Author Topic: If you could go back in time and kill one person... (Read 11675 times)

KITNfury · « **Reply #50 on:** January 03, 2014, 02:48:54 PM »

I always advise people (smart people) to not think about time travel. If it's possible, and you're capable, you could come up with an idea how then actually do it. You'll alter the past to where you are never born and *poof* in present time you disappear and the world would be as if you never were.

That said, I'd kill a deer.

sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #51 on:** January 03, 2014, 03:27:19 PM »

Quote from: Kat Kid on January 03, 2014, 02:42:25 PM

Quote from: sonofdaxjones on January 03, 2014, 12:24:04 PM
What if you could go back in time but you couldn't kill anyone, nor could you come right out and tell anyone what was going to happen. You could only try and win the confidence of say a political leader or military commander and try to influence them in a way that you believed would be a better outcome ex: shorter war, no war, being better prepared etc. etc. You could also only deal with an individual, you couldn't say, just pop into the Oval office and talk to the Pres and all of his advisers, you could only reveal yourself to the Pres him/herself.

I've been interested in Gen. Patton fora long time and he was a very astute geo-strategic thinker (albeit a little scary) and also believed in reincarnation. So in my minds eye, someone who traveled back in time wouldn't be all that unnerving to him.

(I think)

I love you so much dax.

The Big Train · « **Reply #52 on:** January 03, 2014, 03:46:50 PM »

The ShamWow guy.

Gooch · « **Reply #53 on:** January 03, 2014, 03:52:33 PM »

Quote from: The Big Train on January 03, 2014, 03:46:50 PM

The ShamWow guy.

Good choice. He would have never have been able to beat the crap out of that hooker then.

Mikeyis4dcats · « **Reply #54 on:** January 03, 2014, 04:04:28 PM »

paper tiger + water sprayer + steambox

TheFormerKCCat · « **Reply #55 on:** January 03, 2014, 04:20:18 PM »

Shelvin Mack, Danny Manning or Sirr Parker. A final four or a MNC (game at least?) in my lifetime would make me a more satisfied 'Cat fan.

Geopolitically, and realistically, I've watched way too many time travel movies to trust that I wouldn't upset the balance of world history. But, I'd probably go after Hitler, John Wilkes Booth, Pol Pot or someone like that (architect of genocide or assassin of a highly effective leader).

All that being said, I probably wouldn't kill anyone (unless they directly threatened my wife, daughter or other dear loved one). I'm pretty much a dove.

Liked Dax's 'influence' scenario. Will think about that one for a while

CNS · « **Reply #56 on:** January 03, 2014, 04:20:33 PM »

Quote from: Mikeyis4dcats on January 03, 2014, 04:04:28 PM

paper tiger + water sprayer + steambox

Have been using wall wik. It's Better than the other solution type stuff we have used. The original installers didn't use sizing and it is the worst thing ever.

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chunkles · « **Reply #57 on:** January 03, 2014, 08:40:30 PM »

God. Or whatever dipshit started all this nonsense.

Bloodfart · « **Reply #58 on:** January 04, 2014, 12:05:37 AM »

Quote from: Tobias on January 02, 2014, 01:18:53 PM

Quote from: puniraptor on January 02, 2014, 01:14:37 PM
I would kill that guy that made that bdsm scat murder movie that tobias watched that I read the wikipedia article about and traumatized myself.

oh yeah, i was gonna take the high road in this thread but eff that guy

I totally agree you should not bind and murder turds. That's just bad hygne. SMH

puniraptor · « **Reply #59 on:** January 04, 2014, 12:07:19 AM »

i think it would be ok to go back in time to kill this guy

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Issei_Sagawa

Bloodfart · « **Reply #60 on:** January 04, 2014, 12:20:57 AM »

Quote from: puniraptor on January 04, 2014, 12:07:19 AM

i think it would be ok to go back in time to kill this guy

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Issei_Sagawa

That murder is no different from any other except the afterwards part which really has no bearing on the outcome of events.

puniraptor · « **Reply #61 on:** January 04, 2014, 12:23:03 AM »

Quote from: Bloodfart on January 04, 2014, 12:20:57 AM

Quote from: puniraptor on January 04, 2014, 12:07:19 AM
i think it would be ok to go back in time to kill this guy

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Issei_Sagawa

That murder is no different from any other except the afterwards part which really has no bearing on the outcome of events.

what if that guy was a time traveller and that chick was going to be like a future hitler and he went back to eat her?

Bloodfart · « **Reply #62 on:** January 04, 2014, 12:25:50 AM »

Quote from: puniraptor on January 04, 2014, 12:23:03 AM

Quote from: Bloodfart on January 04, 2014, 12:20:57 AM
Quote from: puniraptor on January 04, 2014, 12:07:19 AM
i think it would be ok to go back in time to kill this guy

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Issei_Sagawa

That murder is no different from any other except the afterwards part which really has no bearing on the outcome of events.

what if that guy was a time traveller and that chick was going to be like a future hitler and he went back to eat her?

Kudos to him I guess.

Bloodfart · « **Reply #63 on:** January 04, 2014, 12:28:27 AM »

All I'm saying' is that that mutherfuckin wallpaper dude shouldn't have ever been.

puniraptor · « **Reply #64 on:** January 04, 2014, 12:30:41 AM »

Quote from: Bloodfart on January 04, 2014, 12:28:27 AM

All I'm saying' is that that mutherfuckin wallpaper dude shouldn't have ever been.

i mean, you do your dude, and i'll do my dood.

The Big Train · « **Reply #65 on:** January 04, 2014, 12:31:03 AM »

The Slap Chop guy.

Tobias · « **Reply #66 on:** January 04, 2014, 12:31:57 AM »

wait, so since puni flipped i've gotta take out that nazi scat bsdm dude myself now?

Bloodfart · « **Reply #67 on:** January 04, 2014, 12:36:04 AM »

Quote from: puniraptor on January 04, 2014, 12:30:41 AM

Quote from: Bloodfart on January 04, 2014, 12:28:27 AM
All I'm saying' is that that mutherfuckin wallpaper dude shouldn't have ever been.

i mean, you do your dude, and i'll do my dood.

I agree

My agenda is mostly driven by the fact that time travel is easier than removing wall paper.

puniraptor · « **Reply #68 on:** January 04, 2014, 12:49:53 AM »

Quote from: Tobias on January 04, 2014, 12:31:57 AM

wait, so since puni flipped i've gotta take out that nazi scat bsdm dude myself now?

you got this, brah! (dudes a puss)

michigancat · « **Reply #69 on:** January 04, 2014, 01:15:18 AM »

I can't even fight someone, no way I'd have the balls to kill someone. Hence my answer

puniraptor · « **Reply #70 on:** January 04, 2014, 01:33:54 AM »

Quote from: michigancat on January 04, 2014, 01:15:18 AM

I can't even fight someone, no way I'd have the balls to kill someone. Hence my answer

I was approaching this question under snackoff rules

Stevesie60 · « **Reply #71 on:** January 05, 2014, 01:38:23 PM »

I'd take all the wires from the speakers in the '98 Big 12 Championship so they could never announce the other score.

The Big Train · « **Reply #72 on:** January 05, 2014, 01:59:20 PM »

The Schticky guy.

Gooch · « **Reply #73 on:** January 05, 2014, 05:27:57 PM »

The guy who took Nicnames phone.

Stevesie60 · « **Reply #74 on:** January 05, 2014, 05:46:52 PM »

Quote from: Gooch on January 05, 2014, 05:27:57 PM

The guy who took Nicnames phone.

You can still do that. In fact, it'd take a lot less effort to do it right now since you know his exact location than it would be to go back in time and find him. What I'm saying is you're a big fat liar.