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Offline Lucas Scoopsalot

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I'm Getting a Beer Belly
« on: December 17, 2013, 08:36:24 PM »
I'm too young for this guys. I don't want to stop drinking beer, I just want to lose the gut for the chicks! Any workouts I should do besides crunches?


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Re: I'm Getting a Beer Belly
« Reply #1 on: December 17, 2013, 08:37:05 PM »
This thread is so scoops
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Re: I'm Getting a Beer Belly
« Reply #2 on: December 17, 2013, 08:39:42 PM »
Quote from: Lucas Scoopsalot on December 17, 2013, 08:36:24 PM
I'm too young for this guys. I don't want to stop drinking beer, I just want to lose the gut for the chicks! Any workouts I should do besides crunches?

Stick to light beer and stay away from late night food. That, or just own the fact that you are accumulating mass.
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Re: I'm Getting a Beer Belly
« Reply #3 on: December 17, 2013, 08:43:41 PM »
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Re: I'm Getting a Beer Belly
« Reply #4 on: December 17, 2013, 08:49:01 PM »
I don't drink beer but if I did I would want the largest beer belly I could amass. 
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Re: I'm Getting a Beer Belly
« Reply #5 on: December 17, 2013, 08:54:50 PM »
Drink vodka bro.
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Re: I'm Getting a Beer Belly
« Reply #6 on: December 17, 2013, 08:56:06 PM »
Quote from: WackySquawk08 on December 17, 2013, 08:54:50 PM
Drink vodka bro.
Vodka isn't a very good social drink. I can drink like 12 beers before I'm not able to do it socially anymore. After that I am just fun drunk.
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Re: I'm Getting a Beer Belly
« Reply #7 on: December 17, 2013, 08:57:49 PM »
shoot for the moon, luke.

 
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Re: I'm Getting a Beer Belly
« Reply #8 on: December 17, 2013, 09:03:21 PM »
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Offline Lucas Scoopsalot

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Re: I'm Getting a Beer Belly
« Reply #9 on: December 17, 2013, 09:04:16 PM »
I just enjoy beer too much.
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Re: I'm Getting a Beer Belly
« Reply #10 on: December 17, 2013, 09:07:06 PM »
Quote from: Rams on December 17, 2013, 08:57:49 PM
shoot for the moon, luke.

 
That's gotta be a tumor. No effing way.
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Re: I'm Getting a Beer Belly
« Reply #11 on: December 17, 2013, 09:12:07 PM »
Do you workout Luke?
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Re: I'm Getting a Beer Belly
« Reply #12 on: December 17, 2013, 09:13:19 PM »
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Quote from: dobber on February 14, 2014, 08:46:32 PM
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Re: I'm Getting a Beer Belly
« Reply #13 on: December 17, 2013, 09:14:57 PM »
Quote from: Lucas Scoopsalot on December 17, 2013, 09:13:19 PM
Quote from: WackySquawk08 on December 17, 2013, 09:12:07 PM
Do you workout Luke?
lol nope
Ha. The rec should be your friend. It will catch up to you. Gotta earn that 12 pack.
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Re: I'm Getting a Beer Belly
« Reply #14 on: December 17, 2013, 09:16:05 PM »
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Re: I'm Getting a Beer Belly
« Reply #15 on: December 17, 2013, 09:18:19 PM »
take your visceral fat-packed midsection to the diet thread, luke.
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Re: I'm Getting a Beer Belly
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Re: I'm Getting a Beer Belly
« Reply #17 on: December 17, 2013, 09:19:47 PM »
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Re: I'm Getting a Beer Belly
« Reply #18 on: December 17, 2013, 09:21:54 PM »
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Re: I'm Getting a Beer Belly
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Re: I'm Getting a Beer Belly
« Reply #20 on: December 17, 2013, 09:30:25 PM »
Quote from: kim carnes on December 17, 2013, 09:27:21 PM
Quote from: EllRobersonisInnocent on December 17, 2013, 09:16:05 PM
Quote from: michigancat on December 17, 2013, 09:03:21 PM
Quote from: WackySquawk08 on December 17, 2013, 08:54:50 PM
Drink vodka bro.

this answer is so wacky Fitz
Seeing how you're too afraid to show up to a IRL PAK, cause you're a real life troll, you don't know what you're talking about.

Other than the age difference, they are the exact same.
Seeing how you're too afraid to show up yo a IRL PAK, cause you're a real life troll, you don't know what you're talking about
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Re: I'm Getting a Beer Belly
« Reply #21 on: December 17, 2013, 09:31:18 PM »
Uhh... exercise, eat healthyish and keep drinking the crap out of those delicious craft beers
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Re: I'm Getting a Beer Belly
« Reply #22 on: December 17, 2013, 09:34:57 PM »
i was hoping this was about some sort of alcoholic camelback contraption.   :bawl:
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Re: I'm Getting a Beer Belly
« Reply #23 on: December 17, 2013, 09:49:32 PM »
Don't eat dinner when you wanna drink a lot of beer.
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Re: I'm Getting a Beer Belly
« Reply #24 on: December 17, 2013, 09:51:42 PM »
Barf more
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