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Re: Athlete Dorms
« Reply #25 on: January 08, 2014, 07:53:30 PM »
do you think there will be a little kegerator in the dorm so that ben mclemore can just booze in his place instead of illegally purchasing from a bar? 

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Re: Athlete Dorms
« Reply #26 on: January 08, 2014, 07:54:50 PM »
do you guys think that the windows of the new dorms will be tinted?

dunno bro


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Re: Athlete Dorms
« Reply #27 on: January 08, 2014, 07:56:34 PM »
do you guys think the new dorm will have a place to hold the car keys of players who are really drunk instead of endangering the lives of all kansans on our highways?

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« Reply #28 on: January 08, 2014, 07:58:19 PM »
do you guys think there will be elevators in the new dorms?

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« Reply #29 on: January 08, 2014, 07:59:37 PM »
do you guys think there will be a shooting range in the new dorms?

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Re: Athlete Dorms
« Reply #30 on: January 08, 2014, 08:00:36 PM »
Maybe we could let the architects tour Jardine to get some ideas?

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Re: Athlete Dorms
« Reply #31 on: January 08, 2014, 08:00:51 PM »
do you guys think there will be a boxing ring in the new dorms?

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Re: Athlete Dorms
« Reply #32 on: January 08, 2014, 08:01:21 PM »
this is boring.  anyway, #racism.


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« Reply #33 on: January 08, 2014, 08:05:58 PM »
We're already well ahead of the game boys

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« Reply #34 on: January 08, 2014, 08:20:04 PM »
and of the murder allege, 'clams?  :impatient:
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Re: Athlete Dorms
« Reply #35 on: January 08, 2014, 08:35:08 PM »
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bonds that will be paid from revenues generated by the apartment complex.

Yeah sure that will definitely pay for itself.

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So the new apartment building will be open to 34 non-athletes.

Yeah because picking 34 of the basketball players friend's is fair to the student body.


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“I’m really struggling with the cost there,” Kenny Wilk, vice chairman of the Kansas Board of Regents told the Lawrence Journal-World on Monday.

This guy gets it. Even if they have donors pay for it (which apparently they don't have enough money for that) it means that tax payers have to pay for more of their dorm expansions. (Even though enrollment has been down for the last few years).

Are they trying to bankrupt themselves and drive all the students away?

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Re: Athlete Dorms
« Reply #36 on: January 08, 2014, 09:42:41 PM »

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bonds that will be paid from revenues generated by the apartment complex.

I would love for some from KU to explain to me how a dorm for athletes with 66 rooms can create revenue.  Will there be monthly bake sales?  Do the weed dealers that will become regulars here have to pay some sort of tax? 


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Re: Athlete Dorms
« Reply #37 on: January 08, 2014, 09:50:27 PM »
Any idea if there will be a Walmart electronics section in the dorms?   Also, I feel like organized, informational courses on how to not get stabbed would be beneficial.   Paul Pierce can stop by sometimes, when he's in not busy cruising around in his Bentley.    :driving:

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Re: Athlete Dorms
« Reply #38 on: January 08, 2014, 10:06:46 PM »
I really hope they call it the jayhawk rape/raqueteering/murder den.

One thin is certain, its Ku so they'll eff it up and get screwed out a good deal of the money.
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Re: Athlete Dorms
« Reply #40 on: January 11, 2014, 12:01:12 AM »












Had time, did renderings based on what I read. :dunno: Let me know how I did. 

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Re: Athlete Dorms
« Reply #41 on: January 11, 2014, 12:19:26 AM »












Had time, did renderings based on what I read. :dunno: Let me know how I did.

I like them, but those fences aren't big enough to keep football players out.

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« Reply #42 on: January 11, 2014, 12:55:54 AM »
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I like them, but those fences aren't big enough to keep football players out.



Fixed em. They're about 20 feet high now. Could make them taller but don't think they are athletic enough to climb that much anyways.

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Re: Athlete Dorms
« Reply #43 on: January 11, 2014, 07:00:15 PM »
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I like them, but those fences aren't big enough to keep football players out.



Fixed em. They're about 20 feet high now. Could make them taller but don't think they are athletic enough to climb that much anyways.
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Re: Athlete Dorms
« Reply #44 on: January 11, 2014, 07:04:11 PM »
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Re: Athlete Dorms
« Reply #45 on: January 11, 2014, 07:17:16 PM »












Had time, did renderings based on what I read. :dunno: Let me know how I did.

I like them, but those fences aren't big enough to keep football players out.

Probably needs some reserved parking spots for the Lawrence PD.

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Re: Athlete Dorms
« Reply #46 on: January 11, 2014, 07:23:05 PM »
KU PD will probably have a substation built in.

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« Reply #47 on: January 11, 2014, 07:25:50 PM »
KU PD will probably have a substation built in.

Would make sense.   Also, a little jail like I've been told the Eagles stadium has.

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Re: Athlete Dorms
« Reply #48 on: January 11, 2014, 07:53:23 PM »
It would be prudent of the designers to exclude elevators and sinks.

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Re: Athlete Dorms
« Reply #49 on: January 11, 2014, 08:03:46 PM »
That architectural style doesn't match the neighborhood.  :shakesfist: