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Ellen DeGeneres is a giant bitch and murders marines.
« on: December 19, 2013, 02:34:42 PM »


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Re: Ellen DeGeneres is a giant bitch and murders marines.
« Reply #1 on: December 19, 2013, 02:38:03 PM »
Ellen is hilarious.

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Re: Ellen DeGeneres is a giant bitch and murders marines.
« Reply #2 on: December 19, 2013, 02:39:49 PM »
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Re: Ellen DeGeneres is a giant bitch and murders marines.
« Reply #3 on: December 19, 2013, 02:40:46 PM »
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I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Ellen DeGeneres is a giant bitch and murders marines.
« Reply #4 on: December 19, 2013, 02:44:45 PM »
Marines don't retreat.  They just regroup in hell.

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Re: Ellen DeGeneres is a giant bitch and murders marines.
« Reply #5 on: December 19, 2013, 02:51:07 PM »
maybe don't try so hard with the thread title  :flush:
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Re: Ellen DeGeneres is a giant bitch and murders marines.
« Reply #6 on: December 19, 2013, 02:56:10 PM »
maybe don't try so hard with the thread title  :flush:
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Re: Ellen DeGeneres is a giant bitch and murders marines.
« Reply #7 on: December 19, 2013, 02:56:45 PM »
what do you have against ellen, heath Robertson?
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Ellen DeGeneres is a giant bitch and murders marines.
« Reply #8 on: December 19, 2013, 02:57:26 PM »
what do you have against ellen, heath Robertson?
She gives ppl free trips and then kills them. :dunno:

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Re: Ellen DeGeneres is a giant bitch and murders marines.
« Reply #9 on: December 19, 2013, 03:04:16 PM »
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Ellen DeGeneres said in a statement, "I've been speaking with Cherilyn. And my staff has been in touch with her as well. She's asked us to help keep this private as she tries to deal with this unimaginable tragedy. I hope everyone respects that."

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Re: Ellen DeGeneres is a giant bitch and murders marines.
« Reply #10 on: December 19, 2013, 03:10:27 PM »
jesus christ fanning....
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Re: Ellen DeGeneres is a giant bitch and murders marines.
« Reply #11 on: December 19, 2013, 03:15:42 PM »
jesus christ fanning....

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Re: Ellen DeGeneres is a giant bitch and murders marines.
« Reply #12 on: December 19, 2013, 03:19:29 PM »
would have been better had fanning thrown in a "rug muncher" or something but i guess "giant bitch" will have to do.

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Re: Ellen DeGeneres is a giant bitch and murders marines.
« Reply #13 on: December 19, 2013, 03:19:52 PM »
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Re: Ellen DeGeneres is a giant bitch and murders marines.
« Reply #14 on: December 19, 2013, 03:21:21 PM »
alright guys... thoughts on people that back into parking spaces?

i don't mind as long as its not a busy lot :dunno:
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Ellen DeGeneres is a giant bitch and murders marines.
« Reply #15 on: December 19, 2013, 03:37:57 PM »
between this and the krokodyll thread fanning lost any moral high ground on any subject

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Re: Ellen DeGeneres is a giant bitch and murders marines.
« Reply #16 on: December 19, 2013, 03:40:20 PM »
The overall gesture was very kind of ED

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Re: Ellen DeGeneres is a giant bitch and murders marines.
« Reply #17 on: December 19, 2013, 03:49:55 PM »
between this and the krokodyll thread fanning lost any moral high ground on any subject
Yes, MC. You're so above us all.

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Re: Ellen DeGeneres is a giant bitch and murders marines.
« Reply #18 on: December 19, 2013, 03:54:22 PM »
alright guys... thoughts on people that back into parking spaces?

i don't mind as long as its not a busy lot :dunno:

Agree, but freaking HATE people that back in to spots when its busy.

Here is another one for ya tonya...Say its a busy parking lot and you see someone get in their car to leave...you stop and wait for them to pull out so you can have their spot....only prob is they are taking FOREVER and there are now like 5 cars behind you who are stuck.

How long do you wait for the car to pull out of the spot? If they don't pull out within 10 seconds of getting in the car I say F it and leave

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Re: Ellen DeGeneres is a giant bitch and murders marines.
« Reply #19 on: December 19, 2013, 03:55:13 PM »
gonna need 3BJ to weigh in on this one before i jump to any rash conclusions

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Re: Ellen DeGeneres is a giant bitch and murders marines.
« Reply #20 on: December 19, 2013, 03:59:12 PM »
ellen is one of the very few actually funny people on tv. I'm suprised she hasnt moved up to an evening talk show slot, but I think she likes having the daytime monopoly (mom-opoly).

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Re: Ellen DeGeneres is a giant bitch and murders marines.
« Reply #21 on: December 19, 2013, 04:01:43 PM »
glass ceiling bruh

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Re: Ellen DeGeneres is a giant bitch and murders marines.
« Reply #22 on: December 19, 2013, 04:04:08 PM »
glass ceiling bruh

its tough to be an epaw  :frown:

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Re: Ellen DeGeneres is a giant bitch and murders marines.
« Reply #23 on: December 19, 2013, 04:05:12 PM »
between this and the krokodyll thread fanning lost any moral high ground on any subject
Yes, MC. You're so above us all.

well, duh. that was already established. I'm just pointing out that you're now in the OKCat zone. Toodles!

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Re: Ellen DeGeneres is a giant bitch and murders marines.
« Reply #24 on: December 19, 2013, 04:05:46 PM »
alright guys... thoughts on people that back into parking spaces?

i don't mind as long as its not a busy lot :dunno:

Agree, but freaking HATE people that back in to spots when its busy.

Here is another one for ya tonya...Say its a busy parking lot and you see someone get in their car to leave...you stop and wait for them to pull out so you can have their spot....only prob is they are taking FOREVER and there are now like 5 cars behind you who are stuck.

How long do you wait for the car to pull out of the spot? If they don't pull out within 10 seconds of getting in the car I say F it and leave

yeah i agree. 30 seconds tops. those other people need to get to do their shopping too ya know?

but i will say this. one time i was in the engineering parking lot on campus. this guy was creeping behind me like from the door to my car so he could have my spot. he was like slowly following and i was starting to wonder if he was gonna rape me or just wanted my spot. anyways, i got in my car and made a phone call because like im not on his time ya know? so he honks at me like im being a jerk so then i decide im gonna wait it out. a few minutes go by on this Mexican standoff so i decide to just leave but... as im getting ready to pull out i see a car full of guys i know so i yell at them to come from the other way and take my spot. i backed out towards the creepy guy and my bros pulled right in.

i felt a little bad about it but at the same time you shouldn't follow someone to their car, right? plus its my spot for the time. i can make a phone call and give it to a friend if i want.
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.