Accidentally Texting Wrong Person

[Pete]

Who has done this?

I have.

This came up at my lunch conversation today, and we wondering just how bad some accidental textings have been.  Have to be some really bad ones out there.

Mine was just kinda embarrassing, but not too bad.  I texted Rick Daris some sweat nothings meant for my special lady friend ("miss you baby" type stuff).  He was super cool about it and texted me back something along the lines of "....I miss my arms around you" so I didn't feel as bad.  Great guy. 


Then, this got me thinking that it would be kinda fun to just eff with people that way.  The best would be if you could get your hands on a buddy's phone and then just text really messed up bits of conversations to their parents and stuff.  Like text his "mom" something along the lines of "don't forget to take down the sex swing before the cleaning lady comes over," followed by a quick "whoops, meant that for someone else" text.

Good times.

[mocat]

In college I was going to my slampiece's house, and my bro texted me and asked if I wanted to go binge to which I replied "you always text me right before I'm getting laid" but somehow it went to the girl instead. When I got to her house she was not happy

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

there was a comedian on twitter who told kids to text stuff about drugs to their parents then say wrong person this summer. pretty sure its on this site...

[Tobias]

accidentally sent a "i'm at the grocery store - want me to grab shampoo?" text to ms tobias' dad a while back

[Pete]

there was a comedian on twitter who told kids to text stuff about drugs to their parents then say wrong person this summer. pretty sure its on this site...

Hmmmm, I missed that.  That's not really that funny, because your parents would probably put you into some sort of drug program, which would be horribly inconvenient.  Great way to meet people, though!

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

there was a comedian on twitter who told kids to text stuff about drugs to their parents then say wrong person this summer. pretty sure its on this site...

Hmmmm, I missed that.  That's not really that funny, because your parents would probably put you into some sort of drug program, which would be horribly inconvenient.  Great way to meet people, though!

here ya go, pete:

http://gawker.com/comedian-gets-kids-to-play-evil-drug-deal-prank-on-th-481112990

[yoga-like_abana]

In my single days I would do it sometimes on purpose to make another slampiece jelly. It worked very well

[Pete]

In my single days I would do it sometimes on purpose to make another slampiece jelly. It worked very well

You have a gift.  You know that, right?

[yoga-like_abana]

In my single days I would do it sometimes on purpose to make another slampiece jelly. It worked very well

You have a gift.  You know that, right?

[AbeFroman]

One time I texted my boss "Where are you at" while trying to find my friend in a crowded bar at 12am. He replied "at home, where the eff do you think"

 

[Pete]

One time I texted my boss "Where are you at" while trying to find my friend in a crowded bar at 12am. He replied "at home, where the eff do you think"

 

LOL, that's pretty good.

[slobber]

In college I was going to my slampiece's house, and my bro texted me and asked if I wanted to go binge to which I replied "you always text me right before I'm getting laid" but somehow it went to the girl instead. When I got to her house she was not happy

FINISH THE STORY

[_33]

lol I did this once.  I think it was hilarious.  Can't remember what it said though.

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

along the same lines...

TTHOTUCbro (age 12-14 at the time) got a call on his cell phone from my mom accidentally while the phone was in her pocket. TTHOTUCbro came home and said "mom! stop booty calling me!" 

[mocat]

In college I was going to my slampiece's house, and my bro texted me and asked if I wanted to go binge to which I replied "you always text me right before I'm getting laid" but somehow it went to the girl instead. When I got to her house she was not happy

FINISH THE STORY

she got over it

[Daddy Claxton]

Not a text but an email. An admin intended to email "when are you going to F me again" to one of the higher-ups, but it went to the wrong "Robert" due to auto populate. Somehow the only person that got fired over the whole deal was the intended recipient's secretary for gossiping about it.

Also at a week-long conference my female co-worker sent a text to our male boss that she meant for her husband: good night, I love you. Thankfully we all are good friends and we just gave her a bunch of crap about it.

[The Big Train]

In college I once texted one of my roommates "Tgook Jr." at like 2:30 in the morning, I have no idea who it was meant for or what it meant.   

[ltrain]

Had a buddy text me telling me how much he loved me and thanking me for the great sex we'd had that morning/night before (was intended for his wife obvs).  Wasn't sure how to play it (respond with something funny or pretend like I didn't get it).  He eventually figured it out.  It was after 84-68 so we were both like "LOL Go 'Cats"

[puniraptor]

Since I got a new phone i have been accidentally calling people all the time. a couple times now I have called someone i haven't talked to in years and planned to never talk to again. VERY AWKWARD

[3maw]

One of my friends has a guy in his classes whos a big goof, and doesn't seem to wear deodorant. so one particular steamy may afternoon he was pretty ripe, sitting near my friend. so my friend meant to text me "man, ___ is extra smelly today" but instead sent it to ___.

also one time i was on our office communicator and was chatting with a bro about stocks and I said something like "yeah i've got about 40 shares in blah and 50 in blah and theyre doing well" but somehow sent it to my boss. instead of getting pissed he just said dang whend you buy in? and we chatted about stocks during lunch like pros

[Emo EMAW]

One time I was pretty blasted on a wedding in Omaha and me and my buddy get back to the hotel at like 5AM, maybe even later, and we're still all fired up so I call this old flame of mine and put him on the phone pretending to be me.  She didn't buy it and I told him to hang up.  Then I gave him the whole story of how she was this crazy woman but with some nice assets.  Then I realized he didn't actually hang up on her and she heard the whole thing.  Whoops!

[mocat]

THESE ARE GREAT GUYS, KEEP EM COMING!

[Dr Rick Daris]

I texted Rick Daris some sweat nothings meant for my special lady friend ("miss you baby" type stuff).  He was super cool about it and texted me back something along the lines of "....I miss my arms around you" Good times.

ha. i remember this. 

[puniraptor]

my dad recently got a cellphone and learned how to text, and he happens to have the same first name as one of my good friends. anyway i was watching the cats and texted a profane tirade about the bad stuff happening to my dad instead of my pal.

[star seed 7]

I'm very paranoid about this and check the recipient like 3 times to make sure it's correct.

However, I have never sent a text to the wrong person.

I did get a text from my dad's gf the day they were leaving on vacation that subtlety implied they were going to bang a lot on their trip. Immediately after "whoops, that was meant for my friend ____".