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oscar vs. Frank on New Year's Eve
« on: December 26, 2013, 01:05:56 AM »
New Year's Eve is coming, guys. Frank and oscar know what that means. Who hosts the better celebration--Frank or oscar? My bet is Frank...he has much more gusto and zeal.


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Re: oscar vs. Frank on New Year's Eve
« Reply #1 on: December 26, 2013, 08:00:49 AM »
New Year's Eve is coming, guys. Frank and oscar know what that means. Who hosts the better celebration--Frank or oscar? My bet is Frank...he has much more gusto and zeal.

oscar falls asleep after his post game chicken nuggets binge wakes up at 12:39a misses NYE celebrations completely and makes some bacon.

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Re: oscar vs. Frank on New Year's Eve
« Reply #2 on: December 26, 2013, 08:21:38 AM »
oscar is in bed by 10. Tries to stay awake as long as possible, but manages to make it to 10:15 before falling asleep. But he DVR's all the festivities.

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Re: oscar vs. Frank on New Year's Eve
« Reply #3 on: December 26, 2013, 09:21:14 AM »
You guys nuts? Frank gets drunk on wine and yells at you. oscar wears a funny hat, has poppers, noise makers, and like a ton of snacks. He also puts on a puppet show for the kids. oscar FTW

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Re: oscar vs. Frank on New Year's Eve
« Reply #4 on: December 26, 2013, 09:41:57 AM »
Frank stopped drinking years ago cause he's a crazy alcoholic. I'm sure his party would be rough ridin' lame.

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Re: oscar vs. Frank on New Year's Eve
« Reply #5 on: December 26, 2013, 10:41:41 AM »
Frank stopped drinking years ago cause he's a crazy alcoholicalmost died. I'm sure his party would be rough ridin' awesome though.

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Re: oscar vs. Frank on New Year's Eve
« Reply #6 on: December 26, 2013, 11:56:47 AM »
I've decided that oscar reminds of Clarence the angel from Its a Wonderful Life. Clarence liked mulled wine...

"Wait a minute . . . wait a minute . . . I got it. Mulled wine, heavy on the cinnamon and light on the cloves. Off with you, me lad, and be lively!"

I bet oscar would as well.

Point oscar.

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Re: oscar vs. Frank on New Year's Eve
« Reply #7 on: December 26, 2013, 12:16:18 PM »
I bet oscar puts on a nice, classy affair with good food and solid booze but all of his guests are just "stopping by" and have other parties they plan on going to for midnight.  oscar ends up with just his wife at 11:59.

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Re: oscar vs. Frank on New Year's Eve
« Reply #8 on: December 26, 2013, 12:18:54 PM »
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Re: oscar vs. Frank on New Year's Eve
« Reply #9 on: December 26, 2013, 12:59:58 PM »
Both of them spend their time 'cruiting (2 small forwards with offers from Duquesne and SMU)
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Re: oscar vs. Frank on New Year's Eve
« Reply #10 on: December 26, 2013, 01:06:23 PM »
oscar will be living it up in NYC.

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Re: oscar vs. Frank on New Year's Eve
« Reply #11 on: December 26, 2013, 01:17:50 PM »
I like to imagine when oscar takes a sip of champagne at midnight he gets a slightly giddy look on his face and says "Tingly!".

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Re: oscar vs. Frank on New Year's Eve
« Reply #12 on: December 26, 2013, 09:03:15 PM »
I like to imagine when oscar takes a sip of champagne at midnight he gets a slightly giddy look on his face and says "Tingly!".

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Re: oscar vs. Frank on New Year's Eve
« Reply #13 on: December 26, 2013, 10:58:41 PM »
You guys nuts? Frank gets drunk on wine and yells at you. oscar wears a funny hat, has poppers, noise makers, and like a ton of snacks. He also puts on a puppet show for the kids. oscar FTW
What, no chicken nuggets and ice cream???  :surprised:
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Re: oscar vs. Frank on New Year's Eve
« Reply #14 on: December 27, 2013, 11:29:39 AM »
If I saw oscar on NYE, I would not offer to buy him a drink.  Totally would with Frank. One of them seems like he could be a decent conversationalist, the other seems like a guy that would smile awkwardly and be dead silent until I took the initiative to move on.

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Re: oscar vs. Frank on New Year's Eve
« Reply #15 on: December 27, 2013, 01:59:08 PM »
If Frank were to have a party, you know Pitbull would be there hitting on your girl while Frank entertained you about outrageous Huggie stories. oscar would be spinning Perry Como while constantly glancing at his watch and mentally measure how much of his liquor you were drinking.

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Re: oscar vs. Frank on New Year's Eve
« Reply #16 on: December 27, 2013, 02:04:44 PM »
If Frank were to have a party, you know Pitbull would be there hitting on your girl while Frank entertained you about outrageous Huggie stories. oscar would be spinning Perry Como while constantly glancing at his watch and mentally measure how much of his liquor you were drinking.

Man, I would love the above-described Frank party. 

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Re: oscar vs. Frank on New Year's Eve
« Reply #17 on: December 27, 2013, 02:11:24 PM »
I would enjoy being at a Frank party. Would continuously punch myself in the face at a oscar party.

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Re: oscar vs. Frank on New Year's Eve
« Reply #18 on: December 27, 2013, 02:14:17 PM »
oscar could do a nice event that's over by 9pm and would be good for a random weeknight out.  For NYE you want a Frank party.

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Re: oscar vs. Frank on New Year's Eve
« Reply #19 on: December 27, 2013, 02:18:17 PM »
Remember this is Frank "the oil checker" Martin we're talking about here.

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Re: oscar vs. Frank on New Year's Eve
« Reply #20 on: December 27, 2013, 02:37:57 PM »
Remember this is Frank "the oil checker" Martin we're talking about here.


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