Author Topic: Chest Hair (Read 9642 times)

ksupamplemousse · « **on:** January 14, 2014, 02:18:36 PM »

So, I wiki'd chest hair today to try and find out why I have 25 hairs on one side of my chest and no chest hairs on the other side. Wikipedia wasn't very helpful, but I did find out that there are four major patterns for chest hair in males. Which one are you? Does your wife think it's gross? Do you keep some buttons unbuttoned to let it flow? Are people with no chest hair embarrassed, or do you consider it one less thing to hassle with? Let's have a conversation, guys.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chest_hair

Tobias · « **Reply #1 on:** January 14, 2014, 02:22:15 PM »

i have the pattern where it's like 9 individual hairs on the nipples and nothing else

Tobias · « **Reply #2 on:** January 14, 2014, 02:24:03 PM »

also, this seems more football-related than basketball

ksupamplemousse · « **Reply #3 on:** January 14, 2014, 02:24:12 PM »

Did I really post this thread on the hoops board? If a mod gets a chance, this was supposed to go on the snack off board.

The1BigWillie · « **Reply #4 on:** January 14, 2014, 03:12:16 PM »

I just got busted looking at a f(cking chest hair Wiki by my boss. Told him it was a medical issue.

The1BigWillie · « **Reply #5 on:** January 14, 2014, 03:14:48 PM »

and mine is sort of in the shape of the superman logo... not real thick. I trim it occasionally and make sure it's never poking out from my collar.

puniraptor · « **Reply #6 on:** January 14, 2014, 03:17:37 PM »

I have a hairy chest and a hairy stomach, but they don't connect. Not super bushy, but I get some tantalizing protusion when vnecking.

Asteriskhead · « **Reply #7 on:** January 14, 2014, 03:18:50 PM »

i'm a three. i also am an unbutton and let it flow guy. i really can't wait until dlew chimes in.

NDSU Lollypopkid · « **Reply #8 on:** January 14, 2014, 03:20:25 PM »

I'm a three too..and I shave that embarrassing crap

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ksupamplemousse · « **Reply #9 on:** January 14, 2014, 03:22:55 PM »

Quote from: NDSU Lollypopkid on January 14, 2014, 03:20:25 PM

I'm a three too..and I shave that embarrassing crap

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If I was a three, I would comb my beautiful chest hair and make sure I cleaned it with the finest shampoo, and before going to bed I would sing it songs. You clearly don't appreciate what you have.

Mr Bread · « **Reply #10 on:** January 14, 2014, 03:33:52 PM »

Prototypical 4. Exactly this. Boss city boss boss city yeah.

Mr Bread · « **Reply #11 on:** January 14, 2014, 03:36:47 PM »

Oh hey young stud Alec Baldwin, check it out, it's another fellow 4 Sean rough ridin' Connery!

8manpick · « **Reply #12 on:** January 14, 2014, 03:37:22 PM »

Can't wait until Dlew12 gets a hold of this thread

The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep · « **Reply #13 on:** January 14, 2014, 03:37:37 PM »

im a 2 and like we talk about this all day seems like.

Mr Bread · « **Reply #14 on:** January 14, 2014, 03:38:06 PM »

Mrs Bread calls it a hair bra.

KITNfury · « **Reply #15 on:** January 14, 2014, 03:40:15 PM »

Quote from: The1BigWillie on January 14, 2014, 03:14:48 PM

and mine is sort of in the shape of the superman logo... not real thick. I trim it occasionally and make sure it's never poking out from my collar.

I think we're the same person.

puniraptor · « **Reply #16 on:** January 14, 2014, 03:44:17 PM »

Quote from: Mr Bread on January 14, 2014, 03:38:06 PM

Mrs Bread calls it a hair bra.

I call it that, but I think it's cool!

Kat Kid · « **Reply #17 on:** January 14, 2014, 03:46:15 PM »

going gray on my tobias patches and not afraid to admit it to you guys.

Unruly · « **Reply #18 on:** January 14, 2014, 03:46:26 PM »

I have 7 hairs on each nipple and that is it.

Do I win?

Asteriskhead · « **Reply #19 on:** January 14, 2014, 03:49:23 PM »

pretty sure 3's and 4's are the leaders of the world. 2 - tobiases are most def. followers and not leaders. shavers/trimmers/waxers are definitely the lowest of the low, though.

Unruly · « **Reply #20 on:** January 14, 2014, 03:51:24 PM »

Quote from: Metalhead on January 14, 2014, 03:49:23 PM

pretty sure 3's and 4's are the leaders of the world. 2 - tobiases are most def. followers and not leaders. shavers/trimmers/waxers are definitely the lowest of the low, though.

I'm pretty leader oriented.

I can't speak for Tobias but I am pretty sure we would whip ass with or without chest hair.

Brock Landers · « **Reply #21 on:** January 14, 2014, 03:52:27 PM »

I've got a raging 4 going on. Definitely let it grow to a thick lustrous coat to keep warm in wintertime, then do appropriate trimming for summertime pool/lazy river sessions.

Tobias · « **Reply #22 on:** January 14, 2014, 03:52:38 PM »

probably accurate

mocat · « **Reply #23 on:** January 14, 2014, 03:55:08 PM »

Quote from: Brock Landers on January 14, 2014, 03:52:27 PM

I've got a raging 4 going on. Definitely let it grow to a thick lustrous coat to keep warm in wintertime, then do appropriate trimming for summertime pool/lazy river sessions.

you ARE brock landers!

'taterblast · « **Reply #24 on:** January 14, 2014, 04:00:02 PM »