One time this kid (seemed like he was prolly around 15) texted me on accident. I pretended to be his friend that he was trying to contact. Started telling him I was trying to find some girls but then twisted it around and asked him if he ever thought of switch hitting. He said "yeah". I then said I was just kidding, but that it was cool that he was gay (still acting as his friend). He got mad and said he wasn't gay. I told him I wasn't his friend in the first place and he started texting thuggy and threatening to find me and shoot me. I asked what he was gonna shoot me with and he told me what. I'm no gun expert so I looked it up and it was a BB gun that looked like a real gun. It was an incredibly fun, yet immature, way for me to spend an hour of work that day.
I had it transcribed at one point, but it's long gone.