seed 7 · « **Reply #18 on:** January 22, 2014, 10:51:57 PM »

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"I got lost in a cornfield for 2 days.. survived off corn, it was tight" - Highland C.C.

Trogdor · « **Reply #19 on:** January 26, 2014, 11:59:32 AM »

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"I once housed 3 cows in my dorm room for fun." -Kansas State

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #20 on:** January 26, 2014, 12:26:13 PM »

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i once got super excited about lady track" - Kansas U jayhawks

Trim · « **Reply #21 on:** January 26, 2014, 12:28:33 PM »

Quote from: Trogdor on January 26, 2014, 11:59:32 AM

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"I once housed 3 cows in my dorm room for fun." -Kansas State

TITLETOWN

cDubya · « **Reply #22 on:** January 26, 2014, 01:59:21 PM »

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"I've had sex in front of cows, and in a corn field. Only because we don't have trees in Kansas." - Kansas State University

0.42 · « **Reply #23 on:** January 26, 2014, 02:22:54 PM »

pfffffffffff

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"Learned how they got the flavor of sour warheads by throwing up straight vodka outside Chili's with my bro" - Univ of Texas San Antonio

0.42 · « **Reply #24 on:** January 26, 2014, 02:31:05 PM »

"My vagina smells like pasta." - Kansas State University

"Feature me and I'll masturbate on a frat's doorstep" - K-State

"My Gf asked me to eff her with an icicle to get a cold orgasm. Needless to say I didn't hesitate. " - Iowa State University

"I beat off... A lot." - University of Kansas

"Tripped shrooms w/ my pledge bros & was convinced that I was just a bunch of peanut butter stuck in a jar. It got weird fast." -U of Kansas

"I like to get trashed and disrespect women. Just kidding that crap is never cool. #butseriously." - University of Nebraska Lincoln

"I passed out on the floor at a party and I woke up to 3 naked guys and a stuffed turtle in a bed. Faggies,I'm leaving this place" -TexasA&M

"Had her bent over, eatin her pussy from the back. She farted, it went up my nose. Wasn't about stop, that pussy was too good!" - Mizzou