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Re: Chest Hair
« Reply #50 on: January 14, 2014, 04:43:14 PM »
what does the percent mean? percent of their bodies covered in fur?

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Re: Chest Hair
« Reply #51 on: January 14, 2014, 04:43:48 PM »


lol Swedes are not that hairy

Aren't Swedes basically just vikings? Seems like they would be hairy.
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Re: Chest Hair
« Reply #52 on: January 14, 2014, 04:44:59 PM »
What number are you if you're not very hairy waist up but waste down you are basically a wookie? That's what number i am.

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Re: Chest Hair
« Reply #53 on: January 14, 2014, 04:45:34 PM »
I'm definitely a 1. Also, I cut my nipple the other day shaving that area.  :curse:

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Re: Chest Hair
« Reply #54 on: January 14, 2014, 04:45:55 PM »
What number are you if you're not very hairy waist up but waste down you are basically a wookie? That's what number i am.

I think the number you are looking for is centaur.
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Re: Chest Hair
« Reply #55 on: January 14, 2014, 04:47:12 PM »
Björn Borg is a Swede and he is a gross no hair.  Total stud with clothes on however. 
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Re: Chest Hair
« Reply #56 on: January 14, 2014, 04:48:35 PM »


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Re: Chest Hair
« Reply #57 on: January 14, 2014, 04:51:26 PM »
Pan.  Gooch is Pan. 
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Re: Chest Hair
« Reply #58 on: January 14, 2014, 04:53:35 PM »
Be forewarned that if you Google image search that (Pan god) you'll get a sizeable portion of pics with dongs in them.  Some erect.  So like maybe don't. 
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Re: Chest Hair
« Reply #59 on: January 14, 2014, 04:55:31 PM »


Artist's rendering of Gooch
Shorter hair and bigger biceps. Chest and abs are spot on tho.

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Re: Chest Hair
« Reply #60 on: January 14, 2014, 05:04:26 PM »

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Re: Chest Hair
« Reply #61 on: January 14, 2014, 05:16:00 PM »
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Re: Chest Hair
« Reply #62 on: January 14, 2014, 05:47:30 PM »
put me in the centaur category, but like 1 better than gooch because, chest hair.

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Re: Chest Hair
« Reply #63 on: January 14, 2014, 07:30:31 PM »
I'm a three too..and I shave that embarrassing crap

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If I was a three, I would comb my beautiful chest hair and make sure I cleaned it with the finest shampoo, and before going to bed I would sing it songs. You clearly don't appreciate what you have.
i should clarify, my hair fill in isnt even as close as to the manly ones from the pic in the OP ..so its just hair, nothing special.

Actually im forever scarred when my friend called me out on my summer "sweater" one time when we were about to go tubing down the river. It was just a circle of noticeable hair on my chest.
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Re: Chest Hair
« Reply #64 on: January 14, 2014, 07:45:16 PM »
Oh man you guys I am firmly on #TeamChestHair. Wish I were a 4 but probably somewhere in between 2 and 3.
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Re: Chest Hair
« Reply #65 on: January 14, 2014, 07:49:46 PM »
I'm probably just pushing a 3, but i've got a band where its a little thicker right one the collarbone, so when i'm rocking that work shirt 2 buttons low (err'day) and letting it all hang out, i probably look like a 4.   :gocho:

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Re: Chest Hair
« Reply #66 on: January 14, 2014, 10:52:37 PM »
i'm a 4 and i v-neck the crap out of it everywhere i go.
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Re: Chest Hair
« Reply #67 on: January 14, 2014, 11:10:41 PM »
i'm a 2.  used to be a 1 and would shave it off cause my gf liked that.  when i stopped doing that it came back as a 2.

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Re: Chest Hair
« Reply #68 on: January 14, 2014, 11:13:59 PM »
I just got busted looking at a f(cking chest hair Wiki by my boss.  Told him it was a medical issue.   :facepalm:

Take it to the brag about some stud thing thread.
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Re: Chest Hair
« Reply #69 on: January 14, 2014, 11:15:37 PM »
I'm definitely a 1. Also, I cut my nipple the other day shaving that area.  :curse:

Electric razor or straight blade?

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Re: Chest Hair
« Reply #70 on: January 15, 2014, 04:34:14 AM »
3.  You dorks talking bad about chest hair look absurd.

"I could totally grow chest hair if I wanted to, but, I just don't want to, okay???"

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Re: Chest Hair
« Reply #71 on: January 15, 2014, 05:42:39 AM »
I mean,












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Re: Chest Hair
« Reply #72 on: January 15, 2014, 08:35:10 AM »
Tough to tell where his mustache ends and where the chest hair begins.

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Re: Chest Hair
« Reply #73 on: January 15, 2014, 09:38:40 AM »
If you shave it, you're a bit of a dandy in my opinion

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Re: Chest Hair
« Reply #74 on: January 15, 2014, 09:40:22 AM »
I'm probably like a 2.5, but the stomach hair comes in full and the chest hair is really spotty except a lot around the nipples, kind of gross looking. If you can pull off the chest/stomach hair more power to you, but having long hairs sticking out of your dress shirt is gross :yuck:
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