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Offline Belvis Noland

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Athlete Dorms
« on: January 08, 2014, 04:54:50 PM »
Somebody explain this to me.  What are the rules on building athletic housing facilities.  I know Kentucky has a sick setup.  Now, KU is building a $17mil pad over by AFH. 

http://www.kansascity.com/2014/01/08/4737360/ku-planning-175-million-apartment.html

I would love to see the same thing for our hoopers over in Jardine. 


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Re: Athlete Dorms
« Reply #1 on: January 08, 2014, 04:59:34 PM »
Could a stronger signal of "we don't give a crap about football" be sent?
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Re: Athlete Dorms
« Reply #2 on: January 08, 2014, 05:02:03 PM »
Could a stronger signal of "we don't give a crap about football" be sent?

Obviously, there's not enough room for football...maybe if they gated it and put a "Football Players Not Allowed" sign up.

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Re: Athlete Dorms
« Reply #3 on: January 08, 2014, 05:06:57 PM »
good idea to confine these thugs in one building which just happens to be right across from where they work.  lawrentucky (and the state of kansas) just got a whole lot safer.


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Re: Athlete Dorms
« Reply #4 on: January 08, 2014, 05:14:50 PM »
good idea to confine these thugs in one building which just happens to be right across from where they work.  lawrentucky (and the state of kansas) just got a whole lot safer.

Maybe throw in some padded sinks and stairs.

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« Reply #5 on: January 08, 2014, 05:25:12 PM »
Put a bar in basement so they can get blacked out and spit on each other instead of doormen

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« Reply #6 on: January 08, 2014, 05:31:24 PM »
Put a bar in basement so they can get blacked out and spit on each other instead of doormen

gotta be stairs-only, right?

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Re: Athlete Dorms
« Reply #7 on: January 08, 2014, 05:35:49 PM »
What about balconies? Lots of things they can do from balconies.

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« Reply #8 on: January 08, 2014, 05:37:27 PM »
What about balconies? Lots of things they can do from balconies.

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Re: Athlete Dorms
« Reply #9 on: January 08, 2014, 05:39:22 PM »
Jardine should have a different preference order. 1)Athletes 2) 2nd year and above 3) overflow
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Re: Athlete Dorms
« Reply #10 on: January 08, 2014, 06:01:35 PM »
One of the best parts of this is the phog has been calling uk cheaters because they have the exact same thing.
Hyperbolic partisan duplicitous hypocrite

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« Reply #11 on: January 08, 2014, 06:27:21 PM »
I'll confess, I was a creeper (I know, sad) and went and looked at some addresses of several of our b-ball players and they both had Jardine addresses.   If they're living in the new ones, decent apts, a few hundred yards from the BTF, and easy access to the sports nutrition center in the WSC.


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Re: Athlete Dorms
« Reply #12 on: January 08, 2014, 06:45:14 PM »
I'll confess, I was a creeper (I know, sad) and went and looked at some addresses of several of our b-ball players and they both had Jardine addresses.   If they're living in the new ones, decent apts, a few hundred yards from the BTF, and easy access to the sports nutrition center in the WSC.



and it just so happens that jardine's rebuild cost more than this jayhawk racketeering/rape/murder den.  k-state 1, lil' bro 0


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« Reply #13 on: January 08, 2014, 06:48:00 PM »
I am pretty sure one of our players lived in one of those off campus apartments south east of Haymaker Hall. I always saw Martavious, Shane, and Rodney coming out of there, or walking towards the derb from that direction.
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« Reply #14 on: January 08, 2014, 06:48:33 PM »
I'll confess, I was a creeper (I know, sad) and went and looked at some addresses of several of our b-ball players and they both had Jardine addresses.   If they're living in the new ones, decent apts, a few hundred yards from the BTF, and easy access to the sports nutrition center in the WSC.



and it just so happens that jardine's rebuild cost more than this jayhawk racketeering/rape/murder den.  k-state 1, lil' bro 0

About $101 million. 

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Re: Athlete Dorms
« Reply #15 on: January 08, 2014, 06:54:27 PM »
Instead of spending $17m on an apt, I'd rather us build something like this for JYCs:



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Re: Athlete Dorms
« Reply #16 on: January 08, 2014, 07:04:37 PM »
EMAWmeister, get your crap together


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« Reply #17 on: January 08, 2014, 07:06:32 PM »
'Clams' racism has jumped the shark.
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« Reply #18 on: January 08, 2014, 07:09:23 PM »
'Clams' racism has jumped the shark.

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« Reply #19 on: January 08, 2014, 07:19:29 PM »
EMAWmeister, get your crap together

I'm very aware that the article is about KU, and after rereading my post, I see the confusion.

HOWEVER, If we were to do the same thing, I'd rather spend the money on a huge mansion for our guys.

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« Reply #20 on: January 08, 2014, 07:42:11 PM »
'Clams' racism has jumped the shark.

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« Reply #21 on: January 08, 2014, 07:46:02 PM »
how far would mario little have had to drive from this new dorm to his girlfriends house before beating her mercilessly? 


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Re: Athlete Dorms
« Reply #22 on: January 08, 2014, 07:48:29 PM »
i'd want us to build a big mansion and then we could set up a bunch of cameras and it could be just like Big Brother cept with the cats.


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Re: Athlete Dorms
« Reply #23 on: January 08, 2014, 07:50:25 PM »
do you guys think that these new dorms will have more or less drug hiding spots versus when Samuel Villeareal was trafficking to/through them?

IT DIDN'T HAPPEN


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« Reply #24 on: January 08, 2014, 07:52:26 PM »
do you guys think that these new dorms will have more or less drug hiding spots versus when Samuel Villeareal was trafficking to/through them?

IT DIDN'T HAPPEN

that's literally a ton of ganj