Author Topic: If you could go back in time and kill one person... (Read 11677 times)

Kat Kid · « **Reply #25 on:** January 02, 2014, 11:42:17 AM »

Quote from: CNS on January 02, 2014, 11:34:32 AM

Oh man. If you knocked out the cuban revolution, assuming Che would have enough influence and the Castros didn't prevail without him, Vegas wouldn't exist. Cuba would be amazing for a weekend trip.

Assuming Fidel could've overthrown Bautista without Che, he would've made nice with America.

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #26 on:** January 02, 2014, 11:43:10 AM »

Quote from: CNS on January 02, 2014, 11:34:32 AM

Oh man. If you knocked out the cuban revolution, assuming Che would have enough influence and the Castros didn't prevail without him, Vegas wouldn't exist. Cuba would be amazing for a weekend trip.

It's more amazing in its current form.

CNS · « **Reply #27 on:** January 02, 2014, 11:44:51 AM »

Quote from: Kat Kid on January 02, 2014, 11:42:17 AM

Quote from: CNS on January 02, 2014, 11:34:32 AM
Oh man. If you knocked out the cuban revolution, assuming Che would have enough influence and the Castros didn't prevail without him, Vegas wouldn't exist. Cuba would be amazing for a weekend trip.

Assuming Fidel could've overthrown Bautista without Che, he would've made nice with America.

I don't know. Stuff I have read has said that Fidel was sickened by what Bautista was and how he bent his country over for Americans. Also that Fidel was the lead on the relationship with Russia.

4 Min to Midnight may have just glossed over Che's contribution to Fidel's stance.

puniraptor · « **Reply #28 on:** January 02, 2014, 01:14:37 PM »

I would kill that guy that made that bdsm scat murder movie that tobias watched that I read the wikipedia article about and traumatized myself.

Tobias · « **Reply #29 on:** January 02, 2014, 01:18:53 PM »

Quote from: puniraptor on January 02, 2014, 01:14:37 PM

I would kill that guy that made that bdsm scat murder movie that tobias watched that I read the wikipedia article about and traumatized myself.

oh yeah, i was gonna take the high road in this thread but eff that guy

star seed 7 · « **Reply #30 on:** January 02, 2014, 05:49:29 PM »

Jake Waters.

michigancat · « **Reply #31 on:** January 02, 2014, 05:57:54 PM »

Instead of killing someone I would try to bring back rad technology so it could have more time to develop and improve by the time it got to me.

CNS · « **Reply #32 on:** January 02, 2014, 07:09:37 PM »

Quote from: michigancat on January 02, 2014, 05:57:54 PM

Instead of killing someone I would try to bring back rad technology so it could have more time to develop and improve by the time it got to me.

BORING!!!!

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mocat · « **Reply #33 on:** January 02, 2014, 07:16:35 PM »

Quote from: michigancat on January 02, 2014, 05:57:54 PM

Instead of killing someone I would try to bring back rad technology so it could have more time to develop and improve by the time it got to me.

If you killed Hitler, all those dead Germans would be car scientists instead of dead Germans and we'd have flying cars by now and also no nuclear bombs probably

Saulbadguy · « **Reply #34 on:** January 02, 2014, 07:20:22 PM »

Genghis Khan

Trim · « **Reply #35 on:** January 02, 2014, 07:24:06 PM »

Live (kill?) for the now.

Kat Kid · « **Reply #36 on:** January 03, 2014, 09:25:01 AM »

Quote from: CNS on January 02, 2014, 11:44:51 AM

Quote from: Kat Kid on January 02, 2014, 11:42:17 AM
Quote from: CNS on January 02, 2014, 11:34:32 AM
Oh man. If you knocked out the cuban revolution, assuming Che would have enough influence and the Castros didn't prevail without him, Vegas wouldn't exist. Cuba would be amazing for a weekend trip.

Assuming Fidel could've overthrown Bautista without Che, he would've made nice with America.

I don't know. Stuff I have read has said that Fidel was sickened by what Bautista was and how he bent his country over for Americans. Also that Fidel was the lead on the relationship with Russia.

4 Min to Midnight may have just glossed over Che's contribution to Fidel's stance.

I have read quite a bit about Che and there is little doubt that his influence while alive and dead was immense for the revolution. I think Fidel unquestionably was going to nationalize the sugar trade and probably some fruit farms and piss off the US but I'm not convinced that the relationship would've developed the way it did had Fidel's sidekick not been an absolutist, but that could be wrong.

The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep · « **Reply #37 on:** January 03, 2014, 09:27:11 AM »

snuggie guy

'taterblast · « **Reply #38 on:** January 03, 2014, 09:55:51 AM »

Tom Osborne in '91

AppleJack · « **Reply #39 on:** January 03, 2014, 10:12:45 AM »

I would go back in time and have a reasonable conversation with the wallpaper guy. Maybe a grown man slap across the chops to get a point across, mixed with mild threats of murder and torture.

CNS · « **Reply #40 on:** January 03, 2014, 11:42:11 AM »

Quote from: Three Bones Jebediah on January 03, 2014, 10:12:45 AM

I would go back in time and have a reasonable conversation with the wallpaper guy. Maybe a grown man slap across the chops to get a point across, mixed with mild threats of murder and torture.

TBJ, knowing what I know now, that guy is a crazy, deranged, sadistic bad person who only wants to watch the world burn. Some real AntiChrist stuff. Slaps from the future will just confirm to him that he is on the right track and could possibly make him add some layer to it that makes it even harder to remove.

Bloodfart · « **Reply #41 on:** January 03, 2014, 12:00:38 PM »

OMG eff that jerk face wallpaper guy. I mean what the hell was his problem? Here use this paper and glue but you better be sure you like it cause that crap aint't coming off easily or cleanly... like ever. Oh I'm sure uglyass flower patterns will be like totally the rage for ever and ever. Mewahaahhaha.

Bloodfart · « **Reply #42 on:** January 03, 2014, 12:02:36 PM »

#timetravelmurderwallpaperguy

CNS · « **Reply #43 on:** January 03, 2014, 12:03:15 PM »

Quote from: Bloodfart on January 03, 2014, 12:00:38 PM

OMG eff that jerk face wallpaper guy. I mean what the hell was his problem? Here use this paper and glue but you better be sure you like it cause that crap aint't coming off easily or cleanly... like ever. Oh I'm sure uglyass flower patterns will be like totally the rage for ever and ever. Mewahaahhaha.

Yes, his fat face! Same evil reason that no, absolutely no, wallpaper is good looking. It's because he wants you to have to take it down, and feeds emotionally off of the hate you eventually realize you have for the shitty appearance of the room, the shame you feel for ever having agreed to installing it, and ultimately the pain and discontent caused during it's removal.

That guy needs to go!

AppleJack · « **Reply #44 on:** January 03, 2014, 12:14:05 PM »

Removing wallpaper currently. Started 3 weeks ago, a lovely paisley pattern in the dining room. They must have used some soRt of James Bond paste on this rough rider. It comes off in little strips. Then when you can actually pull a piece off larger than normal it feels like you won the lottery. I even bought this solution you spray the wall with after you score it to help get this crap off the wall. eff that noise. NOTHING WORKS. The best part, is when all this crap is finally off the wall, you've scuffed the living eff out of the drywall. Bust out the putty and trowels and get back to work.

REDRUM

UCHADBRO · « **Reply #45 on:** January 03, 2014, 12:14:25 PM »

Quote from: Nuts Kicked on January 02, 2014, 10:59:00 AM

I would have said Hitler to stop WW2, but I really don't think I would exist anymore if I did that, so I changed my mind.

And WW2 was good for America

sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #46 on:** January 03, 2014, 12:24:04 PM »

What if you could go back in time but you couldn't kill anyone, nor could you come right out and tell anyone what was going to happen. You could only try and win the confidence of say a political leader or military commander and try to influence them in a way that you believed would be a better outcome ex: shorter war, no war, being better prepared etc. etc. You could also only deal with an individual, you couldn't say, just pop into the Oval office and talk to the Pres and all of his advisers, you could only reveal yourself to the Pres him/herself.

I've been interested in Gen. Patton fora long time and he was a very astute geo-strategic thinker (albeit a little scary) and also believed in reincarnation. So in my minds eye, someone who traveled back in time wouldn't be all that unnerving to him.

CNS · « **Reply #47 on:** January 03, 2014, 12:25:48 PM »

Quote from: Three Bones Jebediah on January 03, 2014, 12:14:05 PM

Removing wallpaper currently. Started 3 weeks ago, a lovely paisley pattern in the dining room. They must have used some soRt of James Bond paste on this rough rider. It comes off in little strips. Then when you can actually pull a piece off larger than normal it feels like you won the lottery. I even bought this solution you spray the wall with after you score it to help get this crap off the wall. eff that noise. NOTHING WORKS. The best part, is when all this crap is finally off the wall, you've scuffed the living eff out of the drywall. Bust out the putty and trowels and get back to work.

REDRUM

I just bought a steamer/remover and am supposed to get it next week. If it works well, great, if not, it will make the time trip back with me and I will kill the wallpaper guy with it after scoring him thoroughly with that little wheel thingy.

Institutional Control · « **Reply #48 on:** January 03, 2014, 12:32:36 PM »

I went back in time once only to find a young version of myself waiting to kill me.

Kat Kid · « **Reply #49 on:** January 03, 2014, 02:42:25 PM »

Quote from: sonofdaxjones on January 03, 2014, 12:24:04 PM

What if you could go back in time but you couldn't kill anyone, nor could you come right out and tell anyone what was going to happen. You could only try and win the confidence of say a political leader or military commander and try to influence them in a way that you believed would be a better outcome ex: shorter war, no war, being better prepared etc. etc. You could also only deal with an individual, you couldn't say, just pop into the Oval office and talk to the Pres and all of his advisers, you could only reveal yourself to the Pres him/herself.

I've been interested in Gen. Patton fora long time and he was a very astute geo-strategic thinker (albeit a little scary) and also believed in reincarnation. So in my minds eye, someone who traveled back in time wouldn't be all that unnerving to him.

I love you so much dax.