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Re: What Will You Do To Make 2014 Great?
« Reply #50 on: December 30, 2013, 09:56:57 PM »
Sex for 90 days straight is not harder than it sounds because it sounds impossible

Would be maybe one of the most impressive feats of all time



Not impossible.

http://www.today.com/id/25097086#.UsI5WrSMKF8

Charla Muller gave her husband 365 nights of sex for his 40th birthday. They made it. 90 days is not impossible.

that would be awful/dumb

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Re: What Will You Do To Make 2014 Great?
« Reply #51 on: December 30, 2013, 10:33:06 PM »
What if you get the flu?

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Re: What Will You Do To Make 2014 Great?
« Reply #52 on: December 30, 2013, 11:01:21 PM »
What if you get the flu?

The best time to do it would be right after you puke, during that period in which you feel better for a little while.

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Re: What Will You Do To Make 2014 Great?
« Reply #53 on: December 30, 2013, 11:54:03 PM »
I'm gonna try and get less dumb and less fat probs

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Re: What Will You Do To Make 2014 Great?
« Reply #54 on: December 31, 2013, 12:20:30 AM »
try and get a little bit better, everyday

This. And continue drinking Scotch. They complement each other.

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Re: What Will You Do To Make 2014 Great?
« Reply #55 on: December 31, 2013, 02:35:29 AM »
Improve my Spanish from "Probably wouldn't get myself shot and/or crap my pants in Mexico" to fluent. Improve my Chinese from SonofKK to fluent. Post the maps. Also a better job would be nice.

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Re: What Will You Do To Make 2014 Great?
« Reply #56 on: December 31, 2013, 09:30:18 AM »
Sex for 90 days straight is not harder than it sounds because it sounds impossible

Would be maybe one of the most impressive feats of all time



Not impossible.

http://www.today.com/id/25097086#.UsI5WrSMKF8

Charla Muller gave her husband 365 nights of sex for his 40th birthday. They made it. 90 days is not impossible.

Wow. Seeing the wives makes this seem even more impossible.

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Re: What Will You Do To Make 2014 Great?
« Reply #57 on: December 31, 2013, 09:36:11 AM »
wow, that article is a cry for help

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Re: What Will You Do To Make 2014 Great?
« Reply #58 on: December 31, 2013, 09:51:26 AM »
Sex for 90 days straight is not harder than it sounds because it sounds impossible

Would be maybe one of the most impressive feats of all time



Not impossible.

http://www.today.com/id/25097086#.UsI5WrSMKF8

Charla Muller gave her husband 365 nights of sex for his 40th birthday. They made it. 90 days is not impossible.

Wow. Seeing the wives makes this seem even more impossible.

Both couples looked exactly like they should have.  It was perfect.  Grinning, goofy fuckface husbands and homely, dumpy wives.  Moar secks!!
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Re: What Will You Do To Make 2014 Great?
« Reply #59 on: December 31, 2013, 10:20:47 AM »
Sex for 90 days straight is not harder than it sounds because it sounds impossible

Would be maybe one of the most impressive feats of all time



Not impossible.

http://www.today.com/id/25097086#.UsI5WrSMKF8

Charla Muller gave her husband 365 nights of sex for his 40th birthday. They made it. 90 days is not impossible.

Wow. Seeing the wives makes this seem even more impossible.

Both couples looked exactly like they should have.  It was perfect.  Grinning, goofy fuckface husbands and homely, dumpy wives.  Moar secks!!

A real gift would be for that chick to lose some weight.  Not desperately try and keep her husband by writing a book and making him look like a dork on national tv.

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Re: What Will You Do To Make 2014 Great?
« Reply #60 on: December 31, 2013, 11:13:36 AM »
get in better shape. golf more. better job.

The 1st two are great ideas. Not so sure about the 3rd.

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Re: What Will You Do To Make 2014 Great?
« Reply #61 on: December 31, 2013, 11:28:14 AM »
I'm going to do everything like I did in 2013. 2013 was pretty great.

yeah. I started reading more in 2013. It's great, you learn all sorts of stuff.

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Re: What Will You Do To Make 2014 Great?
« Reply #62 on: December 31, 2013, 11:32:09 AM »
podcasts are better than reading


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Re: What Will You Do To Make 2014 Great?
« Reply #63 on: December 31, 2013, 12:19:19 PM »
podcasts are better than reading

yeah, if you're an idiot

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Re: What Will You Do To Make 2014 Great?
« Reply #64 on: December 31, 2013, 12:24:21 PM »
podcasts are better than reading
hardcore history has taught me a lot


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Re: What Will You Do To Make 2014 Great?
« Reply #65 on: December 31, 2013, 12:41:02 PM »
Going to be a #1human this year.  Everything else falls into place after that.
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Re: What Will You Do To Make 2014 Great?
« Reply #66 on: December 31, 2013, 12:48:59 PM »
I'm going to make a concerted effort to reach 300 posts.  Hell, this is my third one today which is like almost 20 times my daily avg.

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Re: What Will You Do To Make 2014 Great?
« Reply #67 on: December 31, 2013, 12:52:58 PM »

podcasts are better than reading

yeah, if you're an idiot
seems like you might have things a bit jumbled


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Re: What Will You Do To Make 2014 Great?
« Reply #68 on: December 31, 2013, 12:56:16 PM »
here's to not playing in a bowl game in 2014 :cheers:

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Re: What Will You Do To Make 2014 Great?
« Reply #69 on: December 31, 2013, 12:58:07 PM »
here's to not playing in a bowl game in 2014 :cheers:

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Re: What Will You Do To Make 2014 Great?
« Reply #70 on: December 31, 2013, 01:00:25 PM »
OK, I guess I could try some podcasts. which ones should I try.

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Re: What Will You Do To Make 2014 Great?
« Reply #71 on: December 31, 2013, 01:05:42 PM »
OK, I guess I could try some podcasts. which ones should I try.
hardcore history is neat.


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Re: What Will You Do To Make 2014 Great?
« Reply #72 on: December 31, 2013, 01:06:33 PM »
OK, I guess I could try some podcasts. which ones should I try.
hardcore history is neat.

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Re: What Will You Do To Make 2014 Great?
« Reply #73 on: December 31, 2013, 01:12:44 PM »
I'm going to get more sleep and see what snowballs from there.

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Re: What Will You Do To Make 2014 Great?
« Reply #74 on: December 31, 2013, 01:16:51 PM »
I'm going to unfriend a bunch of people on Facebook.  I think it's really gonna clean up my feed.  Too many dumbasses posting dumbass things.  I'm keeping Topeka as a friend tho. 
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