Bill
I could sit here and tell you what a
great year we're gonna have, but the
facts are we lost the two best players
we had to the NFL. We haven't
won anything in about 7 years. Obviously it's time to make
some changes. What do ya think?
Monster Recruiter Dana Dimel
I never heard of half these guys.
And the ones I do know are way past
their prime.
Dimel
Most of these guys never had a prime.
Cosh
(pointing to the sheet)
This guy here is dead.
Bill
Cross him off then.
Cosh
(under his breath)
Let's not be hasty.
DONOVAN
Well, it's not the best material
I've ever had to work with, but I'll
do my best to see we move up a notch
this year.
@ Bobs Diner
Three men in Kansas State Combo hoodies sit at the
counter. BOBBY JAMES, 22-year-old grad student, VIC BOLITO,
30-year-old telephone worker, and JOHNNY WYNN, 45-year-old
house painter. THELMA GORDON, 65-year-old waitress, delivers
their breakfast.
THELMA
Spring game is April 22nd.
How do you think the Wildcats will do
this year?
VIC
They don't look too good.
The other two shake their heads in contemplation of this
sorry fact.
INT. MEN'S CLUB - DAY
A 45-year-old BUSINESS EXECUTIVE is talking to a fellow club
member over lunch.
BUSINESS EXECUTIVE
They don't look particularly good,
do they?
EXT. Kansas Farmers - DAY
Two Kansas Farmers are talking while they bail hay.
Farmers
I'll tell ya. They don't look very
fuckin' good.
EXT. LHC Bill Snyder Family Stadium - DAY
Down on the field, two mexican grounds keepers speak Spanish as
they work on painting lines on the field.
GROUNDSKEEPER
(in subtitles)
They're shitty.
@ Bobs Diner
THELMA
You see the new roster for the Wildcats?
BOBBY
I never heard of most of 'em.
INT. EXECUTIVE LIMOUSINE - DAY
The Business Executive is talking to the limo driver as he
reads the sports section.
BUSINESS EXECUTIVE
I don't know the majority of these
names.
EXT. Kansas Farmers
The two farmers, looking at a paper.
Farmers
Who are these fuckin' guys?
EXT. LHC Bill Snyder Family Stadium - DAY
The two Mexican Groundskeepers.
GROUNDSKEEPER
(in subtitles)
They're shitty.