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"YES!" Moments
« on: January 14, 2014, 07:37:25 AM »
Found a fiver ($5 bill) in your pants pocket you haven't worn for a while.  YES!


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« Reply #1 on: January 14, 2014, 07:37:59 AM »
Fast forwarding through commercials, hit play at perfect time.  YES!

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« Reply #2 on: January 14, 2014, 07:39:27 AM »
Pulled over.  Warning.  YES!

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« Reply #3 on: January 14, 2014, 07:40:52 AM »
That one didn't plug up the toilet??!!?!  YES!!!! :flush:
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« Reply #4 on: January 14, 2014, 07:45:13 AM »
Wife texts, doesn't want to cook, asks you to pick up pizza on the way home.  YES!

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« Reply #5 on: January 14, 2014, 07:46:42 AM »
Gf gives the "all clear" after a few days of agony. YES!

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« Reply #6 on: January 14, 2014, 07:48:24 AM »
Gf gives the "all clear" after a few days of agony. YES!

Agony?  Becoming a dad might be the best thing for you, Cdub.

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« Reply #7 on: January 14, 2014, 07:49:30 AM »
feel sick, take a sick day, feel better by noon.  YES!

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« Reply #8 on: January 14, 2014, 08:55:42 AM »
Free pastry at Panera?  YES!

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« Reply #9 on: January 14, 2014, 08:57:10 AM »
Free pastry at Panera?  YES!
car in front of you pays for your starbucks  :love:

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« Reply #10 on: January 14, 2014, 08:57:45 AM »
Gf gives the "all clear" after a few days of agony. YES!

Agony?  Becoming a dad might be the best thing for you, Cdub.

Who said I'm not a dad?

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« Reply #11 on: January 14, 2014, 09:01:41 AM »
look in the mirror every morning

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« Reply #12 on: January 14, 2014, 09:07:42 AM »
Not sure if there are any Pop-Tarts left, look in cupboard, there are Pop-Tarts.  YES!

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« Reply #13 on: January 14, 2014, 09:10:13 AM »
Think your line is snagged, start reeling it in, realize there is a fish on the line, YES!

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« Reply #14 on: January 14, 2014, 09:10:15 AM »
look in the mirror every morning
YES!
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« Reply #15 on: January 14, 2014, 09:27:56 AM »
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« Reply #16 on: January 14, 2014, 09:32:14 AM »
that project that you forgot about? turns out you already sent it out

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« Reply #17 on: January 14, 2014, 11:43:50 AM »
Bomb a final teacher curves the class just enough to get an A, YES!!

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« Reply #18 on: January 14, 2014, 12:45:00 PM »
Wake up, oh rats, its time to get up and go to work. Wait a second! It's Sunday!!!!! NO WORK TODAY! YES!

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« Reply #19 on: January 14, 2014, 12:46:54 PM »
They mess up your drink order, you get to keep the incorrect drink, plus they bring you your original order. YES!

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« Reply #20 on: January 14, 2014, 12:48:37 PM »
Stray dog running down the street full speed, he runs past you and doesn't bite you in the jugular. YES!

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« Reply #21 on: January 14, 2014, 12:52:41 PM »
One slice of pizza left, your friend goes "Hey man its all yours, I'm full." YES!!!!!!

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« Reply #22 on: January 14, 2014, 12:56:42 PM »
You've gotta go REALLY BAD. Like so bad your stomach is rumbling and you're running to find a bathroom. You just make it! "YES!!!"

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« Reply #23 on: January 14, 2014, 12:59:58 PM »
Me: "I'd like some fire sauce"
Taco Bell lady: "Its in the bag!"
Me: "YES!!!!!"

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« Reply #24 on: January 14, 2014, 01:00:37 PM »
Its 10:34

Me: Are you still serving breakfast?
McD's worker: Yes
Me: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!