SchwesterSonntagchen (whose an activecat, not alumnuscat like myself) requested cheese dip on the phone just now, while not fitting with the theme, i'm one to oblige (It's the holidays, guise!!!)
Block of velvetta, cubed
Can of Rotel (mild), drained
Can of Rotel (hot), drained
Can of diced chiles, drained
1/2lb sausage, browned, crumbled
Milk (qty to consistency)
Mix everything in a microwave safe crock and nuke away. When it about melts through, add milk to get the consistency you want, not paste, but thick enough to keep the chunks on your chip. enjoy.