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All-Purpose pro wrestling thread.
« on: January 13, 2014, 09:05:12 PM »


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Re: All-Purpose pro wrestling thread.
« Reply #1 on: January 13, 2014, 09:07:01 PM »
the rock would whip his candy ass.
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Re: All-Purpose pro wrestling thread.
« Reply #2 on: January 13, 2014, 09:07:57 PM »
jake the snake

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Re: All-Purpose pro wrestling thread.
« Reply #3 on: January 13, 2014, 09:10:13 PM »
the rock would whip his candy ass.

The Rock is not on anywhere near the amount of steroids, which puts him at a disadvantage. Look man, Mike Trout is a fine baseball player. But 2001 Barry Bonds would make him look like a goon. The same goes for Warrior and Rocky.

The common theme here, of course, is the unabashed use of anabolic steroids. They make you better at everything.

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Re: All-Purpose pro wrestling thread.
« Reply #4 on: January 13, 2014, 09:10:17 PM »
Metalhead  and nicname are gonna set up shop in here

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Re: All-Purpose pro wrestling thread.
« Reply #5 on: January 13, 2014, 09:10:20 PM »
Oh man this scratches right where I itch

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Re: All-Purpose pro wrestling thread.
« Reply #6 on: January 13, 2014, 09:10:49 PM »
jake the snake

Jake was out last week on Raw. He looked ... healthy, which shocked me.

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Re: All-Purpose pro wrestling thread.
« Reply #7 on: January 13, 2014, 09:11:05 PM »
when i was in college (kansas state university) jake the snake was in some indy wrestling thing that wrestled in some gym on ft riley. some friends of mine brought a mini tape recorder and acted like they were reporters from the collegian and then just asked him questions that they wanted answers to back stage for like half an hour.

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Re: All-Purpose pro wrestling thread.
« Reply #8 on: January 13, 2014, 09:11:44 PM »
Metalhead  and nicname are gonna set up shop in here

The fact that this didn't exist already kind of shocked me.

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Re: All-Purpose pro wrestling thread.
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Re: All-Purpose pro wrestling thread.
« Reply #10 on: January 13, 2014, 09:16:26 PM »
when i was in college (kansas state university) jake the snake was in some indy wrestling thing that wrestled in some gym on ft riley. some friends of mine brought a mini tape recorder and acted like they were reporters from the collegian and then just asked him questions that they wanted answers to back stage for like half an hour.

Does these tapes still exist?

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Re: All-Purpose pro wrestling thread.
« Reply #11 on: January 13, 2014, 09:16:43 PM »
Andre the Giant would smash all these fools. :comeatme:

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Re: All-Purpose pro wrestling thread.
« Reply #12 on: January 13, 2014, 09:19:25 PM »
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Re: All-Purpose pro wrestling thread.
« Reply #13 on: January 13, 2014, 09:19:42 PM »
Andre the Giant would smash all these fools. :comeatme:
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Re: All-Purpose pro wrestling thread.
« Reply #14 on: January 13, 2014, 09:21:12 PM »
What would everyones finishing move be?!
I think mine would be a power bomb and for submissions it would be the sharpshooter

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Re: All-Purpose pro wrestling thread.
« Reply #15 on: January 13, 2014, 09:21:43 PM »
What would everyones finishing move be?!
I think mine would be a power bomb and for submissions it would be the sharpshooter
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Re: All-Purpose pro wrestling thread.
« Reply #16 on: January 13, 2014, 09:22:05 PM »
when i was in college (kansas state university) jake the snake was in some indy wrestling thing that wrestled in some gym on ft riley. some friends of mine brought a mini tape recorder and acted like they were reporters from the collegian and then just asked him questions that they wanted answers to back stage for like half an hour.

Does these tapes still exist?

doubtful but i will ask. also, i still think i have part of the honkey tonk man's guitar from when he busted it over the head of jimmy super fly snuka during the taping of saturday nights main event in topeka twenty years ago.

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Re: All-Purpose pro wrestling thread.
« Reply #17 on: January 13, 2014, 09:24:01 PM »
when i was in college (kansas state university) jake the snake was in some indy wrestling thing that wrestled in some gym on ft riley. some friends of mine brought a mini tape recorder and acted like they were reporters from the collegian and then just asked him questions that they wanted answers to back stage for like half an hour.

Does these tapes still exist?

doubtful but i will ask. also, i still think i have part of the honkey tonk man's guitar from when he busted it over the head of jimmy super fly snuka during the taping of saturday nights main event in topeka twenty years ago.
you mean the greatest intercontinental champion to ever live!!??

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Re: All-Purpose pro wrestling thread.
« Reply #18 on: January 13, 2014, 09:24:27 PM »
What would everyones finishing move be?!
I think mine would be a power bomb and for submissions it would be the sharpshooter

I always imagined myself as a clergy-themed wrestler.

My finishing move would be called "The Baptism." I'm not sure what that move is exactly. I go back and forth. Right now it's some sort of fall-away slam off the second turnbuckle.

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Re: All-Purpose pro wrestling thread.
« Reply #19 on: January 13, 2014, 09:24:39 PM »
baron von raschke was a pretty scary wrestler
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he really wasn't very good


Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

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Re: All-Purpose pro wrestling thread.
« Reply #20 on: January 13, 2014, 09:25:11 PM »
When smackdown came to topeka a few years back Frank had acquired front row seats to go. He couldn't make it and gave the tickets to my boss at the time. A younger Metalhead got to high five The Big Show that night.

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Re: All-Purpose pro wrestling thread.
« Reply #21 on: January 13, 2014, 09:25:30 PM »
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Re: All-Purpose pro wrestling thread.
« Reply #22 on: January 13, 2014, 09:27:24 PM »
when i was in college (kansas state university) jake the snake was in some indy wrestling thing that wrestled in some gym on ft riley. some friends of mine brought a mini tape recorder and acted like they were reporters from the collegian and then just asked him questions that they wanted answers to back stage for like half an hour.

Does these tapes still exist?

doubtful but i will ask. also, i still think i have part of the honkey tonk man's guitar from when he busted it over the head of jimmy super fly snuka during the taping of saturday nights main event in topeka twenty years ago.
you mean the greatest intercontinental champion to ever live!!??

Wait just a minute here. You've obviously forgotten about this guy:

Nothing better than when he'd come in and say "cut the music" and tell all of the "fat slobs" in the crowd to shut up while he "showed their ladies what a real man looks like."

He and Mr. Perfect were the ideal heels.
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Re: All-Purpose pro wrestling thread.
« Reply #23 on: January 13, 2014, 09:44:12 PM »
if it ain't the mid 90s, then i don't really care about wrestling all that much.

for my money, it never got better than wcw vs. nwo.  best rivalry in sports history.


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Re: All-Purpose pro wrestling thread.
« Reply #24 on: January 13, 2014, 09:57:04 PM »
Best heel ever is the corporate rock.
Best face ever is the people's rock.
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