Accidentally Texting Wrong Person

[Unruly]

haha that pig pooped on its balls

I feel sorry for him.   

A life without a proper taint is a rough one indeed.

[mocat]

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This go here?

 

my very first thought when i saw this was "i wish blumperz was still around to see this"   

[The Big Train]

One time this kid (seemed like he was prolly around 15) texted me on accident. I pretended to be his friend that he was trying to contact. Started telling him I was trying to find some girls but then twisted it around and asked him if he ever thought of switch hitting. He said "yeah". I then said I was just kidding, but that it was cool that he was gay (still acting as his friend). He got mad and said he wasn't gay. I told him I wasn't his friend in the first place and he started texting thuggy and threatening to find me and shoot me. I asked what he was gonna shoot me with and he told me what. I'm no gun expert so I looked it up and it was a BB gun that looked like a real gun. It was an incredibly fun, yet immature, way for me to spend an hour of work that day.

I had it transcribed at one point, but it's long gone.

Wasn't this like the first 20 min of an episode of the show "To Catch A Predator" and the dude spent like 5 years in prison, having been released on Feb 2, 2010. 

[GBEMAW]

i accidentally texted 'go eff yourself' to my mother while accidentally texting commentary on the latest episode of mad men to this guy who screwed me over. 

odd exchanges on both counts

[Asteriskhead]

OT, one time someone that must have been tagging along with Winters that night, called me and started yelling,"Luke, where are the motherfuckin parties!?" But i had no clue where any parties were at 

i think that may have been me?